Nina's Adventures with Mom's Credit Card in Conspicuous Consumption or Money Don't Buy You Love. (No Caption. Young woman gleefully tries on a hat, coat and gloves. She pays for her purchases with a credit card. Later, her mood changes to embarrassment as she walks past homeless people while she wears her new purchases.)
Subletter-of-the-Month Wednesday, April 18th, around 6:30amâ€¦ ZZZ Shake Shake Hey Shoshanna, did you feel that? Wasn't that an earthquake? Huh? No, that was just the workers next door. Go back to sleep. Her senior thesis (due tomorrow). Subletter-of-the-month! Tap tap tap. What workers next door? It's 6:30 in the morning! Shake Rattle Shake Hey Shoshanna, I felt it again. Wasn't THAT an earthquake? Of course not. My computer's still on. If it had been a quake the power would be off. Tap tap tap tap. Oh. Okay. Just relax. Can't you see I'm busy? Rumble Rumble Shake Shake 8 quakes later... Hey Shoshanna, there's a huge tidal wave headed straight for Santa Cruz. Shut up. I still have time to print out this disc.