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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-12-14 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-12-14 Pub. Date: 2019-12-14
Image Number: 180770
Caption: Armstrong, have you seem my phone? Indeed I have, minion. I've trained the café's rodents to abscond with unattended cellphones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty. You did not. No, I didn't. But it's always been a dream of mine. Very bad man. Thank you for the opportunity to role play.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-06-02 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-06-02 Pub. Date: 2019-06-02
Image Number: 177793
Caption: I've noticed a 25.9% uptick in impeachment talk among the patrons. I hadn't noticed. I've also noticed your complete and utter failure to depict those talking about it as sore losers … As delusional, evil, insane cretins having temper tantrums. So what if my disgraced former lawyer says he bribed the city council on my behalf to forbid any cafes but mine within city limits? What about the phenomenal job growth I've caused? I now employ you, a Roomba and, allegedly, nine out of ten city council members. Now get out there and pit our patrons against one another by declaring this witch hunt to be an illegal coup. And remind them you can't impeach a cafe owner for creating a great underground economy. Very bad man.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-18 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-18 Pub. Date: 2018-10-18
Image Number: 174494
Caption: Hey boss, grand opening's a big hit. Almost all the patrons from the old café are here, plus some new ones. What do you mean almost all the old patrons? Who's missing? I want that traitor tracked down an dealt with. Call my contact at ICE. They've got ways. They'll disguise themselves as altar boys and wait in his church ... They'll hide in the slurpee machine at his favorite 7-Eleven. they'll call and say they found his wallet and then cage him when he surfaces. ICE doesn't play around. They could probably haul him here in time for customer appreciation hour. Very bad man.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-06-07 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-06-07 Pub. Date: 2012-06-07
Image Number: 81660
Caption: We've had 26 straight months of private sector job growth. Certain industries are booming. Jobville Employment Agency. Do you have experience serving comfort food to weeping patrons? No. How about repossessing cars? No. How 'bout repossessing pacemakers? Not a good sign.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-21 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-21 Pub. Date: 2010-02-21
Image Number: 44142
Caption: That's funny-looking salt. What's with the salt? It's a blend we have made specially for us. What're all these brown spots? Those are minerals. Iron, phosphorus … mined by hand at the base of the Himalayas. Wow. They give it a tangy aftertaste you can't find anywhere else. I see. And these cobwebs? Silken decorations weaved specifically for us.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-08-02 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-02 Pub. Date: 2009-08-02
Image Number: 36968
Caption: Thanks for agreeing to meet me. You have till I'm done with this salad. Susan, losing you made me see myself through your eyes and I didn't like what I saw. … I was an insensitive jerk. But I've done a lot of work on myself these last few months, Susan. Pass the ketchup. Why do you want ketchup? ... Anyway, we had something special. Please give me another chance. Snookums, I've changed. Did you save room for dessert, ma'am? No thanks. I'm watching her weight. Note to self: Never pass the ketchup.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-05 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-05 Pub. Date: 2009-07-05
Image Number: 35949
Caption: Would you like a lid for your mocha, sir? Seriously? Do I look like I need an ADULT SIPPY CUP? I'm a grown man. I've been drinking from big boys cups from decades now. No thanks. She needs one, though. She didn't order anything.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-14 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-14 Pub. Date: 2009-03-14
Image Number: 30806
Caption: Hey! There is absolutely no ham in this hamburger! What're you goin' on about? False advertising! I'm going to sue! Or we can settle out of court. I'll accept $600. I'll give you five. Or better yet, I'll give you one. Hey!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-14 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-14 Pub. Date: 2009-02-14
Image Number: 29990
Caption: Café de la Alley Over That Way. Excuse me, proprietor. Whachoowant? This Dr. Pepper is flat. No carbonation at all. Huffff. Bloop. Bloop. You want bubbles? There ya bubbles.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-05 patron 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-05 Pub. Date: 2007-09-05
Image Number: 18485
Caption: To show the young lady how much you love her, you must spend three month's salary on her ring. What if I'm only marrying her because she had my child? What if I don't exactly "love" her? Two months. I see. I see. What if I mildly detest her? Honey, the young man wants to see your ring.
     
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