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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-26 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-26 Pub. Date: 2019-08-26
Image Number: 179191
Caption: Armstrong, why do we have Fourth of July decorations up? That was weeks ago. Exactly. A true patriot loves his country regardless of the date. A true patriot celebrates the founding of our corporatocracy every single day of the year, minion. Some of the decorations are smeared with coffee grounds and banana peels. A true patriot knows that one cafe's dumpster is another cafe's treasure.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-03-07 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-03-07 Pub. Date: 2019-03-07
Image Number: 176627
Caption: Hello, you've reached the office of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft. To ask about season tickets, press one. To ask about our support for players kneeling to protest police brutality, press two. To ask about Mr. Kraft and other powerful men getting caught in a raid at a massage parlor of ill repute, press three. You have just ordered seasons tickets. Three! I pressed three!
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-12 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-12 Pub. Date: 2018-08-12
Image Number: 173270
Caption: Hi, Mr. Dogg. My name's Sidious Darkmoney. I'm urging you to call your representative and demand they pass H.R. 666 … also known as the Patriot Love Bunny Kitten Sunshine Act. What that act about, bruh? Silence, swine! I -- … um, I mean its about love of country, kittens, bunnies and sunshine ... all of which would benefit from the extermination of bunnies, the brutal slaughter of kittens, and the total deregulation of all toxic pollutants that blot out sunlight. Who you say you with again? Silence, swine! ... um, I mean ... I'm with the our-government-stooges-decided-we-don't-have-to-tell-you-who-we-are association. Wait ... ain't you the dude who called me last week to inform me the election been postponed?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-17 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-17 Pub. Date: 2017-10-17
Image Number: 163903
Caption: If all them hundreds of mass shootings was bein' done by black men, we'd be confiscating guns tomorrow. When white people arm theyselves so they can defend against the government, people call 'em "patriots." When black people do it, like the Black Panthers did, the same people call them "terrorists." This country ain't color-blind dog, it's color-blinded. You're much less depressing when you just talk about french fries.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-02-25 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-02-25 Pub. Date: 2017-02-25
Image Number: 154806
Caption: That astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson admitted he was wrong about those deflated footballs the Patriots used two years ago. That's proof that the so-called "global warming" thing is a big fat hoax. You're saying that if someone's wrong about one thing. They must have been wrong about anything they've ever said? Hypothetically. I wouldn't know, since I've never been wrong. The Jungle.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-20 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-20 Pub. Date: 2015-10-20
Image Number: 133799
Caption: If all them hundreds of mass shootings was bein' done by black men, we'd be confiscating guns tomorrow. When white people arm themselves so they can defend against the government, people call 'em "patriots." When black people do it, like the Black Panthers did, the same people call them "terrorists." This country ain't color-blind, dog, it's color-blinded. You're much less depressing when you just talk about french fries.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-02-07 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-02-07 Pub. Date: 2015-02-07
Image Number: 122422
Caption: The Astronomer Neil Degrasse Tyson admitted he was wrong about those deflated footballs the Patriots used. That's proof that the so-called "global warming" thing is a big fat hoax. You're saying that if someone's wrong about one thing, they must have been wrong about anything they've ever said? Hypothetically. I wouldn't know, since I've never been wrong. The Jungle.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-12 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-12 Pub. Date: 2012-11-12
Image Number: 89717
Caption: You must be thrilled the President won. Zzz … Just think: Under a Republican president, it woulda been just like Bush all over again. Patriot Act … No civil liberties … No privacy … Click. Wha-whuwhuzat? Our records show you value your privacy.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-06-19 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-06-19 Pub. Date: 2011-06-19
Image Number: 62129
Caption: On today's Sunday Morning Political Show, we discuss the extension of the Patriot Act. Here to discuss this President Obama from 2011. Thanks, Tom. The Patriot Act helps us spy on terrorists in the USA, helping us thwart vague threats I won't bother to tell you about. Renewing it was just plain right. Our next guest: Senator Obama from 2005. Hello, Tom. This legislation puts government above the law. Warrantless searches ... No right to appeal ... This is just plain wrong. Tom, me from 2005 I naive and a threat to national security. Tom, me from 2011 is a power-mad tyrant.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-20 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-20 Pub. Date: 2010-04-20
Image Number: 46437
Caption: The Civil War was not about slavery. It was about patriots fighting for limited government. (Click.) You're suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor. That green-blooded son of a BEEP! It's his revenge for all those arguments we lost. Turn it back to CNN, Lemont. Not until she starts making sense! Lemont, this is not the way -- (Click). I AM YOUR FATHER! I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-10 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-10 Pub. Date: 2008-12-10
Image Number: 28587
Caption: Reverend Wilfred, the Obama people came to see me last night. They're looking for a new pastor and asked me about you. Did you tell them I'm a patriot who's never said a bad word about America. Sort of. I told them you suddenly became a right-wing Liberal-hating demagogue in hopes of getting millions of dollars from Bush's Office of Faith-based Initiatives. But did you put a good spin on it?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-07-20 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-07-20 Pub. Date: 2008-07-20
Image Number: 24783
Caption: Michelle Obama said "For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm really proud of my country because it feels like hope is finally making a comeback." Gasp! Mainstream media. WHAT?! That means she was never proud of America until later in life! She's no patriot! Mainstream Media. She also said "I really didn't love America until I was deprived of her company." WHAT?! Mainstream media. That means she never loved America until later in life! She's no patriot! Oops, correction: John McCain said that last one. Mainstream media. Really? Oh, well then it's a poetic testament to the moment a man fell in love with his country.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-15 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-15 Pub. Date: 2008-06-15
Image Number: 24094
Caption: Mainstream Media. John McCain is a MAVERICK. He's not afraid to go against his own party! But his home-state paper says he almost never voted against his own party's interests. Wait…what? Nothing. Say, I want you to meet-- Barack Obama is a Muslim. A Muslim with a crazy Christian pastor. He doesn't sing the anthem or wear a flag pin in the shower. He's also an illegal immigrant from some place called "Hawaii." ...My twin brother. The Internet. I'd shake hands but that transmits Alzheimers.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-16 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-16 Pub. Date: 2008-05-16
Image Number: 23478
Caption: Men. Hmph! I know what you mean, girl. They always leave. Mine left months ago. Said the American people were smart enough to recognize true patriotism comes from actions, not from lapel jewelry. Huh? Hi. I'm Barack Obama's flag pin. Yo. Dude. What exactly is in this cocoa? Ha! They always learn their lesson in the end, huh?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-02 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-02 Pub. Date: 2008-02-02
Image Number: 21417
Caption: In other news, after coming in 15th in the Candorville primary… …the Giuliani Campaign has boldly changed its strategy. They've buried a time capsule with a note, asking patriots in the year 9008 to go back in time and tell them to actually campaign in the early states. When asked whether this is a mark of desperation, the campaign replied... "You have reached a number that has been disconnected for lack of payment." Wolf, that could mean a few things...
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-10-26 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-10-26 Pub. Date: 2007-10-26
Image Number: 19038
Caption: See thish (hic) thish PIN here, shon? THISH ushed to be a shinning, glorioush shield. Why, a m-man could sell hish votesh, betrayyy hish oath of offish, an' he'd SHTILL be a patriatriot. …'Long ash he wore a flag pin on hish jacket. You that Congress dude e'rebody be lookin' fo'? "Senator Flagpin." Had the name changed thish morning.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-21 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-21 Pub. Date: 2007-09-21
Image Number: 18622
Caption: Look, Lemont… Can I call you "Lemont"? I mean, I feel like I know you. That's because you've been spying on me and thousands of other Americans. Yeah, this did start off professional. But over the years, I've come to see you as a… a person of interest. You don't have many friends, do you? "Operation make friends" proceeding as planned.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-17 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-17 Pub. Date: 2007-09-17
Image Number: 18618
Caption: I don't get it, Lemont. You're a young, smart, progressive person. Why would you even consider marrying someone you don't love… …just 'cause she had your baby? That's totally out of character for you. Click. #@$% Patriot Act. Our files show you're the type who'd just send child support and be done with it.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-23 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-26 Pub. Date: 2007-02-23
Image Number: 16212
Caption: Wiretapping, email snooping, bank records… Sometimes I get the feeling the government's spying on my every move. No, they're not. I think they are. No we're not. See?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-10-16 patriot 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-10-17 Pub. Date: 2006-10-16
Image Number: 14977
Caption: 2001. Congress passed the so-called "Patriot Act" today even though many of them hadn't even read it. ZZZZZ. 2005. Today's top story: Congressman caught selling their votes to the highest bidder! ZZZZZ. 2006. Congress lets the President torture people and weakens habeas corpus, the most important legal principle of the last millennium. ZZZZZ. 2006. Sex! Sex! Sex! Congressman SEXually harasses kids with SEX-filled e-mails about SEX! Munch munch munch.
     
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