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Comics about Pats and patting.

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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-24 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-24 Pub. Date: 2019-08-24
Image Number: 179098
Caption: Do you think you'll ever get tired of working for the TSA, Randy? Let me see, little buddy … Will I ever get tired of encountering some of the most interesting people in the world … like Beyonce, and Rihanna, and Emilia Clarke, and Amber Heard, and Jennifer Lawrence, and the rest ... and making sure their pat-downs are completely professional yet totally thorough? This is why I never fly anywhere anymore. As long as blood pumps through my veins, I will never tire of this job.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-23 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-23 Pub. Date: 2018-12-23
Image Number: 175261
Caption: Online shopping has ruined everything. The mall just laid me off to cut costs. Really? It's going to ruin Christmas. I was the mall Santa. Now where are the tiny kids and babies going to go to sit on a stranger's lap and tell him what they want under their tree? Where are they going to go to hear a man who'll say ho ho ho? Who'll pat them on the head? Who'll tell them to stop begging for handouts? Who'll tell them to stop crying, get a job, and pull themselves up by their own bootstraps? You sure they laid you off because of online shopping? Who's going to give them a copy of The Art of the Deal and send them on their way?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-18 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-18 Pub. Date: 2018-08-18
Image Number: 173504
Caption: 1982. Why do you like me, Lemont? Because you believe me. When I told the class that Meadowlark Lemon gave me a Harlem Globetrotters basketball and bought me ice cream, they all laughed. But you didn't. That's why you're my best friend. I can tell you anything, Susan. Why, I remember telling you that I ran into Sulu from Star Trek, and he told me I looked familiar, and he gave me a pat on the head. I don't remember you saying any of that nonsense. I also like you because you're a very good listener.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-07 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-07 Pub. Date: 2016-11-07
Image Number: 150712
Caption: You've been in Canada six whole hours. When do I get to see you, Candorville? I can't wait any longer. How 'bout right now? I'm at the American Pub on Spite Street. It's a sketchy bar in the worst part of Gastown, where a bunch of American ex-pats and tourists can get together and act like they're still in the states. Censored you, you stupid liberal censored head! Censored my censored you censored Fascist! Wanna hang out with me while I cover election night for my news site? I can wait a little longer.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-26 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-26 Pub. Date: 2016-09-26
Image Number: 149025
Caption: Step in to the machine please, sir. Ted Striker Memorial Airport. Candorville/Canardville. Isn't that the machine that shows me naked? You don't have to go through it. I can have Agent Crotchgrabber pat you down instead. Just make sure this doesn't end up on the internet. No promises.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-01 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-01 Pub. Date: 2008-06-01
Image Number: 23769
Caption: When I hear Al Gore talk about climate change, I get angry. But when I hear Pat Robertson say the same things, I don't get angry. I see. It's quite common, really. Man is a tribal species. Our brains divide the world into "us" and "them." If someone from our own tribe suggests an idea or action, we're inclined to accept it. But if someone from an outside tribe suggests the same thing, we're inclined to reject it. Does it make sense? Depends. Are you a Liberal or Conservative?
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-09 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-09 Pub. Date: 2005-09-09
Image Number: 11558
Caption: Lemont awakens in an alternative reality where everyone is held accountable for his action. This just in … Pat Robertson, who has suggested we assassinate an elected leader and blow up the state department with a nuclear bomb, was arrested today under the Patriot Act....
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-09-08 Pat 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-09-08 Pub. Date: 2005-09-08
Image Number: 11557
Caption: In other news. Reverend Wilfred W. Wilfred has denied echoing Pat Robertson's call for assassins to "take out" Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez…..
     
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