What is this, Brown? What is what? This blog you wrote about some sort of famine in the horn of Africa. There's not a single word in here about the Tea Party or Obama or the stock market crash or our jobs crisis. Sometimes - every once in a while - things happen to people who aren't Americans. I want a rewrite by 5.
Psst! Psst! Hey, guess what? Guess what? Barack Obama was educated in an America-hating, Al-Qaida-worshipping madrassah as a kid. What? No he wasn't. That's a dumb rumor. He went to a public school and then a Catholic school. Who are you, anyway? I'm Washington Tymes. Say, have you heard the latest about Clinton?