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161. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-04-22 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-04-22 Pub. Date: 2009-04-22
Image Number: 31769
Caption: Anyway, I should go, Susan. I'm talking with a lawyer. I'm suing Roxanne for custody of Lionel. Yeah, really … The lawyer? An ad on Gregs-List.org. …Well he looks legit enough. He's got degrees, a leather chair, glasses… …And it doesn't seem to faze him when people talk about him like he's not even there. That's a sign of character. Y'know, you say "dios mio" A LOT. Zzzzz.
     
162. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-06 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-06 Pub. Date: 2008-11-06
Image Number: 27821
Caption: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Refuge for the lost and abandoned. Ain't right to stay if stayin' makes things worse. It's right to leave if your family better off without you. Did my son a favor. Only thing worse'n no role model is a bad one. (a) I am not a bad role model, and (b) oh, we're still talking about you and your son, not me and mine, so never mind.
     
163. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-05 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-05 Pub. Date: 2008-11-05
Image Number: 27820
Caption: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Refuge for the lost and abandoned. You say you abandoned your wife and son? Yeah, but that don't explain why I been here the last thirty-some years. I think it does. Your son lost you, but you lost much more. Who we are lives on through our kids. But you left. You lost your legacy. You lost immortality. That's deep. I thought so. Deeply stupid.
     
164. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-03 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-03 Pub. Date: 2007-09-03
Image Number: 18481
Caption: Did Obama's wife attack Hillary? Catfight! MEEE-OWWWWW! Huh? SHE SAID "IF YOU CAN'T RUN YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU CERTAINLY CAN'T RUN THE WHITE HOUSE. …So we've adjusted our schedules to make sure that our girls are first. So, while (Barack) is traveling around, I do day trips... I'm home before bedtime... to tuck them in at night." Wait, what was that? Back up. CATFIGHT! No, a little further ahead. Meow?
     
165. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-05 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-05 Pub. Date: 2007-05-05
Image Number: 17069
Caption: Hi, Dr. Sadie, I just wanna say Alec Baldwin's a horrible father for yelling at his kid over the phone. Mommy I'm hungry. They should take away his visitation rights if he -- Kate, Mommy's on the radio. Be good -- if he can't control… Mommy! Kate, I told you, be quiet. Mommy's on the radio -- if he can't control his temper, he sho... Mommy MOMMY Mom- Mom MOMMY mommy! For the last time Kate, shut up! Mommy's on the @#*& RADIO! The Dr. Sadie show will be right back.
     
166. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-10-28 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-10-28 Pub. Date: 2006-10-28
Image Number: 15030
Caption: Hello, mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone because people are talking me into driving drunk, disrespecting my elders and wearing gang clothes. Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you when I've found friends you can approve of. Beep.
     
167. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-16 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-16 Pub. Date: 2006-09-16
Image Number: 14666
Caption: Hello, mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone because I've fathered the love-child of a crazy vegetarian chick, and I'm trying to work up the nerve to pursue a high-paying job so I can afford to marry her and feed them all the roots and hay they desire. Please leave a blood-curdling scream, and I'll get back to you when my ears stop ringing. Beep.
     
168. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-30 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-03-30
Image Number: 13355
Caption: You brought another life into this world. You gotta take action, L. Do the right thing. Wow, Clyde. I've never heard you talk like that. You're right, I need to ask Roxanne to marry me. I was gonna say "change your name and move to Cleveland," but that'll work too.
     
169. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-03-31 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-03-31
Image Number: 13356
Caption: Dios Mio, Lemont. That is a good idea. Ask Roxanne to marry you. You can't stand that crazy chick. But since you gave her a son, you might as well spend the rest of your life with her. That way all three of you can be hopelessly miserable. So you agree. Idiota!
     
170. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-01 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-04-02 Pub. Date: 2006-04-01
Image Number: 13357
Caption: Susan, don’t you remember how I was when I was a kid? Now I felt it was my fault my dad left? I have to marry Roxanne, Susan. I won't let this kid grow up without a dad even if it means I'll descend into a putrid abyss of misery, anger and regret. A dark and musty cave of despair. Yeah, that is gonna be one well-adjusted kid.
     
171. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-04 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-04 Pub. Date: 2006-01-04
Image Number: 12662
Caption: I wonder if I'll do anything to make the world a better place this year. I wonder if I'll do anything to make my parents proud this year. I wonder if "Jerry Springer" be on.
     
172. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-12-17 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-12-20 Pub. Date: 2005-12-17
Image Number: 12536
Caption: Hello Mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm out looking for a decent woman you'll approve of. Please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I've given you grandchildren. Beep.
     
173. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-19 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-19 Pub. Date: 2005-08-19
Image Number: 11301
Caption: So this loser call and told me he was my long-lost father, who walked out on us when I was too young to remember him. I poured my heart out to him, Susan…..
     
174. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-18 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-18 Pub. Date: 2005-08-18
Image Number: 11232
Caption: Forget the past, Dad. I'm just glad you finally called. I wanna get to know you. I want to have you in my life from now on…..
     
175. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-17 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-17 Pub. Date: 2005-08-17
Image Number: 11231
Caption: Listen, son … I wish I'd never walked out on you and your mother. Well, wishes aren't enough, Pops…..
     
176. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-08-16 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-08-16 Pub. Date: 2005-08-16
Image Number: 11230
Caption: Hello, boy. This is you long-lost father. I want to apologize for running out on you and your mother all those years ago. Did your mother ever tell you anything about me?….
     
177. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-07-16 parental 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-07-18 Pub. Date: 2005-07-16
Image Number: 10983
Caption: Hello Mom. You've reached the home of Lemont Brown. I can't come to the phone rights now because I'm out wasting my time following my dreams instead of getting a reliable job….
     
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