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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-23 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-23 Pub. Date: 2018-10-23
Image Number: 174601
Caption: Thousands of Native Americans might not be allowed to vote if they don't have I.D. that shows their street addresses. Ever since they won the right to vote, they were promised they could vote using I.D. that showed their P.O. box, since many live on the reservation and don't have street addresses. The country's never made Native Americans a promise it didn't go on break. So ... it's almost like America made a promise to break every promise it made them. Now's not the time to set up paradoxes, Clyde.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-02 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-02 Pub. Date: 2018-09-02
Image Number: 173653
Caption: I read your latest article about the Fermi Paradox. It's the likeliest explanation … We've only been transmitting radio signals for about 100 years, Susan. And since radio waves travel at the speed of light, our radio bubble's only about 200 light years across. Our radio waves have only reaches 15,000 or so stars out of 400 billion. It'll be tends of thousands of years before most of the galaxy ever sees I Love Lucy. There could be 399,999,985,000 stars out there with civilizations broadcasting I Love Splorg or something, and we won't even notice it until the year 201818 ... and if most aliens skipped radio and went straight to internet, we may never, ever know they exist. Is that why your headline was We'll Never See a Splorg Get Trolled on Facesplorg?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-08-06 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-08-06 Pub. Date: 2017-08-06
Image Number: 160565
Caption: Your latest article was a little confusing, Lemont. What's confusing about my having solved Fermi's paradox? I've single-handedly explained how the universe could be filled with civilization, even though we've seen no evidence them. Did you know there's a possibility our universe exists within a black hole? ... and every black hole in our universe may contain an entire universe of its own? I've heard that. And did you know that people ultimately just can't stand those who are different from them? Don't you see, Susan? There is no paradox. When a civilization advances far enough, it doesn't fly to other stars. It thinks much bigger. It creates a black hole and vanishes into it so it can have a whole universe to itself. They could shape it and write its natural laws however they want. The Berniezoidians could have a whole universe full of single-payer healthcare, ... and the Trumpmagans could have a whole universe full of no undocumented immigrants. Oh. I was just confused about the part where you wrote "The Trumpmagans still insist Mexico will pay for the event horizon."
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-13 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-13 Pub. Date: 2014-11-13
Image Number: 118789
Caption: According to Zeno's Paradox, you and I would be immortal, Rosencrantz. If life is a journey toward death, then to arrive at that destination we'd first have to travel half a life. Then half our remaining life, and so on; infinitely forever. But you're overlooking one crucial flaw in that theory. What flaw is that? Zeno's dead. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-12 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-12 Pub. Date: 2014-11-12
Image Number: 118788
Caption: Zeno's Paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover half the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Every distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late. (Published originally on March 29, 2012.)
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-29 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-29 Pub. Date: 2012-03-29
Image Number: 77953
Caption: According to Zeno's paradox, you and I would be immortal, Rosencrantz. If life is a journey toward death, then to arrive at that destination we'd first have to travel half a life. Then half our remaining life, and so on; infinitely forever. But you're overlooking one crucial flaw in that theory. What flaw is that. Zeno's dead.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-28 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-28 Pub. Date: 2012-03-28
Image Number: 77952
Caption: Zeno's paradox theorizes that I can never actually reach my destination. If I have to travel one mile, first I have to reach half a mile. Then I have to cover the remaining distance, then half again, and so on. Ever distance, no matter how small, can be divided in half infinitely; so I can never actually get where I'm going. That still doesn't explain why you're always late.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-26 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-26 Pub. Date: 2010-06-26
Image Number: 48745
Caption: Hey … HEY! What the … I was sleeping! I know. You were dreaming and talking. Something about knowing how to fix a "predestination paradox." What's a "predestination paradox"? It's when someone won't let a person sleep in peace on an airplane. Wow. They have terms for everything. Is there a term for whe ... LET ME SLEEP!!!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-06-03 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-06-05 Pub. Date: 2007-06-03
Image Number: 17480
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? Nothing, Susan. Well … Ok. I asked Clyde about the $2 he owes me and he started whining about "the man." I call him on his bull. Told 'im he was a whiner, always has been and always will be. Then suddenly I realized … I was whining. That's when it hit me: You can't accuse someone of whining without whining yourself. It's the whine paradox. That's ridiculous. Think Nietzsche put it best ... "If you look long into a whine, the whine looks back at you." "Abyss," not "whine." Stop whining. D'oh!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-05-11 paradox 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-05-11 Pub. Date: 2007-05-11
Image Number: 17178
Caption: So you're going back to 2004 to warn me not to hook up with the crazy vegetarian chick? That's right. Cool, cool. Just one thing: if you'd succeeded, wouldn't I have never met her in the first place and there'd be no need for you to go back and warn me about her? Time-travel paradoxes give me a headache.
     
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