Oh boy! Today Nina meets "bachelor number one'â€¦Heh-heh. So, my first personal ad date. Heh-heh. Mine too. Heh-heh, just don't try to axe-murder me and this'll go fine. Heh-heh. OK. And while we're on the subject, don't try to poison me, strangle me, rape me, stab me...Look! I don't know you either. You could try to axe-murder me for all I know. Ping! Gee, I never thought of it that way. That's downright egalitarian of you. Your ad specified "feminist."
Yee-haw! Time for another personal ad blind date! Heh-hehâ€¦uhâ€¦uhâ€¦heh-hehâ€¦hehâ€¦uhâ€¦chomp chomp munch munch chomp. Heh. Swallow!! Uh. Heh-hehâ€¦heh.