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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-08 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-08 Pub. Date: 2017-10-08
Image Number: 162900
Caption: Big L, you seen a doctor yet 'bout that heart attack you had? I didn't have a "heart attack," Clyde. All I had was pain in my arm, between my shoulder blades, in my chest, jaw and upper abdomen. Plus I was dizzy, fatigues and had heartburn. That could've been anything. And anyway, I took care of it myself. I started biking, gave up red meat, etc ... just in case. Anyway, I don't have health insurance. I earn too much for Medicaid and too little pay the Obamacare premiums. I got a solution for you, bruh ... Ok ... As long as it doesn't involve identity theft, Fake IDs and possible jail time. Hm ... well, then I got a different solution for you ... As long as it doesn't involve sneaking into another country. Well ... then I got a different solution ...
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-30 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-30 Pub. Date: 2016-12-30
Image Number: 152628
Caption: Ever since I got back from Canada, I've felt like I'm just drifting through my days. Dr. Noodle. Like yesterday, I was interviewing a source I'll call "Deep Throat" at a big pharmaceutical company who told me they're purposely trying to spread the opioid addiction problem to other countries ... because getting people to become dependent on opioid painkillers here has been so profitable. But I ended up just taking Deep Throat to a hockey game. That's normal. For non-Trump-voters, thinking of Canada is a good substitute for opioids.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-03 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-03 Pub. Date: 2016-12-03
Image Number: 151555
Caption: Dear Telemarketer, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Are you happy with your current chair? Or does sitting in it hour after hour make your lower back sore? Do you feel the pain slowly spreading up your spine and spread out like calloused fingers gripping and squeezing your ribs? Why don't you think about that for a few hours after you hear the beep. Beep.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-04 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-04 Pub. Date: 2016-06-04
Image Number: 143923
Caption: Have fun, Sherry! When you're done, take the chainsaw back here to me. Pardon me … couldn’t help but overhear … What you really meant to say was "bring," not "take." "Take" would only be appropriate if you were NOT going to be here when she got back. I will bring you great pain and suffering. Perfect! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-04-26).
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-24 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-24 Pub. Date: 2015-11-24
Image Number: 135623
Caption: Why are you even thinking about breakups, Lemont? I thought you were all ga-ga about some chick from Vancouver. That's why I'm thinking about it. I'm just so surprised at how into her I've gotten in just two months. It has me thinking I should break up with all the other ladies I've been talking to, since they don't make me feel the same butterflies. Dios mio, Lemont. You've never even met any of them. Just unfriend them. I don't want to be the guy who causes pain everywhere from Kansas to Bangkok.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-08 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-08 Pub. Date: 2015-10-08
Image Number: 133461
Caption: Why would you keep romancing some chick who's also talking to some other guy? Because she was up front about it. I'm just glad she told me sooner rather than later. I don’t get that. Doesn't it hurt? Why do people get accustomed to being hurt just because they're getting hurt early on? Because ... better a pinch now than a punch later. You know who pinches? Scorpions.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-01-09 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-01-09 Pub. Date: 2015-01-09
Image Number: 121080
Caption: I'm pretty sure my appendix just ruptured. Don't you want to call an ambulance? No, I opted for the silver Obamacare plan. That means if I call an ambulance, I won't be charged thousands of dollars for it. If that happens, I won't be able to keep saying "Obamacare's done nothing for me" with a clear conscience. Now's not the time to think about politics. Spoken just like a - ouch - ... statist.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-15 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-15 Pub. Date: 2014-10-15
Image Number: 117631
Caption: I wonder if the Tupac Hologram feel joy or pain or whatnot. Thug 4 Life. Whachoo think it doin' right now? I think it eatin' cereal. It's not doing anything. Tupac a lotta things, but lazy ain't none of them. What? What? (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-05-23).
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-09 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-09 Pub. Date: 2014-05-09
Image Number: 111021
Caption: I feel the spell about to be broken, Rosencrantz. What? It's been a very good day. Nice breeze, good company. Thank you. That means something bad's about to happen. We must pay for every measure of pleasure with an equal amount of pain. I'm still not letting your thump me on the head with your shoe. Rosencrantz, don't be an idiot. Do you want something even worse to happen?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-26 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-26 Pub. Date: 2014-04-26
Image Number: 110448
Caption: Have fun, Sherry! When you're done, take the chainsaw back here to me. Pardon me … couldn’t help but overhear … What you really meant to say was "bring," not "take." "Take" would only be appropriate if you were NOT going to be here when she got back. I will bring you great pain and suffering. Perfect!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-16 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-16 Pub. Date: 2013-08-16
Image Number: 100293
Caption: On the one hand, what you've just told me is incredibly alarming … General Hospital. … And as a healer, I took an oath to help those in pain. It is my calling. I don’t accept malady and suffering, not if there's anything I can do about it. What do you mean, "on the one hand"? I also don't accept your insurance.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-03 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-03 Pub. Date: 2013-05-03
Image Number: 96490
Caption: I feel the spell about to be broken, Rosencrantz. What? It's been a very good day. Nice breeze, good company. Thank you. That means something bad's about to happen. We must pay for every measure of pleasure with an equal amount of pain. I'm still not letting you thump me on the head with your shoe. Rosencrantz, don't be an idiot. Do you want something even worse to happen? (Originally published 2011-07-29).
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-23 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-23 Pub. Date: 2012-05-23
Image Number: 81179
Caption: I wonder if the Tupac Hologram feel joy or pain or whatnot. Thug 4 Life. Whachoo think it doin' right now? I think it eatin' cereal. It's not doing anything. Tupac a lotta things, but lazy ain't none of them. What? What?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-21 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-21 Pub. Date: 2012-01-21
Image Number: 43151
Caption: Dear telemarketer, you've reached the home of Lemont Brown. Are you happy with your current chair? Or does sitting in it hour after hour make your lower back sore? Do you feel the pain slowly spreading up your spine and spread out like calloused fingers gripping and squeezing your ribs? Why don't you think about that for a few hours after you hear the beep. Beep. (Originally published on 2010-01-23.)
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-12 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-12 Pub. Date: 2011-10-12
Image Number: 66567
Caption: Are you happy? Content? At ease? I suppose so. Well, which is it? They're not all the same. Yes they are. All emotions are but variations on a theme. All positive emotions are an aspect of joy. All negative emotions are an aspect of pain. When I think I'm merely content ... ... I remind myself I'm looking at just the tip of an enormous iceberg of joy. From the deck of the Titanic.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-29 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-29 Pub. Date: 2011-07-29
Image Number: 63737
Caption: I feel the spell about to be broken, Rosencrantz. What? It's been a very good day. Nice breeze, good company. Thank you. That means something bad's about to happen. We must pay for every measure of pleasure with an equal amount of pain. I'm still not letting you thump me on the head with your shoe. Rosencrantz, don't be an idiot. Do you want something even worse to happen?
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-12 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-12 Pub. Date: 2011-05-12
Image Number: 60780
Caption: Osama Bin Laden visits Lemont's dream. The real reason I caused so much pain and suffering is because I was … I don't care. What? Infidel! I’m the most important figure of the century. I changed the course of history. I … Bore me. When you murder innocent people, you make yourself a two-dimensional mustache-twirling villain. You make your ideology irrelevant. You make yourself a mosquito that needs swatting. Mosquitoes kill hundreds of thousands of people. I hate mosquitoes ... Yet don't particularly care about their motivations.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-05-03 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-05-03 Pub. Date: 2009-05-03
Image Number: 32153
Caption: AAAAGH! What? What?! I was creepin' up on this dude wallet. He never saw me comin'. But outta no place he threw some salt over his shoulder. Went right into my eyes. AAAAAGGH! Well, clearly he was throwing salt over his shoulder for luck. Huh? Kinda like how we all nuzzle the Buddha statue's belly whenever we go to a Chinese restaurant. Guess it worked for him, huh? What? Why're you looking at me like that? we all WHAT?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-02-05 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-02-05 Pub. Date: 2009-02-05
Image Number: 29876
Caption: After seeing a Black man serve as president, Clyde decides to never again say the n-word. He seeks help from the ghost of Richard Pryor… …One of only twelve people to ever successfully quit cold turkey. You really think shock therapy can get me to stop sayin' "n*****"? zzzBazzzzzaa. Ow! That hurt, n-. ZZzbazzzazzzaa. Gonna be a long night.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-02 pain 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-02 Pub. Date: 2008-10-02
Image Number: 27047
Caption: Media bootcamp for embedded journalists. Sir, I-- "SERGEANT," NOT "SIR," EMBED! Sorry. Sergeant, what do I do if a soldier demands to know what I'm writing about him or her? You do THIS! GET UP, EMBED! PAIN IS JUST FEAR LEAVING THE BODY! Can… I... quote... you...
     
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