Laurel thinks you don't really know who she is. She doesn't feel like you two are getting to the next level of intimacy. She thinks that you know more about the ins and outs of your iPhone than you do about her. Wow. She said that? Yep. She spoke ill of the iPhone? Not my point. We stand as one, brother man.
Sadie, they say the Andromeda galaxy's on a collision course with outs, and it's a lot closer than it was when earth was first created. So what, dorkboy? Is that true? You're the perfect person to ask if it's really gotten closer. Was it even big enough to see in the sky, back in the hadean eon when you were a kid? You should've said "Jurassic era." Nobody know what "hadean eon" is. I give that sad attempt a 2 out of 5. Had they already invented 2 and 5 when you were a kid?