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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-28 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-28 Pub. Date: 2019-04-28
Image Number: 177382
Caption: I'll have the special. One Cat Fur Mocha, coming up. Not today's special. I can't through here back on April 9th, 2011. You had a really delicious special that day. I want that one. I can't do that, sir. Of course you can. I mean, you don't look like the kind of guy who'd like to be hit with a bait and switch lawsuit. Your sign out front says Get the special for only $8.95! It doesn't say get today's special. Get out.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-09-05 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-09-05 Pub. Date: 2018-09-05
Image Number: 173881
Caption: .I don't know if I ever tol' you but … I used to cut Mr. T's hair back in the day. I don't brag about it much, but I'm the one who came up with his iconic hairstyle. Oh, he wasn't happy about it at first. But I said to Mr. T … Mr T? What some people call an accident, a wise man would call an opportunity ... Let me look in the mirror for a second. The mirrors are currently out of order.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-11-15 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-11-15 Pub. Date: 2016-11-15
Image Number: 151017
Caption: Don't do it, Lemont. On my earth, I reported EXACTLY what I saw on election night. I posted it ALL on my news site. I wrote about how all the people in this bar took Trump's win. But I also wrote about how this run-down hole in the wall is the nexus of the multiverse. Here, you'll run unto the other yous who've made different choices, who came from world's that made different choices. All the roads not taken lead here. I lost most of my readers, and the girl of my dreams took out a restraining order. On the bright side, I forgot all about that when I met dinosaur me.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-09-28 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149027
Caption: Divided Airlines. Another one? Out of order. Excuse me, where's the nearest working men's room? Gate 57. Which gate are we at? Gate 2. Totally unrelated question: Where's the nearest potted plant?
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-22 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-22 Pub. Date: 2015-05-22
Image Number: 127175
Caption: I'm sorry, Clyde. Whachoo talkin' 'bout? Yesterday I accused you of stealing my wallet, ordering $800 worth of junk from Amazon, and lying about it. I cussed at you, threw a drink in your face, and called your momma a Sasquatch. Turns out it was my baby boy who took my wallet and went on Amazon. I'm so proud of him! He's only two and he already knows how to order 57 bags of rabbit food. Oh, oh, oh. So when he take yo' wallet, it's cute. When I take it, it's "grand larceny."
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-21 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-21 Pub. Date: 2014-12-21
Image Number: 119939
Caption: When other people get attention, I'm not jealous, I'm happy for them. That's just the kinda guy I am. Like when my little brother, Halloween, has his day, I'm always the first to say 'good for you.' Everyone gets a turn to shine. I always get the whole month of November to myself, after all ... at least till Black Friday officially puts the spotlight on my big brother, Christmas. But this year, Chris sent out 'Black Friday' ads the day after Halloween! People just skipped right over me! The middle child usually has it rough. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for that overrated @*$%.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-15 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-15 Pub. Date: 2011-10-15
Image Number: 66570
Caption: What's the matter with you? That. That what? I was zoning out, existing in a blissful limbo, unaware of the passage of time and space: oblivious to my own condition. But because an observer suspects something is wrong with me, I'm actively examining myself. And if I fail to find a problem, I'm likely to concoct one in order to furnish the observer with an answer ... Or you could just say "nothing." Nothing!
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-12 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-12 Pub. Date: 2010-11-12
Image Number: 53960
Caption: Sasha Mitchell, my "one who got away" from college, just Facebooked me. I'm not sure I should write back. You can either use this Sasha Mitchell as a drug to help distract you from your disastrous relationship with your evil ex … … or you can take time to really examine your life and figure out what YOU need in order to have a happy, healthy relationship. There are lots of good drugs. Aspirin ... Tums ... Fascinating.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-04-03 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-04-03 Pub. Date: 2010-04-03
Image Number: 45684
Caption: I love online dating. TAKE THAT, DARWIN! Huh? Darwinism's all about disparate creatures hanky-pankying and mixing random genetic traits to produce "evolve" offspring … But Date - a - Chick.com takes the randomness out of reproduction. I can order someone exactly like me! The internet killed Darwin.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-02 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-02 Pub. Date: 2008-03-02
Image Number: 22125
Caption: I'm tired of people complaining about how young people don't turn out to vote. Young people have better things to think about than who's going to have the power to send them to war. I, for one, salute the apathy of our youth. For without apathy, horrible things might happen. Our leaders might not be willing to lie us into wars for our kids to fight, or to rack up huge debts for our kids to pay off. How awful. The whole system would break down!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-17 out of order 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-19 Pub. Date: 2006-12-17
Image Number: 15590
Caption: Y'know the worst part of Christmas? Not knowing if people are gonna like the gifts you give 'em. Let's say that - hypothetically speaking - some thoughtful friend were to spare you that anxiety by setting up a wish list on amazoble.com. That way, you could go to your friend's website and find out exactly what she (or he) wants, ranked in order of preference. Amazoble will wrap your order, write a card and deliver it. Just a few clicks, you're done. You wouldn't waste time thinking about what your friend would want, and she'd get that "Dirty Girls Social Club" novel when wanted. it's a win-win. If hypothetically, that's what's on her - or his - wish list. I'm not too sure I like this century.
     
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