What's in the bag, Earl? Oh, I bought some organic vegetables. Can I see? Oh, shoot. The darn clerk must've put donuts in the bag instead.
Oh, heck! I'm all out of shoe polish. Not to worry, though. Did you know you can polish shoes with a banana? Really? That's right. First you peel the banana. Then you take the inner side of the peel and rub it all over your shoes just like polish. Then you buff them with a soft cloth, and they come up as shiny as a new penny. Not bad, huh? And it's organic, too. Don't the fruit flies bother you?