Smile, Nana! I'm posting your picture on. What?! Where everyone can see? No thank you!! Come on! My friends can see all the cool stuff you do. No! The internet puts the "pry" in privacy!
Look at these cute gardening gloves! Get them, Nana. No. I don't need them. Tap tap tap. Look! There's an ad for the gloves on this totally different site. Isn't that a coincidence? No. Here it is again! Google follows you and records what you like. There's nothing you can do about it. Oh, really? 9-1-1. I'd like to report a stalker.
Be sure to tell us if the school tries cyberspying again. Ok, mom. It's wrong to snap webcam pics of students. Uh-huh. They shouldn't use computers that way! Besides, it's a waste of time. They could just check the kid's facebook page, What were they thinking?