Dad, you should check out this hilarious web site called 'The Onion." I love 'The Onion." I've been reading it for years! Not only that, all of my friends love it, too! Huh. I thought it was funnier than that.
Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
With Teens in Charge. …news would spread even faster. Sir, next Friday's Wall Street Journal will be reporting… Already saw it on YouTube.