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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-27 |
| Image Number: |
177328 |
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C-Dog, I'm worried the stock market will crash. Should I old or sell? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. I get that question all the time. Here what you do: Pull out all your money … an' take it down to the alley between 42 an' 43 Vernon Street. Ask for Big Oatmeal, he offer alternative investments that give you better odds. E'rethang from dice, to dominoes, to chicken fights. Chicken fights? It's important to diversify.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
176825 |
| Caption: |
Life humbles you as you get older. You realize how much time you've wasted on nonsense. Hello, Earl. I see you're talking to someone on your own intellectual level. Hello, nonsense.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
176823 |
| Caption: |
Sniff, sniff! What's that smell? I don't smell anything. Me neither. Don't look at me. Nope. When you live with a dog, a cat, a little boy and an old man, you never know who to blame!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
3824 |
| Caption: |
But when she got there, there was only domestic, and so the poor dog had none. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
38033 |
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Well well well - If it isn't old Kid Kareem! Barb! Barb Wire! Is that you? Where have you been keeping yourself? Up and down the Cheyenne Trail, mostly. In and out of Dry Gulch some. Where's that lightning-fast silver steed you used to ride? You mean Ol' Throttle? Tied up out front. Grape Soda Saloon. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
173906 |
| Caption: |
My mom's old-fashioned. She has me use a land line.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-29 |
| Image Number: |
173233 |
| Caption: |
Okay, I believe you, an old dog can learn new tricks.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
169757 |
| Caption: |
The thing about older dogs is they sleep a lot. Sometimes he sleeps so long I have to poke him to make sure he's still alive. Oh, I know what you mean … I have to do the same thing with Earl.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
166056 |
| Caption: |
Reggie is partial to the older stuff like "Rawhide" and "Gunsmoke."
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-22 |
| Image Number: |
163490 |
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I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if I was implying the dog ate the other six. I've never seen someone so expertly change the subject before.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
160612 |
| Caption: |
There you go, Roscoe, old pal. You're free! I took your leash off so Muffin can't pull you around anymore! Whiine!! It turns out Roscoe likes being jerked around by the cat.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
11426 |
| Caption: |
Old obedience school. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
150481 |
| Caption: |
I'm worried. Grimmy's getting old and slow … Today he brought me yesterday's paper. Hey, it was raining yesterday!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-23 |
| Image Number: |
149408 |
| Caption: |
What are you watching? An old Eddie Murphy movie where he talks to animals. I guess I don't buy the whole talking animal thing. I mean "meow" … Right.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-02 |
| Image Number: |
149137 |
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And now Madame Zola will channel a famous dog through her mind. Cool … maybe it'll be Rin Tin Tin or Spuds Mackenzie, or maybe even Lassie or Benji or Toto … Oh great it's "Old Yeller". Grrr … ruff … grr …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-10 |
| Image Number: |
143653 |
| Caption: |
What kind of dog house do you hipster dogs live in, Brax? Ralph. It's more of a tiny abode … a yurt. Made out of old guitar strings and palm fronds. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-27 |
| Image Number: |
143037 |
| Caption: |
It's late, Joe, I'd better get home … and here's the old 5:28 right on time. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-21 |
| Image Number: |
143337 |
| Caption: |
I took Lionel to his second baseball game the other day. We hadn't been to a Candorville Chokers game in two years. Back then, two Choker dogs, cokes and fries cost me $38. Last night it cost me $48. Back then, all the players were like 10 years younger than I was. But now they are all like 15 years younger. Having a kid speeds up the aging process. Baseball still around? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-20 |
| Image Number: |
142120 |
| Caption: |
Dear Jerry Seinfeld, I like your show "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" so much I'm going to do a show called "Dogs Riding Dinosaurs Drinking Daiquiris." Where are you going to find a dinosaur? Dear Larry David, |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-29 |
| Image Number: |
137679 |
| Caption: |
Grimm, it's me, Toby the sheepdog. We were pups at Happy Dale Puppy Farm together. Happy Ground Hog Day. Say, let's go out to lunch. Sorry, Toby, but I'm kind of busy. Oh, big shot Grimm doesn't have time to have lunch with his old buddy, Toby the sheepdog! Okay, okay, I'll go to lunch, I'll go to lunch. |
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