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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
24471 |
| Caption: |
That's enough, Scuffy. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-24 |
| Image Number: |
180483 |
| Caption: |
I don't know what smells worse, Grimm's friends or my 8 year old odor eater.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-30 |
| Image Number: |
180185 |
| Caption: |
I could've had class. I could've been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which I am. There's nothing more annoying than an old, washed up boxer.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-10-13 |
| Image Number: |
179803 |
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The other day, my little girl insisted that our dog was a horse. Dr. Noodle. So I took her to a ranch and showed her a real horse. She said This is a horsey? Then … our doggie is a doggie. That evening, we had dinner with my dad. He said The President has never lied. That shocked me. So I pulled up the Washington Post's list of over 12,000 lies the President's told. He dismissed it all as fake news, called reporters Enemies of the people, and said Jeff Bezos and everyone who buys from Amazon are of questionable citizenship. I still don't think it's wide of you to refuse to talk to anyone older than three from now on. Do you happen to know any toddlers with a psychiatric degree.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-31 |
| Image Number: |
179209 |
| Caption: |
Back in my day, we had squeaky chew toys … but they were real mice.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
179106 |
| Caption: |
At a certain age old Bubba only chases snail mail. Grrrr ruff ruff ruff …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-03 |
| Image Number: |
178682 |
| Caption: |
City to play popular kid song Baby Shark - ion hopes of driving vagrants from the park. Not bad … But Old Town Road drove me out of the dog park yesterday.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
178217 |
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You and I have a lot in common, Roscoe. Old men and old dogs are in the same boat. No one expects very much out of us. So we can get away with a looser standard of behavior. We can scratch ourselves wherever and whenever we please. We can lie around doing nothing ... Of course, if I drank out of the toilet like you do, they'd put me in a home.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-27 |
| Image Number: |
177328 |
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C-Dog, I'm worried the stock market will crash. Should I old or sell? C-Dog's incredibly bad advice 50¢. I get that question all the time. Here what you do: Pull out all your money … an' take it down to the alley between 42 an' 43 Vernon Street. Ask for Big Oatmeal, he offer alternative investments that give you better odds. E'rethang from dice, to dominoes, to chicken fights. Chicken fights? It's important to diversify.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
176825 |
| Caption: |
Life humbles you as you get older. You realize how much time you've wasted on nonsense. Hello, Earl. I see you're talking to someone on your own intellectual level. Hello, nonsense.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
176823 |
| Caption: |
Sniff, sniff! What's that smell? I don't smell anything. Me neither. Don't look at me. Nope. When you live with a dog, a cat, a little boy and an old man, you never know who to blame!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
3824 |
| Caption: |
But when she got there, there was only domestic, and so the poor dog had none. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
38033 |
| Caption: |
Well well well - If it isn't old Kid Kareem! Barb! Barb Wire! Is that you? Where have you been keeping yourself? Up and down the Cheyenne Trail, mostly. In and out of Dry Gulch some. Where's that lightning-fast silver steed you used to ride? You mean Ol' Throttle? Tied up out front. Grape Soda Saloon. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
173906 |
| Caption: |
My mom's old-fashioned. She has me use a land line.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-29 |
| Image Number: |
173233 |
| Caption: |
Okay, I believe you, an old dog can learn new tricks.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
169757 |
| Caption: |
The thing about older dogs is they sleep a lot. Sometimes he sleeps so long I have to poke him to make sure he's still alive. Oh, I know what you mean … I have to do the same thing with Earl.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
166056 |
| Caption: |
Reggie is partial to the older stuff like "Rawhide" and "Gunsmoke."
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-22 |
| Image Number: |
163490 |
| Caption: |
I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if I was implying the dog ate the other six. I've never seen someone so expertly change the subject before.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
160612 |
| Caption: |
There you go, Roscoe, old pal. You're free! I took your leash off so Muffin can't pull you around anymore! Whiine!! It turns out Roscoe likes being jerked around by the cat.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
11426 |
| Caption: |
Old obedience school. |
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