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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-09 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-09 Pub. Date: 2018-09-09
Image Number: 173794
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, what is the best way to apologize to my wife after I do something stupid? - Wayne, stumped in Utah* *(Actual reader letter.) Thanks for the dumb question, Wayne. There is only one obvious way to apologize after you do something stupid. Flowers. Attack! Tell your wife it's not you that is stupid, but the rules. Then blame your in-laws. Then accuse your wife of cheating with a local elected official. I don't understan ... Finally, make sure to videotape everything and send it to me. Address it to me care of: Sadie Cohen's Friday Night Home Entertainment Video Collection. who can I help next? Eat your heart out, Netflix. Ask Sadie at asksadieshow@gmail.com
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-22 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-22 Pub. Date: 2018-03-22
Image Number: 169641
Caption: I can't keep up, Randy. What happened, little buddy? You know how I created a hate-bot to automate my back you up in online arguments business? Don't tell me: The Russian troll farms beat you to it. No. My hate-bot became sentient and created an even snarkier hate-bot. Mankind is officially obsolete. For an extra $1, the HB-1000 will throw in racism and misogyny.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-25 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-25 Pub. Date: 2017-02-25
Image Number: 154818
Caption: What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at My Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-29 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-29 Pub. Date: 2017-01-29
Image Number: 152972
Caption: What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time, and no one gets confused. And no, they were most definitely not good enough. Well you asked for the inaccurate version. Oh. Can I try the accurate one, then? Ok. It's because it's just easier to pretend the prequels never existed. But I want them to officially never have existed.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-24 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-24 Pub. Date: 2017-01-24
Image Number: 153708
Caption: Hey boss, you asked to see me? Yes, I want to know why you haven't carried out my orders yet. What orders? I tweeted them last night at 3 a.m. Everyone knows Twitter proclamations are now to be taken as official policy. Except when I'm just joking. What? But that's confusing. You mean I'm keeping you on your toes. Now go deliver a cease and desist notice to that lemonade-stand kid outside.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-02 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-02 Pub. Date: 2016-09-02
Image Number: 147935
Caption: Armstrong, do you remember the first girl you ever kissed? Of course I do, minion. Here, let me call it up … Ah, yes. Little Alice Chang, of 847 Wickerwood Lane. I have her preosculation agreement right here, dated 1-3-1979. Her what? It's like a prenup. It specifies that a kiss does not constitute an official "relationship." My lawyer went to town on her when she later demanded half my Twinkies. Very bad man.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-03 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 138612
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything. I think it's about time our café took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay. That's why I've arranged for you to hand "campaign donations" to several city councilmembers. This doesn't have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it? People should never have to forego life's finer things just to go to the beach.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-17 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-17 Pub. Date: 2016-01-17
Image Number: 137204
Caption: A-HA! What? What do you mean "a-ha"? You know how you told me there's a difference between your pumpkin-ginseng latte and your ginseng-pumpkin latte? Well, I gave samples of each to my cousin who's a scientist in the tastebud studies department at Candorville University. He put them through the most rigorous tests known to man, and guess what the results showed? This cafe officially has no knowledge of any abnormal amounts of fluoride, heavy metals, disinfections byproducts, pharmaceutical drugs, rodent waste, or any other contaminants in our food or drink. I was going to say the tests found they're the same drink. This cafe has specifically never even heard of chromium, uranium or perfluorooctanoic sulfonate.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-08 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-08 Pub. Date: 2015-08-08
Image Number: 130663
Caption: Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-22 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128752
Caption: Hi, this is Jeb. Jeb who? I'm officially announcing that I'm running for president. Jeb who? Let's not talk about the past. Mistakes were made. Nobody could've foreseen how Iraq would turn out. I'm my own man. I'm proud of my family. House of Java Cybercafe. Then why aren't you mentioning your last name? That's not important right now.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-21 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-21 Pub. Date: 2015-06-21
Image Number: 127850
Caption: Krycek, totally. No way. Lando, my friend. Lando. There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek. Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is. That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day. Stop! When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about. That Krycek. Oh, how I hated him. Stop!!! Krycek wasn't fit to comb Lando Calrissian's mustache.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-08 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-08 Pub. Date: 2015-06-08
Image Number: 128136
Caption: I don't know why you're surprised. It's totally in character for your nephew. This is just going too far. Not really. Rudy has an obsessive need to be part of anything he sees the rest of the country doing. I have it on good authority the internet based its "trending" algorithms on Rudy's brainwave patterns. I'm officially running for president as a Republican! ... and I'll be voting for Clinton!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-21 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-21 Pub. Date: 2015-02-21
Image Number: 123163
Caption: What's that? It's my second published book. It's called "The Official Biography of Rudy Park, the Loser Who Allegedly Works at my Local Café and Spends All His Free Time Doing Nothing on the Internet." It's just a bunch of empty pages. I know. Very meta, right?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-08 official 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-08 Pub. Date: 2015-02-08
Image Number: 121926
Caption: The Afghanistan war officially ended one month ago. The "Af-What-Istan what" did what? What? That's what I asked you. I said, the Afghanistan war ended. You know, the war we've been fighting for the last thirteen years! We've been fighting a war for the last 13 years? That's odd ... I don't know anyone who was in it. Did we win? Holy Moses. Woulda been cool if it had kept going for 101 years, then it would be a world record. You're the best argument there is for bringing back the draft. "Draft"? You mean beer?
     
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