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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-31 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-31 Pub. Date: 2019-10-31
Image Number: 180105
Caption: What do you mean It's all Apple's fault? In 2006, we weren't this polarized. Around 2008, the concept of objective reality died. Suddenly there was a website to back up every perspective, birther or not … science or anti-science … sane or not … Suddenly we wanted validation instead of straight talk. It's obvious what conditioned us to pick and choose our own realities ... Apps. I think you're still just mad the new iPhone cost you $1,000.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-07 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-07 Pub. Date: 2018-07-07
Image Number: 172692
Caption: 1982. Momma says she wants me to be the next Thurgood Marshall. So I asked who that is, and she said he desegregated the schools. And I asked what "desegregated" means, and she said "I'll tell you when you're older." It was at that point that I realized Momma was probably just making up words. What's a "Thurgood"? No, that one makes sense. What has a Thursday ever been bad?
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-11-01 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-11-01 Pub. Date: 2017-11-01
Image Number: 164417
Caption: Perception and reality are two different things, Clyde. A man could think a woman winked at him when in reality she's got conjunctivitis. A woman could think a man's leering at her when in reality he's zoned out and thinking about pizza. I still think you missed the rim while you was tryin' to dunk, Big L. That's how it would appear ... to the untrained eye. I still think you landed head-first in a trash can.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-13 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-13 Pub. Date: 2016-07-13
Image Number: 145818
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I always ask myself one question when I cover a politician in my own party. "What would I think if this person were in the opposing party?" People are hypocrites, Susan. We tend to give a pass to people in our own parties. But I'm a journalist: I have an obligation to be candid. Even if it causes people to stop visiting my blog. So ... you're thinking of writing an article about Clinton? That's an awfully strong grip you have there.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-12 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-12 Pub. Date: 2016-07-12
Image Number: 145817
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I always ask myself one question when I cover a politician in my own party. "What would I think if this person were in the opposing party?" People are hypocrites, Susan. We tend to give a pass to people in our own parties. But I'm a journalist: I have an obligation to be candid. Even if it causes people to stop visiting my blog. So ... you're thinking of writing an article about Clinton? That's an awfully strong grip you have there.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-05 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-05 Pub. Date: 2014-10-05
Image Number: 116484
Caption: The Economist ran a book review where they called for a more "objective" look at slavery. They whined that "almost all the blacks in [this] book are victims, almost all the whites are villains." What, that surprise you, Big L.? Next thing you know, people gonna look into the slaves' high school records to see if they ever got suspended. Then they gonna go through the slaves' Facebook photos an' if they don't find no thug poses, they'll just Photoshop some gold teeth on the bruthas. They'll say Kunta Kinte stole a pack of cotton balls so he deserved what he got. Good talk, Clyde.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-01 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-01 Pub. Date: 2014-09-01
Image Number: 115917
Caption: From here, people all look alike. There ain't no black or white, rich or poor, man or woman, Christian or Muslim … From up here, e'rebody look the same. We all just PEOPLE. You can't tell us apart. What did you do, Clyde? You ain't seen me.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-31 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-31 Pub. Date: 2012-01-31
Image Number: 75825
Caption: How many words per minute can you type? About 90. Jobville Employment Agency. Very good! (Smiley face.) How are you with Microsoft Excel, Java, C++, Python and Objective-C? (Dead smiley face.) How about PDF to ePub conversion? Now you're just making things up!
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-09-09 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-09-09 Pub. Date: 2009-09-09
Image Number: 38143
Caption: I feel like I'm losing it, Doc. What's wrong with me? Interesting. What do you THINK is wrong with you? I don't know, aren't you supposed to tell me? Interesting. Why do you feel it's my role to tell you? What? Stop that. You think I'm paying $100 an hour for you to not answer my questions? You think that's what I'm trying to accomplish? ... What ARE you trying to accomplish? AAAARGH!
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-18 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-06 Pub. Date: 2006-05-18
Image Number: 13761
Caption: Have I ever done anything to make anyone's life better? Have I ever done anything to make my family proud? Did I forget to record Judge Judy?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-29 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-29 Pub. Date: 2008-10-29
Image Number: 27640
Caption: Did they tell you why they sent you, embeds? Why they want you to reunite me with John McCain? They said his campaign had gone totally insane. That his methods were unsound. Do you think his methods are unsound? Honor. I don't see… any methods… at all, sir. Are you assassins? We're journalists. So that would be a "yes"?
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-28 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-28 Pub. Date: 2008-10-28
Image Number: 27639
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 18: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Manager said the lost and abandoned come through here from time to time. Said we might find what we're looking for. Pray tell, wouldst thou vagabonds know the way to the East Indies? First things first. Have you seen John McCain's honor? Perchance in yonder men's room.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-24 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-24 Pub. Date: 2008-10-24
Image Number: 27504
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 17: This is the end. The river's end. To rescue John McCain's honor from a prison camp. Only one problem. There is no prison camp. But I am the spirit of investigative journalism incarnate. I, and I alone, can defy nature and the gods themselves to track down my prey. Hey, I found his honor, it's over at Starbucks. And will you quite doing that?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-20 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-20 Pub. Date: 2008-10-20
Image Number: 27500
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal Day 15: Boat stopped so we could waste film on a tourist attraction. Authentic Fisherman. Rookies. Nerves causing dumb mistakes. Oh snap! I only have one shot left! At this rate, we'll never rescue McCain's honor from that camp upriver. Can't waste. Must... stay... till I can get perfect shot. Maybe animatronic fish glinting in sunset. Or maybe... (Click). What the @#$%?! I told you not to stop the boat.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-15 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-15 Pub. Date: 2008-10-15
Image Number: 27400
Caption: Anderson Cooper, I don't even know what I'm doing here in Vietnam. I guess I thought being an embedded journalist might make my dad proud enough to finally contact me. I have an idea, Brown. Let's stand around in enemy territory and have a heartfelt talk about your abandonment issues. I thought that's what we were already doin-- Move out, Brown!
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-10-14 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-10-14 Pub. Date: 2008-10-14
Image Number: 27399
Caption: Anderson Cooper's Battle Journal, Day 12: How are we going to rescue John McCain's lost honor from that prison camp with this crew of misfits? Asian Tax Shelter. Wesley Snipes and Chuck Norris. I won't even go there. Then there's Lemont Brown, the other embedded journalist. "Big L" is from some urban spit hole... Snap! ...and I think the light and space of Vietnam really put a zap on his brain. What in God's name is that crazy smell? Trees.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-28 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-28 Pub. Date: 2008-09-28
Image Number: 26928
Caption: Here to discuss government waste, Senator John McCain. Y'know, Bob… "I've fought the big-spenders in both parties who waste your money on things you neither need nor want… "…and the first big-spending pork-barrel earmark bill that comes across my desk, I will veto it. "I will make them famous, and you will know their names. "You will know their names." That's why I picked Sarah Palin as my running mate. What do you mean? Well, when she was a mayor, she got $27 million in earmarks for her small town of 6,700. I'm not following- Well, I picked her, now she's famous and you know her name. Job done.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-07-21 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-07-21 Pub. Date: 2007-07-21
Image Number: 17942
Caption: What'd you want to be back in elementary school, Susan? Huh? We were in school together. We were best friends! You should know this already. All those years I thought you were listening, but you weren't. I'm hurt, Lemont. What did I want to be? ...That's not the point.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-10-17 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-10-17 Pub. Date: 2006-10-17
Image Number: 14978
Caption: Wow, Susan, I --- You did it, Lemont! The Chronicle hired you! You're a professional writer! Yeah, it's --- You've dreamt about this all your life! Oh, I think I'm gonna cry. I know, I --- Dios mio, I am soooo proud of you, kid! Me t--- Why are you more excited?! Say something already!!!
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-13 objective 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-18 Pub. Date: 2006-07-13
Image Number: 14173
Caption: Oh, Susan … I can't believe it. I've been published! The great author in the sky has finally answered my prayers. Do you know what this means? It means I am somebody. Millions of people are reading my words at this very moment. "Great author in the sky"? Millions of nobodies.
     
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