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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-10-09 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-10-09 Pub. Date: 2019-10-09
Image Number: 179806
Caption: I'm using reader feedback to perfect a book I'm writing called Lemont's Axioms of the Internet. Ooh. Tell me more. I posted my first axiom on my site and waited for the comments. What's the axiom? Lemont's first axiom: People who start a reply with actually almost always go on to write something that's utter nonsense. Actually, I think that's very observant of you, Lemont. 89 percent of my readers wrote exactly the same thing.
     
2. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2019-09-22 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2019-09-22 Pub. Date: 2019-09-22
Image Number: 179518
Caption: I don’t have any friends. Nonsense, how about your imaginary friends? Even my imaginary friends dissed me.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-09-18 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-09-18 Pub. Date: 2019-09-18
Image Number: 179500
Caption: Mr. Fitzhugh, I'm not happy about the change you made to my Slim-Swift ad. It's deceptive. Nonsense. Yayle. CEO of the Year 2002. Slim-Swift has not been proven to cause any weight loss at all. And? You write Lose ten pounds in five seconds. Cash is surprisingly heavy, Garcia.
     
4. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-07-28 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-07-28 Pub. Date: 2019-07-28
Image Number: 178762
Caption: Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!
     
5. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-06-12 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-06-12 Pub. Date: 2019-06-12
Image Number: 178029
Caption: I have some ideas but I'm reluctant. Nonsense! This is a judgment-free zone. Free goat yoga, birthday month off, more cats, I.P.A. Fridays and give back. This is also an idiot-free zone. I like the cats idea.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-22 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-22 Pub. Date: 2019-05-22
Image Number: 177718
Caption: Did you read that new interview with Donald Trump? I did not. Well, it gave me a brilliant idea. I stayed up for a week perfecting it. It's a Trump Generator for interviews. You ask it questions, and it gives you answers that are completely nonsensical gibberish punctuated by words like tremendous. That's going to save the media a lot of time. It's at bigly-answers-for-stupid-fake-questions-dot-com.
     
7. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-03-30 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-03-30 Pub. Date: 2019-03-30
Image Number: 176825
Caption: Life humbles you as you get older. You realize how much time you've wasted on nonsense. Hello, Earl. I see you're talking to someone on your own intellectual level. Hello, nonsense.
     
8. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-02-17 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-02-17 Pub. Date: 2019-02-17
Image Number: 176069
Caption: Hey, Lumberjack Jack, can I ask you a personal question? Sure Mike. What's up? I've been trying but I think I'm one of those guys who just can't grow a beard. Nonsense! Here, I'll prove it … Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzzz. Bzzz.Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. Bzzz. Now, neither of us will shave and we'll see what happens after a mon - Oops! Dropped my phone. Sorry. What was I saying? Nonsense.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-12-06 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-12-06 Pub. Date: 2018-12-06
Image Number: 175272
Caption: Peace process progress report. Here's what we've agreed upon so far … nothing. I don't agree! I will not capitulate to that nonsense. Listen: I'm saying you haven't agreed to anything yet. Sounds reasonable but I'm still opposed. At the risk of agreeing with someone who is always 100 percent wrong, I concur.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-10-11 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-10-11 Pub. Date: 2018-10-11
Image Number: 174418
Caption: Sir, your latest research troubles me. It['s irrefutable. You and Armstrong regularly upgrade your devices at precisely the same time of the month. Your upgrade cycles are synchronized. Nonsense. That suggests I have no control over when I upgrade. I'm not some drone who upgrades without even thinking about ... uh oh. You were saying, drone?
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-09-18 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-09-18 Pub. Date: 2018-09-18
Image Number: 174107
Caption: Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-18 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-18 Pub. Date: 2018-08-18
Image Number: 173504
Caption: 1982. Why do you like me, Lemont? Because you believe me. When I told the class that Meadowlark Lemon gave me a Harlem Globetrotters basketball and bought me ice cream, they all laughed. But you didn't. That's why you're my best friend. I can tell you anything, Susan. Why, I remember telling you that I ran into Sulu from Star Trek, and he told me I looked familiar, and he gave me a pat on the head. I don't remember you saying any of that nonsense. I also like you because you're a very good listener.
     
13. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-07-02 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-07-02 Pub. Date: 2018-07-02
Image Number: 172509
Caption: Why are you staring me like that? Do I need a reason? Yes. I'm just basking in the radiance of your beauty. Right. And I'm wallowing in the bog of your hogwash.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-28 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-28 Pub. Date: 2018-06-28
Image Number: 172490
Caption: Yes, I do think you're too old to join the military, Lemont. Complete nonsense, Susan. I feel like I'm still 19. I'm still adventurous, I'm still agile, I'm still strong, I've still got lightning-fast reflexes … in theory … (Sigh) Trump and his stupid Space Force. I just worry I'll write down moon but end up stationed in San Diego anyway.
     
15. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-06-22 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-06-22 Pub. Date: 2018-06-22
Image Number: 172237
Caption: As you get older, life has a way of humbling you. You realize how much nonsense you've wasted time on. What that you're doing? Wishing happy birthday on Facebook to a bunch of people I don't know.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-05 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-05 Pub. Date: 2018-06-05
Image Number: 172069
Caption: Did you feel the earth shake last night, Rosencrantz? I did, Tyrone. But to be honest, I don't know if I really felt it or if I only now believe I felt it because your query planted the thought in my brain. Nonsense. You are you own person. You thoughts are your own. I could never substitute my will for your own. You're right. I stand corrected.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-06-05 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-06-05 Pub. Date: 2018-06-05
Image Number: 172096
Caption: Did you feel the earth shake last night, Rosencrantz? I did, Tyrone. But to be honest, I don't know if I really felt it or if I only now believe I felt it because your query planted the thought in my brain. Nonsense. You are you own person. You thoughts are your own. I could never substitute my will for your own. You're right. I stand corrected.
     
18. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-04-08 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2018-05-28 Pub. Date: 2003-04-08
Image Number: 3340
Caption: Show your mother. She appreciates nonsense.
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-29 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-29 Pub. Date: 2018-04-29
Image Number: 170626
Caption: I read your article called We Still Have Slavery in America. What a load of nonsense. Everyone knows our dear, sweet and wonderful Congress abolished slavery with the thirteenth amendment. That's right. But that same 13th amendment says Except as punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly connected. Trump calls mass incarceration "good start". Black and brown people are stopped more often, and convicted more harshly than white people who've done that same stuff, our prisons are mostly black and brown. They force these people to work. Sometimes for next to nothing. But often for nothing at all. They lease convicts out to work in mines, to pick cotton on farms, to sew lingerie, to build weapons of war, and if they refuse to work for free, they're punished. Yeah, well ... slavery was in the 19th century. This is the 21st, ipso facto, it can't be slavery. Haven't you wondered why they've sent millions and millions to prison for smoking the wrong plant?
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-27 nonsense 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-27 Pub. Date: 2018-01-27
Image Number: 167661
Caption: Boss? When are you going to start paying me a a full-time employee? I'm here all the time. It's not "part-time." Nonsense. The law clearly states that anything under 35 hours a week is part time … and anything from 35-40 hours a week is full time. You work 50 hours a week, so you don't fall within the full-time window. Full time window is not a thing, boss. Pretty sure it is, I just heard myself say it.
     
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