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361. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-26 |
| Image Number: |
26926 |
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Meanwhile, at the Candorville Chronicle… The Pentagon's sending Delta Force to rescue John McCain's lost honor from a prison in Vietnam. There's room for an embed, but we have to move fast. All our best people are busy covering Hurricane Britney. Who's left? Life as the Chronicle's Blogger, by Lemont Brown **** 8am - Realized tacos are a perfect metaphor for life. Tap tap tap tap. Is Milton back from vacation yet? The window washer? |
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362. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-09-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-09-22 |
| Image Number: |
26884 |
| Caption: |
Suddenly, noticing a week's worth of newspapers still in the yard, Larry fears he has over fed his goldfish. |
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363. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
25758 |
| Caption: |
You've already chosen the photo for my obituary? Of course. That's not the kind of thing you want to put off to the last minute. Would you like to see it? Okay. This was taken when I was 5 years old! I wanted one where you looked your best. |
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364. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-20 |
| Image Number: |
25757 |
| Caption: |
Did you ever notice that some of the photos on the obituary page are downright unflattering? You'd think their families would pick nicer photos for people to remember them by. Promise me that when it's my time you'll pick out a good photo of me. Don't worry. I've had one picked out for years. |
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365. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
25756 |
| Caption: |
I counted 5 people on today's obituary page who were younger than me. I know. It's kind of sad. Yeah. It is. It makes me feel like I'm living on borrowed time. You are, unless you stop leaving the toilet set up. |
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366. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
25755 |
| Caption: |
There's one. And there's another. What are you talking about? Oh, it's just a little game I like to play when I read the paper. Counting people on the obituary page who you've outlived? Yup. |
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367. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-12-13 |
| Image Number: |
848 |
| Caption: |
What's this big hole in the yard? And all this canned food?? Bad dog!! Wait a minute - I could make this into a bomb shelter! That'll really come in handy with that meteor about to hit earth! Good thing I read the paper this morning! |
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368. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-11 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-12-12 |
| Image Number: |
845 |
| Caption: |
See? See?? "Meteor to Hit Earth"! Hey, wait a minute … It says here, "In the next million years"! Whew! What a relief! Million years … ha ha … whew… Uh … What's that in dog years? |
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369. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
25798 |
| Caption: |
Z. YIP. Was it the rolled-up newspaper dream again? |
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370. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
25753 |
| Caption: |
I wend down to the newspaper box. Y'know, newspapers are still the best deal in town. Really, why? I got 50 of 'em, for 35 cents. |
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371. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-07 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
844 |
| Caption: |
Food. Water. Food. First Aid. Why isn't anyone helping? The meteor's going to destroy all life on earth! Oh, I'm not worried. We alligator lizards have been through this before. And Snark and I are still getting fed … You must be overreacting. I'll prove it to you! I'll go get the paper! Everyone would be a lot less tense if newspapers only had food and sleep sections. And the comics. |
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372. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-08-02 |
| Image Number: |
25105 |
| Caption: |
You worry about things too much, Earl. You should try to be more like me. I'm like a cork, floating along in the stream of life. Sometimes the current drags me under. But still I always manage to float to the top. You can't keep a cork down for long. You should be more like that. If I had a cork, I know where I'd put it. |
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373. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Nina's Adventures |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
1993-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
1766 |
| Caption: |
I WANNA GO HOME!! I HATE IT HERE!! Excuse me. Your child has been screaming for half an hour. Perhaps you should take him home. TAKE ME HOME NOW!! Certainly not! Don't you like children?! HELP!! |
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374. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fluff |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-07-18 |
Pub. Date: |
1997-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
841 |
| Caption: |
Good boy, Checkers! The Daily Rag. Meteor to Hit Earth. All Life Doomed. Gasp! We're all gonna die!! Why, Checkers, you're becoming a philosopher! ZZZ |
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375. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-07-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
24761 |
| Caption: |
We got a letter for our newspaper syndicate. They want us to do a crossover with "Sherman's Lagoon." Wouldn't that be jumping the shark? |
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376. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-26 |
| Image Number: |
23810 |
| Caption: |
Listen, if you had to clean this jacket, you'd put down newspaper, too. |
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377. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
23672 |
| Caption: |
Ok, who wants to break the story ofmy retirement as you journalism teacher, and who wants to be the anonymous source? |
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378. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-05-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-05-09 |
| Image Number: |
23160 |
| Caption: |
Oh, look, everyone!...Page 7, column 5…a nice piece on medieval pottery. |
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379. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Nina Paley |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Nina's Adventures |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-04-22 |
Pub. Date: |
1993-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
1323 |
| Caption: |
Environmental catastrophe …war … hunger … poverty … It's all because of human overpopulation! …And people keep breeding! They just don't get it! They're blind, ignorant fools!! I'm the only one who sees what's going on!! In fact, I'm so enlightened I really ought to pass on my wisdom and superior genetic material to some kids.... |
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380. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2008-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-04-16 |
| Image Number: |
22928 |
| Caption: |
Continued from previous page….. |
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