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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Image Number: |
169579 |
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I suppose you get asked the same question all the time. What question? You know … What do you wear under your kilt? Oh … Well, let me just say that when I bent over to pick up my newspaper this morning my neighbor fell off her porch.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-14 |
Image Number: |
169395 |
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The Huffington Post keeps deleting my comments every time I write anything even remotely negative about establishment Democrats. You one to talk. You keep deleting e're comment I pot on your own news site. That's totally different. I wrong an article about how water, inaction and institutional racism are still poisoning people in Flint, Michigan. Your response was totally out of line. No, it was high-level satire. His is lemme barrow $3 satire? I even posted a satirical link to my Paypal.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2018-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-24 |
Image Number: |
20166 |
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Martin, must there be an editorial response this morning? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-25 |
Image Number: |
168513 |
Caption: |
A computer will never take the place of a Sunday newspaper spread across my bed … or spread across the floor.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2018-02-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-02 |
Image Number: |
167714 |
Caption: |
Before this comic strip gets sent to newspapers, do you mind if we change the question mark over your head to a heart emoji? ?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-05 |
Image Number: |
15667 |
Caption: |
Any parrot cartoons? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
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2018-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-28 |
Image Number: |
167088 |
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Hi, I just got a notice that I owe $30k t the city in past freelance taxes. That's right. Because you didn't file as a business between 2007 and 2013. I wasn't a business. I was a reporter for a newspaper. They paid you with a 1099 instead of W-2. That makes you a business. They paid me with a 1099 so they could get away with not giving me benefits, and so they wouldn't have to give me paid time off! That doesn't mean I was running a business! Yes it does. I see you earned less than $100k per year. You wouldn't owe us anything if you filed for an exemption during the years you owed those taxes. You never told me this tax even existed! I'm not gonna pay you $30,000 for a tax I didn't owe just because you never told me I didn't owe it! You're right, sir. If you include the penalties, you're actually gonna pay us $38,000. You're going to make me become a Republican! You know that, right?! There's no special exemption for Republicans.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2018-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-11 |
Image Number: |
167092 |
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I'm a big fan of minimalism. Less is more. For instance, last night … I was watching "Grace's Review" on YouTube. She went off on the movie "The Post," implying it didn't tell the whole story about the "Pentagon Papers" incident. I replied "you are part of the problem. Don't just imply there was another side to the story, say what that other side was! Otherwise you're basically just shouting "fake news!" Like any other partisan hack!" Then I deleted that and just wrote "you." ... I think I still got my point across.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-10-09 |
Image Number: |
52789 |
Caption: |
In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-11 |
Image Number: |
164654 |
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Lemme see that paper when you done widdit, Big L. Why? You don't read the news. You couldn't care less about the news. Unless … unless you're expecting to read news that's about you … What did you do, Clyde? I'm offended that you asked. Besides, I'm workin' on an alibi.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-18 |
Image Number: |
163438 |
Caption: |
What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-09 |
Image Number: |
163628 |
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I was part of the press pool covering the president's visit to Puerto Rico. I covered the whole thing. The part where he gave his own response an A+ … the part where he threw supplies as if they were prizes at desperate survivors … the part where he told Puerto Ricans they were costing us a lot of money ... the part where he said it wasn't a "real" catastrophe like Hurricane Katrina ... the part where he said that finger the crowd used must be the Puerto Rican equivalent of a "thumbs-up" ... How come the article you wrote about it was called "Nailed It."?
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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
Viewable Date: |
2017-09-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-21 |
Image Number: |
162606 |
Caption: |
Who do you trust for the most accurate news? Newspapers, tv, radio, Twitter, blogs or Facebook? Rose, my hairdresser.
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Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2017-09-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-05 |
Image Number: |
162572 |
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CIA. No, Ernie, "Classified Ads" in the paper does not mean somebody has leaked again. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-28 |
Image Number: |
162087 |
Caption: |
You know how Marvel had heroes star in separate movies, and then they all united in "The Avengers"? And then on Netflix Marvel had separate series, and then they all united in "The Defenders"? Why don't newspaper comic strips do that? You've got a couple hundred separate characters who've been building an audience for decades. What if the protagonists from "The Oldersons," "23 Skiddoo" and "Should've Ended in 1950" got together? It'd be epic. They could call it "The Dependers." Careful, you ain't all that young neither, bruh.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-08-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-04 |
Image Number: |
161034 |
Caption: |
Why you always readin' that newspaper, Big L? Because I want to know what's happening in the world. Why? A man only has so much room in his head; why fill it up with stuff that ain't got spit to do with you? You ever seen a hamster worryin' about global warming? No, he just want his pine nuts. Hamsters don't eat "pine nuts," Clyde. See? Why you even know that? You ain't never had no hamster.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-22 |
Image Number: |
160506 |
Caption: |
You know why most political comic strips are leftist? Tell me. Sponsorship. There's no product-placement allowed. So there's no financial incentive to sell out to the big corporations. So political strips are free to talk about how Mansanto loves us. How big pharma over-loves us. How the oil industry is loves us, etc. Because one of those corporate friends can advertise in comic strips. But they advertise in newspapers, right? Doesn't matter. Editors and publishers don't ever read the comics.
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
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2017-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-13 |
Image Number: |
160048 |
Caption: |
The good news is that there are no flies in my soup. The bad news is that I have fly paper stuck to my head.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
Viewable Date: |
2017-06-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-05 |
Image Number: |
158831 |
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To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. Hey Rudy, it's me. Long time no talk. How are you these days? Lemont? From Berkeley? Tap tap tap tap. Yeah. Man … Putnam Hall 1993. Those were the days. What ever happened to our roommate Ken? Tap tap tap tap tap tap. Divided Airlines. Divided Airlines. You know, that freak who was always writing articles about "news" and junk for the school paper ... That MORON who didn't know a Gameboy from a GameGear ... That big baby whose mommy was always calling to check on him ... Tap tap tap. Um ... that wasn't Ken. That as me. That great guy who could always take a joke ... Tap tap tap tap.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2017-04-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-19 |
Image Number: |
157014 |
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Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting surveyed the five top newspapers in America after our attack on Syria. They found that the papers ran 18 opinion pieces about the attack. Guess how many of them were opposed to it? And how many mentioned it was illegal? I'm guessing it was less than 18. It was zero. What I win? I was right, so do I win somethin'? You win a military industrial journalism complex.
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