Warner Brothers put several whole scenes from "Justice League" up on Youtube. Wrong move. Ruins the mystery. To market a movie like this, one must be a mystery. An enigma. A reserved figure who gives the impression of a beast with rippling muscles lurking just below the veneer of a gentleman. Wait ... isn't that last part from your self-help book "Randy's Guide to Becoming a Mysterious Man"? You'd be surprised at how universally applicable these principles are, little buddy. Anyway, I feel like I've already seen the whole movie. Bored now.
That book was so cliché. Can you believe the butler actually did it? He did? Oh. I'm sorry. Had you not finished the book? Did I, the person you forgot to tip for the last five years, totally and completely ruin your whole entire day? I'M ABOUT TO TIP YOU LIKE A COW! I've read every book on your Amazon wish list.