| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-04-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-04-09 |
| Image Number: |
182534 |
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I need your help with Laurel. What's up? Train me in the ways of dating. Take me under your wing. Become my Jedi master. Huh? I need you to wear this Bedouin gown. No light sabers.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-04-09) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
182232 |
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Rudy, tell Armstrong the income gap is a recipe for instability … The system will collapse on itself: Too much income is going for too little productivity. That’s compelling. Take hedge fund managers. They make billions doing nothing while you toil. I don't know ... Tell him he's Luke, not Anakin. I finally understand something!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-19) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
182031 |
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What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-08) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-17 |
| Image Number: |
180337 |
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Do you feel tired at night or groggy when you wake up in the morning? Do you feel full after meals? Does persistent loud noise give you headaches?! You might well be suffering PNS. Perfectly normal syndrome is nothing to take lightly. But there is a cure. Call now and receive two bottles of placebo pills for the low, low price of $19.99. Don't delay. Failure to act could leave you groggy, feeling full, frightened after horror films. Side effects of placebo include blindness and diarrhea.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-11-17) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
180129 |
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Ahh, you're a vampire! Don't fear. I'm accustomed to living peaceably with humans. No kidding. Want to catch a movie? Oh, stop it already with the nice vampires. Horror flick? Romantic comedy.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-11-01) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-19 |
| Image Number: |
179409 |
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Citizen journalist alert! What now? Cort and Armstrong are going together to see Sean Hannity speak. So? HOJ. They're going together. Like on a date! Like we go to the movies? You're not listening! Trying as hard as I can not to.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-19) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-07 |
| Image Number: |
179231 |
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Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-07) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-06 |
| Image Number: |
179230 |
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If we don't like the same movies, maybe we don't belong together. Reasonable people can disagree. I disagree. See what I mean? No. I disagree. Your movie choices make you unreasonable and worthless. I disagree. Stop it. You're so wrong! So you concede.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-06) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-05 |
| Image Number: |
179229 |
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With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-05) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-04 |
| Image Number: |
179228 |
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Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-04) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-03 |
| Image Number: |
179227 |
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A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-03) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-02 |
| Image Number: |
179226 |
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A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-02) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-01 |
| Image Number: |
179225 |
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Hear the stunning reviews for Boneyard Death Killers. It's one of the greatest movies in a generation. That's according to movieblogreview.com. What's that place? Boneyard chills, thrills and packs an emotional wallop says flickreviewblogspot. It's Friday the 13th meets Caddyshack meets Streetcar Named Desire, according to joereviewsmovies.com. Awesome dlite gr8 dialog 2 says movietwittergal. I loved this film! Reports I-get-free-stuff-from-studios-reviewer.com.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-09-01) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
178476 |
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Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-07-12) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-28 |
| Image Number: |
177410 |
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From the director of Leap Year Massacre and Everyone's Extremely Dead … comes an epic horror film … so terrifying you won't be able to sleep, or eat, or go into the basement, or bathe alone … or do anything ever. Again! This film is not yet rated, nor does it have a title, or a plot. Coming to theaters in 2019 or 2020 or whenever we get it together. Sounds awesome. Can't wait. Feel the terror!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2019-04-28) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
169596 |
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Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't exactly go as planned. So I said to him I thought you were the Union! And I got up and walked out. Which was just as well, because in retrospect I'm sur ehe was trying to become my sugar daddy. And what was the question again? Ask Sadie. Almost answering questions since 1920-something. Send questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-04-01) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
169197 |
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The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-03-07) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
168443 |
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I just can't anymore. There is no can't, little buddy. We can do anything we set our mints to unless we give up. When you say I can't, what I hear is I won't. Now there are photos of Richard Dreyfuss groping fans behinds and nether regions. Do you think it's too soon to tweet some Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind jokes. You can't.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-02-14) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
167659 |
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Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so … I did talk about Star Trek. Oh … I see. I love Star Trek. I'm not ashamed to admit that I've looked up to its main characters my whole life. Really? Which ones, Kirk? Spock? Picard? Data? Sisko? Who? No, I mean the Ferengi. The most greedy businessmen in the galaxy. In a whole galaxy of Communists, they kept the predatory capitalist torch burning. Unsung heroes. Very bad man.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-25) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
166399 |
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That's not going to work. I don’t know what you mean, Randy. That guy over there is taking pictures of the café, probably to post on Yelp. Really? I hadn't noticed. You're standing several feet closer to him than I am so that you'll appear to be larger than me. Same trick they did in the Lord of the Rings films to make Gandalf appear to be much larger than the hobbits. Nonsense, I resent that accusation. I'm standing right in front of you. So ... what can I get you, Randy? I am not slowly inching to my left. You're right. You're quickly inching to your left. Thank you for admitting I'm right.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-07) |
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