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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-04-28 |
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2019-04-28 |
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177410 |
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From the director of Leap Year Massacre and Everyone's Extremely Dead … comes an epic horror film … so terrifying you won't be able to sleep, or eat, or go into the basement, or bathe alone … or do anything ever. Again! This film is not yet rated, nor does it have a title, or a plot. Coming to theaters in 2019 or 2020 or whenever we get it together. Sounds awesome. Can't wait. Feel the terror!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-04-01 |
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2018-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
169596 |
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Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't exactly go as planned. So I said to him I thought you were the Union! And I got up and walked out. Which was just as well, because in retrospect I'm sur ehe was trying to become my sugar daddy. And what was the question again? Ask Sadie. Almost answering questions since 1920-something. Send questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-03-07 |
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2018-03-07 |
| Image Number: |
169197 |
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The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-02-14 |
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2018-02-14 |
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168443 |
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I just can't anymore. There is no can't, little buddy. We can do anything we set our mints to unless we give up. When you say I can't, what I hear is I won't. Now there are photos of Richard Dreyfuss groping fans behinds and nether regions. Do you think it's too soon to tweet some Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind jokes. You can't.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-01-25 |
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2018-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
167659 |
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Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so … I did talk about Star Trek. Oh … I see. I love Star Trek. I'm not ashamed to admit that I've looked up to its main characters my whole life. Really? Which ones, Kirk? Spock? Picard? Data? Sisko? Who? No, I mean the Ferengi. The most greedy businessmen in the galaxy. In a whole galaxy of Communists, they kept the predatory capitalist torch burning. Unsung heroes. Very bad man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-01-07 |
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2018-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
166399 |
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That's not going to work. I don’t know what you mean, Randy. That guy over there is taking pictures of the café, probably to post on Yelp. Really? I hadn't noticed. You're standing several feet closer to him than I am so that you'll appear to be larger than me. Same trick they did in the Lord of the Rings films to make Gandalf appear to be much larger than the hobbits. Nonsense, I resent that accusation. I'm standing right in front of you. So ... what can I get you, Randy? I am not slowly inching to my left. You're right. You're quickly inching to your left. Thank you for admitting I'm right.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-01-03 |
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2018-01-03 |
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166787 |
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You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-01-02 |
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2018-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
166786 |
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The hive mind has reaches a consensus about 'Star Wars.' I don't want to hear it. An alpha doesn't care to hear the opinions of anonymous strangers on the internet. People are more likely to post ill-considered nonsense if their real names aren't attached to their words. Juiceman842 tweeted the opposite the other day. Proves my point.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-01-01 |
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2018-01-01 |
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166785 |
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You never told me what you thought of 'Star Wars.' I was waiting. For what? For the consensus. My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict. If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-12-20 |
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2017-12-20 |
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166297 |
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Hey, Cretin. Why is the shark closing in music from Jaws coming out of your pants? I decided my life needs a soundtrack. So I programmed my phone to play specific tunes whenever certain people are nearby. I resent that!!! Should've been the theme from Alien.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-12-19 |
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2017-12-19 |
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166296 |
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I've figured out why my life is boring. Go on … There aren't any heavy musical cues to amp up the drama, or light melodies that play whenever things are going well. My life has no original score. I don't think that's it, little buddy. You think Danny Elfman's busy?
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-11-22 |
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2017-11-22 |
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165178 |
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Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all in 3-D. I'd have to get a second job to afford that.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-11-21 |
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2017-11-21 |
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165177 |
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You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! The Senate. They tried AGAIN to repeal Obamacare, this time by hiding it in the tax bill. When's it going to stop? It's so repetitive. This reminds me of "Groundhog Day," that film where that lovely Mr. Bill Murray went from having a great personality to being a horrible loser. Um ... I don't think that's what you were supposed to take from the movie. There is one adorable deleted scene with a chainsaw. It's on the Youtube.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-11-19 |
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2017-11-19 |
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164536 |
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Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe you're a little biased about the whole "big giant mustache" issue. Likewise, my patchy little stubbly friend. On matters of great import, even the philosophers must sometimes agree to disagree. Stop!!! All the greatest philosophers had big mustaches, you know.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-11-18 |
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2017-11-18 |
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164887 |
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Warner Brothers put several whole scenes from "Justice League" up on Youtube. Wrong move. Ruins the mystery. To market a movie like this, one must be a mystery. An enigma. A reserved figure who gives the impression of a beast with rippling muscles lurking just below the veneer of a gentleman. Wait ... isn't that last part from your self-help book "Randy's Guide to Becoming a Mysterious Man"? You'd be surprised at how universally applicable these principles are, little buddy. Anyway, I feel like I've already seen the whole movie. Bored now.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-10-28 |
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2017-10-28 |
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164164 |
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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-10-17 |
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2017-10-17 |
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163916 |
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I can't believe blade runner 2049 flopped so hard, Randy. I can, little buddy. It was amazing. It was beautifully done. But it was fifteen thousand hours long. At the 2.5 hour mark, your eye starts to wander. You start thinking about other movies. You think maybe you rushed into this one and you're just settling. Are we still talking about movies? You think of sneaking into a different one.
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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-09-08 |
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2017-09-08 |
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162352 |
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Shoe me the latest news on artificial intelligence. Loading … "For the Love of Benji." What? No. I didn't ask for some dog movie. Cancel. Canceling. Show me news about artificial intelligence. Loading … "Benji's Very Own Christmas Story." No! I want to hear what's going on with A.I.! Loading: "Lassie's Great Adventure."
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-09-07 |
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2017-09-07 |
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162351 |
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Gimme a hot chocolate. On the rocks. Straight. Lady troubles? And how. Old Mr. Mort told me if I wanted to appeal to the ladies, I should watch some old black and white movies and do what those guys do. So I started jogging downstairs sideways like Cary Grant. I said "see!" after every sentence like James Cagney. I ran in place and yelled "whoop-whoop-whoop!" like Curly. All the girls loved it. But now I have four playdates scheduled at the same time! Not at all where I thought that was going.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2017-07-18 |
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2017-07-18 |
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160520 |
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Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Medicare for All." Specifically, we'll talk about how paying just a little more in taxes to fund it would save money, since no one would have to pay premiums or copays, no matter what their age. That's why we must defeat it! What about the rest of us, who had to struggle with sky-high insurance costs, horrible coverage, and enormous bills that forced us into bankruptcy, for 65 whole years, before qualifying for Medicare?! We paid our dues!!! Plus, when you make it over that 65-year finish line, it's like surviving The Hunger Games. A very proud moment.
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