| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-03-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-03-19 |
| Image Number: |
182232 |
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Rudy, tell Armstrong the income gap is a recipe for instability … The system will collapse on itself: Too much income is going for too little productivity. That’s compelling. Take hedge fund managers. They make billions doing nothing while you toil. I don't know ... Tell him he's Luke, not Anakin. I finally understand something!
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2020-03-19) |
Image #182232 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
59593 |
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That really cute NFL player got his girlfriend pregnant. Which player and which girlfriend? My favorite movie star announced her due date and her split with her boyfriend. She saved on publicist fees. Look! You missed the most outrageous story. Which one? This truly shocking behavior by one of our Hollywood elite. She's pregnant. Big deal. She's married to the child's father!!! Wow, Nana. That is disturbing! |
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| Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson (2011-04-24) |
Image #59593 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2020-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2020-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
181020 |
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I'm convinces that critics don't know anything and people are petty. What? Why? Most critics hated The Rise of Skywalker. And dozens of Youtubers were bashing it. But it was amazing! So I spent all night checking these people's past comments, and found that most of them loved The Last Jedi. Which means they're probably just butthurt that the new movie reversed a lot of the stuff the last movie did wrong.. That certainly wasn't petty of you. Tonight I'm going to post comments under all of them exposing their bias.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2020-01-04) |
Image #181020 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
180298 |
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1982. You want to be what, Lemont? A Jedi. I'm already practicing. But that's just a movie, Lemont. It's not really real. I think all stories are real. I think writers only think they made them up. I think what's really going on is, the universe is alive. And writers are the universe's way of remembering incidents that really happened. Is this about how Mrs. Drake gave your book report an F? My remembering of the incident is every bit as valid as the author's.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-11-11) |
Image #180298 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-06-04 |
| Image Number: |
177953 |
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I can't wait to watch Star Trek: Picard. The teaser trailer made it pretty clear the show heavily involves the destruction of Romulus from J.J. Abrams 2009 film. That's going to tick off all the Abrams-haters who've been whining ever since 2009. I. Cannot. Wait. I thought Star Trek was all about a future where people aren't petty anymore. I'm all for eradicating pettiness after I get this last dig in.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2019-06-04) |
Image #177953 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
17460 |
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This is the best Lance Fusco I can give you, Gloria. Hmm…try giving me your worst Brad Pitt. |
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| Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy (2007-06-05) |
Image #17460 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
173511 |
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The Dog Movie. So, what'd you think of the dog movie? It would have been better if Evan Longoria had starred in it. You mean Evan Longoria. Evan Longoria is a professional baseball player. I know. It would have been better if Evan Longoria had starred in it.
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2018-08-25) |
Image #173511 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
169596 |
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Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't exactly go as planned. So I said to him I thought you were the Union! And I got up and walked out. Which was just as well, because in retrospect I'm sur ehe was trying to become my sugar daddy. And what was the question again? Ask Sadie. Almost answering questions since 1920-something. Send questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-04-01) |
Image #169596 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
36736 |
| Caption: |
Boy am I sleepy! Zzzzzzzzz. Hmmm … Had its moments … Amusing in places … But, overall, it lacked substance. I give it two stars … |
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| Queen of the Universe by Sam Hurt (1990-11-25) |
Image #36736 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-05 |
| Image Number: |
168192 |
| Caption: |
A long time ago in a screening room far, far away … Star Peace. The End. Ok, George … A couple of thoughts …
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| Strange Brew by John Deering (2018-02-05) |
Image #168192 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
167659 |
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Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so … I did talk about Star Trek. Oh … I see. I love Star Trek. I'm not ashamed to admit that I've looked up to its main characters my whole life. Really? Which ones, Kirk? Spock? Picard? Data? Sisko? Who? No, I mean the Ferengi. The most greedy businessmen in the galaxy. In a whole galaxy of Communists, they kept the predatory capitalist torch burning. Unsung heroes. Very bad man.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-25) |
Image #167659 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
166935 |
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My brothers and I just signed a deal to star in a blockbuster Hollywood movie. It's called The League of Extraordinary Schmucks. !
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| Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy (2018-01-12) |
Image #166935 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
166787 |
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You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-03) |
Image #166787 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
166786 |
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The hive mind has reaches a consensus about 'Star Wars.' I don't want to hear it. An alpha doesn't care to hear the opinions of anonymous strangers on the internet. People are more likely to post ill-considered nonsense if their real names aren't attached to their words. Juiceman842 tweeted the opposite the other day. Proves my point.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-02) |
Image #166786 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
166785 |
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You never told me what you thought of 'Star Wars.' I was waiting. For what? For the consensus. My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict. If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid.
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2018-01-01) |
Image #166785 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-30 |
| Image Number: |
166102 |
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Lemme guess: A $200 Amazon gift card? Even better. Luann. 150 minutes of fun time together. This is perfect! You can help me clean my room! Thanks, Brad! Bro + Sis = ??!! 150 minutes of fun time together. Spotless room comin.! Great gift, son! 150 minutes? That's how long Star Wars: The Last Jedi is.
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2017-12-30) |
Image #166102 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
166536 |
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I saw that review of The Last Jedi you posted, Big L. You need to cut that out. You said it made you feel like a kid again. You said Luke Skywalker was amazing. You said it was the bet thing since Empire. Then I saw the movie. That spit was the worst thing since Phantom Menace. Your Jedi mind tricks ain't gonna change that. A positive review isn't a Jedi mind trick just 'cause you disagree with it. Your headline was this is the Star Wars you're looking for.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-12-28) |
Image #166536 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
166005 |
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Ok, I'll go with you to see "Star Wars." But I'm not dressing up as Princess Leia this time. Too painful. I don't want to go to the ladies room, catch a glimpse of my Leia hairbuns, and start crying. I know exactly how you feel. I'm not dressing as Han Solo this time, either. Harrison Ford is still alive. Han Solo wasn't a real person, Lemont. It's not the same. Yeah, but Carrie Fisher's the one I'll see onscreen. In a way, she's still alive too.
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2017-12-15) |
Image #166005 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
165725 |
| Caption: |
Oops! We'd better find a different place. Somebody is already hibernating in here.
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| Strange Brew by John Deering (2017-12-08) |
Image #165725 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
165334 |
| Caption: |
Who told this celebrity she could write kids' books? She should stick to making movies … This book's so bad, my eyeballs are going to fall out of my head. Seen her movies?
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2017-11-28) |
Image #165334 |
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