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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
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Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-11-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
17460 |
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This is the best Lance Fusco I can give you, Gloria. Hmm…try giving me your worst Brad Pitt. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
173511 |
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The Dog Movie. So, what'd you think of the dog movie? It would have been better if Evan Longoria had starred in it. You mean Evan Longoria. Evan Longoria is a professional baseball player. I know. It would have been better if Evan Longoria had starred in it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
169596 |
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Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't exactly go as planned. So I said to him I thought you were the Union! And I got up and walked out. Which was just as well, because in retrospect I'm sur ehe was trying to become my sugar daddy. And what was the question again? Ask Sadie. Almost answering questions since 1920-something. Send questions to asksadieshow@gmail.com.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Sam Hurt |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Queen of the Universe |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-27 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
36736 |
| Caption: |
Boy am I sleepy! Zzzzzzzzz. Hmmm … Had its moments … Amusing in places … But, overall, it lacked substance. I give it two stars … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-05 |
| Image Number: |
168192 |
| Caption: |
A long time ago in a screening room far, far away … Star Peace. The End. Ok, George … A couple of thoughts …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
167659 |
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Rudy, it's come to my attention you were talking to patrons about "Star Wars" again. I don't think so … I did talk about Star Trek. Oh … I see. I love Star Trek. I'm not ashamed to admit that I've looked up to its main characters my whole life. Really? Which ones, Kirk? Spock? Picard? Data? Sisko? Who? No, I mean the Ferengi. The most greedy businessmen in the galaxy. In a whole galaxy of Communists, they kept the predatory capitalist torch burning. Unsung heroes. Very bad man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
166935 |
| Caption: |
My brothers and I just signed a deal to star in a blockbuster Hollywood movie. It's called The League of Extraordinary Schmucks. !
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-03 |
| Image Number: |
166787 |
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You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
166786 |
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The hive mind has reaches a consensus about 'Star Wars.' I don't want to hear it. An alpha doesn't care to hear the opinions of anonymous strangers on the internet. People are more likely to post ill-considered nonsense if their real names aren't attached to their words. Juiceman842 tweeted the opposite the other day. Proves my point.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
166785 |
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You never told me what you thought of 'Star Wars.' I was waiting. For what? For the consensus. My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict. If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-30 |
| Image Number: |
166102 |
| Caption: |
Lemme guess: A $200 Amazon gift card? Even better. Luann. 150 minutes of fun time together. This is perfect! You can help me clean my room! Thanks, Brad! Bro + Sis = ??!! 150 minutes of fun time together. Spotless room comin.! Great gift, son! 150 minutes? That's how long Star Wars: The Last Jedi is.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-28 |
| Image Number: |
166536 |
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I saw that review of The Last Jedi you posted, Big L. You need to cut that out. You said it made you feel like a kid again. You said Luke Skywalker was amazing. You said it was the bet thing since Empire. Then I saw the movie. That spit was the worst thing since Phantom Menace. Your Jedi mind tricks ain't gonna change that. A positive review isn't a Jedi mind trick just 'cause you disagree with it. Your headline was this is the Star Wars you're looking for.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-15 |
| Image Number: |
166005 |
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Ok, I'll go with you to see "Star Wars." But I'm not dressing up as Princess Leia this time. Too painful. I don't want to go to the ladies room, catch a glimpse of my Leia hairbuns, and start crying. I know exactly how you feel. I'm not dressing as Han Solo this time, either. Harrison Ford is still alive. Han Solo wasn't a real person, Lemont. It's not the same. Yeah, but Carrie Fisher's the one I'll see onscreen. In a way, she's still alive too.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
165725 |
| Caption: |
Oops! We'd better find a different place. Somebody is already hibernating in here.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-28 |
| Image Number: |
165334 |
| Caption: |
Who told this celebrity she could write kids' books? She should stick to making movies … This book's so bad, my eyeballs are going to fall out of my head. Seen her movies?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-05 |
| Image Number: |
166727 |
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F&E Celebrity Investment Counselors. Our clients have been very satisified with the work we've done for them recently. We got the pop star into some great stocks for a song! As anticipated, the TV psychic is doing well in the futures market. And the silent partnership meets the mime's investment criteria. Of all our clients, the vain movie star is the easiest to please. Like everybody else, he wants to make money. Yeah, but he's also happy when he loses his shirt! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-10 |
| Image Number: |
163377 |
| Caption: |
What are you watching? A musical. About the birth of Nicholas II, Ruler of Russia, until the 1917 revolution. What's it called. A Tsar is Born.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
162163 |
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Tiffany's fat? Really? Wonder why she put on weight? Psychological. Depression, probably. Tiffany Farrell: Hottest person on the planet (just ask her), model, movie star, guy magnet, dad pays for everything, private dorm room … Yeah. I can sure see why she'd be depressed.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
162107 |
| Caption: |
You don't know the power! Right, Darth! And if you call now to order "The Force" kitchen lightsaber, you'll also get a free mini moisture collector! Good Morning Tatooine.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
162087 |
| Caption: |
You know how Marvel had heroes star in separate movies, and then they all united in "The Avengers"? And then on Netflix Marvel had separate series, and then they all united in "The Defenders"? Why don't newspaper comic strips do that? You've got a couple hundred separate characters who've been building an audience for decades. What if the protagonists from "The Oldersons," "23 Skiddoo" and "Should've Ended in 1950" got together? It'd be epic. They could call it "The Dependers." Careful, you ain't all that young neither, bruh.
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