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Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-11-03 |
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2019-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
180124 |
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Essential conundrum: Until I've had morning coffee, I lack the strength to order or even open my mouth. Get me the intravenous kit.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-07-22 |
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2019-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
178593 |
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Nice tweets, Granny. What did you say? I like your tweets. You filthy-mouthed little @#$%! Zit's a compliment, hypocrite. Die, @#$%!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-05-20 |
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2018-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
171156 |
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I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not noticing she had to have been at least 23 years old.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2018-05-06 |
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2018-05-06 |
| Image Number: |
170676 |
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One peppermint shake, two straws. Oh no. We're back together again. In fact, make that just one straw. We'll share it. I don't want anything to separate us ever again. Two. What are you trying to do, sugar-puss, give me the mouth-herpes you caught form that Sheila? I told you, daffodil-bottom, that wasn't mouth-herpes, it was just a sore where I'd accidentally bitten my lip. And I would never have even been with Sheila if you hadn't just ditched me for that hobo. Biff Manly is a sailor who lives in a houseboat. He's not a hobo ... dear. Do you have any drinks that taste like the high seas? Leave me out of this! I see you've got a drink called The Sheila. We'll. Have. That.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2017-06-06 |
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2017-06-06 |
| Image Number: |
158832 |
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To: Rudy Park. From: Lemont Brown. What're you up to these days, Brother Park? That depends. If we're talking the SimCity game I began back when we were in college in '93 … I'm up to 14 linked quad-core RAID devices that take up the whole basement. That's not what I meant. It's costing me a fortune, but I've been playing the same game for so long that I'm pretty sure my 59 billion Sims have become sentient and worship me as a deity. I meant how do you spend your time these days? Working. I've got 59 billion mouths to feed. Tap tap tap tap.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-09-08 |
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2016-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
148229 |
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Have you ever known anyone famous? I have. I've always been great friends with Randy "The Rock" Taylor. What? That's you. Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you. Hey, you all over there! You know me! You don't carry things with your mouth. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-05-22 |
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2016-05-22 |
| Image Number: |
142840 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, I have encountered a "close-talker" at work who always stands about five or six inches from my face while talking to me. Unfortunately, this close-talker is my boss. How can I get her to stop doing this without shooting my career in the foot? - Charlotte in Austin. Excellent question. It takes me back. The year was 1938. I spent months tracking down the elusive grizzly bear of the Ozarks. There was no proof he existed. But there were tales told by the campfire of a hapless lumberjack cornered in his tent one night by a ten-foot tall beast. He was awakened by a blood-curdling growl. When he opened his eyes, he was peering deep into the wide-open, razor-fanged yap of the grizzly, just two inches away. The grizzly inhaled and as luck would have it, the lumberjack's enormous beard was sucked into the monster's gaping maw and tickled the roof of its mouth. As the grizzly giggled uncontrollably, the lumberjack made his escape. And what were we talking about? Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-03-14 |
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2016-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
140521 |
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I've observed you for the last 15 years. Would you like to know what I've concluded? Sure. You're aging badly. Your hairline has receded by nearly 0.27 inches. Your lateral incisors and cuspids have grown inwardly crooked by 0.3 degrees … You've cultivated a bountiful crop of ear hairs, and your average pore size has increased from 50 microns to 54. It's been a great comfort to me to see that your haggardization is proceeding apace. I don't think I'll ever say "sure" again in life. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2016-03-13 |
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2016-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
139688 |
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Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Send your questions to asksadie@rudypark.com. Dear Ask Sadie, My best friend chews, loudly, with his mouth open. It embarrasses me every time we eat out. I'm afraid if I point it out, it'll ruin our friendship. Do you have any suggestions as to how I can get the point across without hurting his feelings? - Andrea in Anaheim. Excellent question. Here's what you do ... Next time you eat lunch with your friend, bring a newspaper. Every time he chews with his mouth open, roll up the newspaper and swat him on the nose with it. Then say "it works for my poodle." If he laughs instead of pressing charges, you'll know you've got a real friend. *MGMT accepts no responsibility for the possibly horrendous consequences of Sadie Cohen's advice, use at your own risk. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2016-03-11 |
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2016-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
140201 |
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Why do people say they're "lying through their teeth"? It's just an expression. Yeah, but it makes me think of defendants, who lie through their lawyers. Then it makes me think of my teeth as little lawyers. And that makes me not want to brush them, just in case they sue me for unnecessary roughness. When's the last time you brushed your teeth? Let me think ... was this a leap year? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-12-26 |
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2015-12-26 |
| Image Number: |
136907 |
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Well, another year is coming to a close. I'd like to thank you for a job well done, nemesis. I just serve coffee. Yes, but you do it so poorly, as if you have the coordination of a two-year-old. And every word out of your mouth is vapid and narcissistic. Day in and day out, you have provided me with a slovenly example of youth that makes me feel very, very good to be old. So ... good job. That you for being you, loser! I love being important. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-11-03 |
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2015-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
134798 |
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Boss, can we change the Muzak? There's only so much Duran Duran I can take. Forget it. I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee. Music isn't supposed to be cynical. Little known fact: Duran Duran is 2% more mouth-watering than Oingo Boingo. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-10-18 |
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2015-10-18 |
| Image Number: |
133163 |
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What's your most calming drink? I'd say the hot cocoa. Why? Oh, it's nothing. We'll ... You sound like you want to talk about it. Well ... Here's the thing: I was just abducted by a UFO. You were what? Yeah. They were green. Each one had two heads, and they were really, really interested in having nookie with me. Are you serious? Yeah. Until I opened my mouth. The more I spoke, the less interested they seemed. Really? They were still going to probe me ... I was all strapped in and everything. But when they notices I was checking my texts, and they got all offended and beamed me home. Making a bad impression is stressful. One hot cocoa coming up. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2015-08-22 |
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2015-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
131355 |
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Everything ok? Can I get you anything, Sadie? That's very nice of you to ask. That's not the inattentive service I've come to expect from you. What's your angle? What are you trying to pull?! It's only fair I warn you that I believe wholeheartedly in the "eye, nose, ears and mouth for an eye" doctrine. So tread lightly, nemesis. Can I get you a refill, Sadie? I will bury you. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2014-12-12 |
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2014-12-12 |
| Image Number: |
120014 |
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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm dating this girl, and she's hinting that she wants a commitment. How do I keep getting what I want without giving her what she wants? That's easy. Every time she opens her mouth to talk about it, softly touch her lips with your finger and say ... "You know what separates us from everyone else?" "We don't even need words. Everything we have to say, we can say with our eyes." How long will that routine buy me? Six weeks of bliss. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2014-08-28 |
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2014-08-28 |
| Image Number: |
115612 |
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Have you ever known anyone famous? I have. I've always been great friends with Randy "The Rock" Taylor. What? That's you. Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they SHOULD know you. HEY, YOU ALL OVER THERE! YOU KNOW ME! You don't carry things with your mouth. |
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