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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-15 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-15 Pub. Date: 2019-08-15
Image Number: 178997
Caption: Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing any consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-08-13 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-08-13 Pub. Date: 2019-08-13
Image Number: 178995
Caption: Sir, why did you change my health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover contraceptives? President Trump issues a ruling allowing employers to refuse to cover any procedures that we disagree with either religiously or morally. And you have a moral objection to women controlling their own bodies? I have a moral objection to not saving a few bucks a month. Yayle. CEO of the year 2002.,
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-08 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-08 Pub. Date: 2018-04-08
Image Number: 169718
Caption: Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard this computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he's discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up ... there's a way out. His loss is a moral and intellectual void that'll never be filled. Well that's depressing ... and ... now I'm ok.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-01 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-01 Pub. Date: 2015-03-01
Image Number: 123057
Caption: I'm so sick of Hollywood values. They clearly have nothing but hatred for America. That's nonsense. Why do you think Hollywood makes billions of dollars from millions of Americans every year? All those "Hollywood" values are actually American values. Millions of Americans engage in violence, promiscuity, and whatever else you see on your tv. On the other hand, millions of Americans practice all the kindness, selflessness and tolerance you also see on tv. Hollywood is just a mirror of our society. I only meant they charge a lot for movies and cable. Oh. Never mind, then. You're right.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-23 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-23 Pub. Date: 2014-12-23
Image Number: 120256
Caption: I want my baby boy to have the same values I have. So he needs to know the people who raised me. Don't look at me like that. I wasn't looking at you, Big L. I am not being defensive. If you want him to watch "The Cosby Show," that's your business.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-07 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-07 Pub. Date: 2014-12-07
Image Number: 119211
Caption: I'm rewatching J. Michael Straczynski's Babylon 5 for the fifth time, and something's bugging me. The show's all about right vs. wrong and good vs. evil. It's maybe the best morality play ever filmed for tv. Even the goofy comic relief character, Vir Cotto, ends up risking everything to rescue thousands of women and children from a holocaust. In that episode, he personally represents the morality of the entire show. Why, then, did J. Michael Straczynski end the episode with Vir joking that all marriages have problems after he found out his new wife was a raving bigot who had happily taken part in committing that genocide? If even J. Michael Straczynski would ruin his best story by going for a cheap laugh, it's not wonder everything coming out of Hollywood is dumbed down! Explain yourself, J. Michael Straczynski. Who are you and how did you get my phone number? That's not important right now.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-06-20 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-06-20 Pub. Date: 2013-06-20
Image Number: 98186
Caption: Did you know the Bible say charging interest is a sin? Thug 4 Life. So e'rebody that be charging me interest - bankers, payday loans, Massacard … They all gonna burn in the bottomless, fiery pit of damnation for all eternity. You've never even gone NEAR a church, Clyde. That's not important right now.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-06 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-06 Pub. Date: 2013-01-06
Image Number: 91624
Caption: My New Year resolution is to be a upstanding citizen. Thug 4 life. … To stop doin' wrong. To play by the rules. To help those who can't help theyselves. Thug 4 Life. … To be more sarcastic. Thug 4 Life. Thug 4 Life. If e'rebody made resolutions they could keep, ALL y'all would feel the bliss I feel right now. Thug 4 Life.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-24 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-24 Pub. Date: 2012-08-24
Image Number: 86186
Caption: "Ethics" is what you do when e'rebody watching … It's how you act in relation to how you supposed to act given yo' place in society. "Morality," on the other hand, is what you do when nobody watching. What did you do, Clyde. I'm a moral person. For all you know.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-22 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-22 Pub. Date: 2012-03-22
Image Number: 77681
Caption: Let me get this straight: You have a moral objection to covering birth-control pills, even though it's often prescribed for medical reasons. I shouldn't have to pay so that women can have sex without facing the consequences. But you don't have a problem covering Viagra and vasectomies ... Even though Viagra only exists so that men can have sex, and vasectomies only exist so that men can have sex without consequences. That's different. Men are supposed to sow their wild oats. Women aren't. Who do you think they're sowing oats with?!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-20 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-20 Pub. Date: 2012-03-20
Image Number: 77679
Caption: Sir, why did you change my health insurance to a plan that doesn't cover contraceptives? Governor Nutter just signed a law allowing employers to refuse to cover any procedure that we disagree with either religiously or morally. And you have a moral objection to women controlling their own bodies? I have a moral objection to not saving a few bucks a month.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-22 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-22 Pub. Date: 2012-01-22
Image Number: 74977
Caption: I'm so sick of Hollywood values. They clearly have nothing but hatred for America. That's nonsense. Why do you think Hollywood makes billions of dollars from millions of Americans every year? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. All those "Hollywood" values are actually American values. Million of Americans engage in violence, promiscuity, and whatever else you see on your tv. On the other hand, millions of Americans practice all the kindness, selflessness and tolerance you also see on tv. Hollywood is just a mirror of society. I only meant they charge a lot for movies and cable. Oh. Never mind, then. You're right.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-15 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-15 Pub. Date: 2011-05-15
Image Number: 60879
Caption: This is Loserbanc Massacard. Mr. Brown, our records show you have an outstanding balance of $1,198. Loserbanc? You guys charged that off way back in like 1994. Do you know what year this is? You guys fell of my credit report a decade ago. How would you like to rectify the situation? I wouldn't. But .. .the moral thing to do is pay us what you owe us. How "moral" was it for you to make me pay thousands more than I ever borrowed in late fees, mysterious "finance charges" and your sky-high APR? Our terms were legal. Well, it's also legal for me to refuse to repay a debt that you charged off so long ago. I can accept payment over the phone. Good for you! I can tie my own shoes. Our mommies should give us each a cookie.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-10 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-10 Pub. Date: 2011-03-10
Image Number: 58316
Caption: Facebook Messages. From Sasha Mitchell. Lemont … It's like 1994 all over again! First I get back in touch with you … and just now I got a message from Susan Garcia! She and I were closer than sisters back in college. I don't know why she stopped talking to me. Do you remember Susan? Yeah, I hang out with her all the time. Just today she was feeling bad about not asking how my court case was going. She thought I was feeling like nobody cared. I told her not to worry, 'cause YOU were giving me moral support. Tap tap tap tap tap. OMG ... Lemont ... What? What's wrong? Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Um ... Nothing. You're so cute sometimes. Maybe we can ALL hang out! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-03-07 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-03-07 Pub. Date: 2011-03-07
Image Number: 58313
Caption: Dios mio! What? What happened? I completely forgot about your court case. I'm such an awful friend! I don't want you to have to go through that alone. You need moral support. You'll be happy to hear I'm getting it. My long-lost love Sasha Mitchell's been Facebooking me, asking how it's going. What? Why are you glaring at me? Hey, is this one of those "women don't make any sense" moments?
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-22 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-22 Pub. Date: 2010-02-22
Image Number: 44345
Caption: Y'know, the problem with you liberals is you don't take a stand. You're all about moral equivalency. You waste time "TOLERATING" people who're clearly wrong. … And you elected a secret Kenyan Muslim communist president. THAT'S just crazy talk. "Crazy"? Y'know, the problem with you liberals is you just don't tolerate opposing points of view.
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-05-12 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-08-04 Pub. Date: 2006-05-12
Image Number: 13722
Caption: What's going on in here, Garcia? Mr. Fitzhugh, Dick Fink, my assistant, tried to trick me into signing this resignation letter. He's after my job. Ms. Garcia, are you questioning my character? I'm a hard-working family man. Notice he's not denying it. Oh, I'm shocked. My delicate sensibilities can't take these irresponsible allegations. He's not denying it. It's not nice to attack a family man's character, Garcia.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-07-24 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-07-24 Pub. Date: 2009-07-24
Image Number: 36555
Caption: This just in, for the past 3 weeks Iran has held an American journalist hostage! His paper kept quiet about it in an effort to safeguard his life. Once my translator escaped, he bravely came back and distracted my Basij captors, giving me a chance to escape. Aside from brutally suppressing democratic protests, the Basij also fancies itself the "Moral Police." Lalo's solution was pure genius, someday -- Naked cartwheels. Opp-stay! Ave-say at-thay or-fay the ook-bay eel-day! ?Que?
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-04 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-04 Pub. Date: 2008-11-04
Image Number: 27819
Caption: So whatchoo doin' here, blood? I'm a journalist sent to cover the rescue of John McCain's lost honor. No, I mean whatchoo doin' here. This here the Starbucks at the end o' the world. Nothin' can find this place unless it's lost. Or abandoned. You mean "No one," right? Pass the chocolate espresso beans. The right to vote.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-03 moral 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-03 Pub. Date: 2008-11-03
Image Number: 27818
Caption: The Starbucks at the end of the world. Where the lost and abandoned can find rest, a warm cup and free Wi-Fi. Note to self… We found John McCain's lost honor, but it refuses to come with us. Of course it does. Why go back home to be with someone it hardly knows anymore? Someone it don't respect no more? Someone who keeps throwin' out his brand new Afro sheen? We still talkin' about John McCain?
     
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