I have a two-year-old. How do I make sure he never chooses to fight in our country's endless war? C-Dog's Incredibly Bad Advice. $2. What's that? I wrote your boy a prescription. "Take one six-pack of coke, a bag of Doritos an' a Happy Meal daily." Army fatigues don't come in XXXXL. He'll get diabetes by 18. All treatments have side effects.
Last night, I was watching my little boy sleep and I thought "Thank God he's only two. He's too young to ever fight in this war." Then it hit me: we've been at war most of my life. Do you think we'll still be at war 16 years from now? Say no, please. No. "No" we won't be at war, or "no" you won't say no.