This book teaches the best way to remember someone's name. Look at a person's nose and visualize an object that rhymes with the person's name. But your name doesn't rhyme with "dirigible" or "Hindenberg" of "Goodyear" or ....
Mother Goose and Grimm
The dog pound says I run away too much and I never know where I am. So they put a computer I.D. chip in my back. What is this, 1984?! Grimm, that was 20 years ago. Maybe you do need that I.D. chip.