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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-12-19 |
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2012-12-19 |
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I'm a journalist. I was doing my job. I learned the source of all evil was imprisoned in the Pyramid of the Sun in Mexico. Naturally, I wanted to interview it. Naturally. I am desire incarnate. You have freed me, I will now travel back in time to the dawn of man and corrupt you all. Can I quote you on that? |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-12-17 |
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2012-12-17 |
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91099 |
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Mesoamerica, 3114 B.C. Great Itzamna! Who goes there?! Relax. I'm Lemont Brown. I was drifting off to sleep, and thought "Imagine if I could go back in time and get someone in the media to write a story … " … About how the world's going to end in 2012. Might change everything." Are you cisin the death god or a dream from bad maize pudding? Huh? |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-11-18 |
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2012-11-18 |
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89612 |
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I've figured out why a lot of America's greatest cities are in decline. Why? Because I had some time on my hands while I was doing laundry … But that's not important right now. I'm gonna smash your "Airplane" dvd. Most people think it's only about the shrinking manufacturing and tax base ... but what they don't realize is, cities are living organisms. People are blood cells, streets are arteries, downtowns are the heart. The newspaper is the brain. Let's talk about "Airplane" again. You can't survive without a healthy brain, unless you're in congress. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-11-13 |
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2012-11-13 |
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89718 |
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Tonight's top story: We're not sure what to do with ourselves since the election's over. It'll be two whole years before we even have a clue about who's running in 2016. So for the next two years, we're finally going to talk about something else, on our new show ... "Countdown to 2014's Countdown to 2016," with Wolf Blitzer. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-11-09 |
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2012-11-09 |
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89425 |
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2016! 2016! 2016! 2016! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. CLINTON! CUOMO! CHRISTIE! 2016! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. The east coast is still struggling to recover from hurricane Sandy. Troops are still dying in Afghanistan. Our drones are killing innocent civilians in Pakistan. Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. Wait. ... What? 2016! '16! 2016!!! Mainstream Media. Thank God For Culture Clash. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-11-07 |
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2012-11-07 |
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89423 |
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… Were surprised when the President stripped to his undershorts and shouted "Thank God that's over!" Click. Thug 4 Life. After the tornado carved out a path of destruction that looks like a middle finger, scientists believe Earth is not only alive, but very sarcastic. Click. Thug 4 Life. Walking toward the Mars Rover. It appears to be mankind's first image of a - Click. Thug 4 Life. This End Up. " ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper toooo, the millionaire, and his wiiiiiiiiife ... " Thug 4 Life. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-11-06 |
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2012-11-06 |
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89422 |
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With 99.99% of the ballots counted, the race is neck and neck. It's looking more and more like it may be decided by a single vote in the city of Candorville. TVs. Our own Rachel Maddow caught up with the very last Candorvillian who managed to vote. Stay tuned for the interview. 'Sup, dawg? I just met some chick named Rachel. I think she into me. I'm moving to Canada. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-10-28 |
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2012-10-28 |
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88731 |
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VH1 PRESENTS WHERE ARE THEY NOW? The Ozzy-the-Undecided-Voter Story. The last four years were a dark time for Ozzy. He tried not being able to decide what to order at McDonalds. He tried not being able to decide whether to bring an umbrella. But the media just didn't care. Staying dry is important. Or not. Mainstream Media. Ozzy had become a nobody. He was alone. Forgotten. Unwanted. Toilet paper should be hung over. Or under. Yawn. Mainstream Media. But his fortunes were about to change. He heard another election was coming up. He said "This is right up my alley. Or not." Anonymous Friend. He's even been training 8 hours a day. He can't even decide whether to bathe at night of in the morning. He's at the top of his game. After the break, Ozzy thinks about registering to vote. Or not/ |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-10-03 |
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2012-10-03 |
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88012 |
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Liberals. Hollywood. Academics. College hippies. Poor freeloaders who don’t pay income taxes. Feminists. Illegals. Food stamp recipients. The media. Thank God for Culture Clash. I can't stand any of those worthless, un-American groups … … Because they're just so divisive. Thank God for Culture Clash. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-08-29 |
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2012-08-29 |
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The Republican party brand has taken a beating going into this convention … What with talk of how Romney-Ryan would replace Medicare with Groupon specials … Before lathering all women and minorities in honey and throwing them into a bear pit. Thank you for watching MSNBC. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-07-12 |
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2012-07-12 |
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She's crazy! She's been scaring me spitless for YEARS. Have not. Very few SCIENTISTS BELIEVE AIDS MAY or may not HAVE MUTATED INTO AN AIRBORNE VIRUS!!! HOLDing YOUR BREATH is not necessary! You forgave me for that! You can't keep throwing that in my face! And what was all that mess about asteroids blowing up the Earth? I thought we moved past that. (This cartoon was originally published in 2010). |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-06-23 |
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2012-06-23 |
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This just in: Mitt Romney is building an elevator for - Click. Thug 4 Life. … Barack Obama's birth certificate. This story just refuses to die, no matter how often the President - Click. Thug 4 Life. … Caused global warming with excess emissions of - Click. Thug 4 Life. ... Kim Kardashian. Now, stay tuned for these messages. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-04-25 |
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2012-04-25 |
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http://archive.org. Wayback Machine. Year: 1763. Url: Twitter.com/BenjaminFranklin. Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. Philadelphia, PA. TWEETS. Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. Not telling who gave me Hutchinson letter, but initials = T.P. LOL! Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. Tights bunching like crazy. LOL! Benjamin Franklin. @benjaminfranklin. City Tavern charging 7 shillings for slice of shoofly pie. They trippin. LOL! |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-04-03 |
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2012-04-03 |
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78533 |
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Trayvon Martin visits Lemont's dream. After the shock wore off, America settled into its usual pattern. People tried to justify your death. They pointed out that you may have fought back. They brought up every little dumb teenage mistake you'd ever made, made up a few more, and posted some of your slang-filled tweets ... Because it's easier to sleep at night if we convince ourselves that people deserve the horrible things that happen to them. How's all that make you feel? Not lol. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-04-02 |
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2012-04-02 |
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78532 |
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Excuse me, do you know how to get to my dad's house? I think I'm lost. Whuh? Who are you? What're you doing here? My name's Trayvon Martin. Do you know how I can get home? I'm tryna watch the all-star game with my dad. Um … Have you watched the news the last few weeks? I'm a teenager. What do you think? |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-02-06 |
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2012-02-06 |
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76087 |
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2011 was a little slow, but one department out-performed. The department of demonization. It’s "Planned Parenthood" campaign alone practically MADE our third quarter. Fear, Inc. Planned Parenthood's the only provider of cancer screenings and other vital medical procedures for millions of poor women. And even though only 3% of its services involve abortion, you made that 3% look like 300%. Now states are trying to de-fund it. When these women find it harder to get diagnosed and treated, the panic score should skyrocket. Just doing our part. Fear, Inc. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-01-22 |
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2012-01-22 |
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74977 |
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I'm so sick of Hollywood values. They clearly have nothing but hatred for America. That's nonsense. Why do you think Hollywood makes billions of dollars from millions of Americans every year? OWS protester love of red velvet cake. Daily Nutjob. Obama wet bed as child, covered it up. All those "Hollywood" values are actually American values. Million of Americans engage in violence, promiscuity, and whatever else you see on your tv. On the other hand, millions of Americans practice all the kindness, selflessness and tolerance you also see on tv. Hollywood is just a mirror of society. I only meant they charge a lot for movies and cable. Oh. Never mind, then. You're right. |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-01-18 |
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2012-01-18 |
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43927 |
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twitter.com/candorville. Driving down the coast. Was about to complain about ugly offshore oil drilling platforms. Then I remembered: I'm DRIVING. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. (Originally published on 2010-02-12.) |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-01-17 |
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2012-01-17 |
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43928 |
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Will work for $$$. Will follow you on twitter for $$$. (Originally published on 2010-02-13.) |
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Darrin Bell |
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Candorville |
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2012-01-16 |
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2012-01-16 |
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43923 |
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twitter. Sassynic: Jumping jacks … have those ever been considered a real exercise? They seem so … fake to me. They're the breast implants of exercises. Candorville: If a caveman saw all the glowing, blinking devices in my room, he'd flip out. I'd hate 2 see what he'd do if he saw my bills for all of them. I don't understand, what's this have to do with you deciding you no longer need counseling? I'm cured! All the voices in my head have been crowded out by all the voices in my phone. (Published originally on 2010-02-08.) |
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