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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-24 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-24 Pub. Date: 2018-07-24
Image Number: 173088
Caption: Can you tell me the rest of your story about the refugee jail next week, Lemont? Next week? Next week? This is an important story and America doesn't even care anymore. I know what it is. Every single day the President says something crazy that distracts us from the crazy thing he did or said the previous day. You've been trained. I don't know what you mean. Admit it: You were thinking baby jails are so last month.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-19 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-19 Pub. Date: 2018-07-19
Image Number: 172928
Caption: Thank you for doing this, Anderson Cooper. After Vietnam, I owe you. See The Starbucks at the End of the World, page 161. Here's how it'll go down: I ask to interview the refugees again. When the guards refuse, you create a distraction. You have one in mind? Affirmative. I fake a split personality and accuse myself of being fake news before I take offense at that and put myself in a headlock. Then ... Best I don't know the details. Ok. That's the air duct you'll be sneaking into? No. That's chocolate. I had a Snickers.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-15 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-15 Pub. Date: 2017-05-15
Image Number: 158076
Caption: This just in: A week's worth of oil has been found deep beneath Canardville, a suburb of Candorville. Oil companie … click. Photo of the Trump sons, Uday and Qusay, hunting an endangered bearicorn. The elusive half-bear, half-unicorn hybrid was once thought to be a myth, but ... Click. Putin appoints the notorious oligarch Kovarstvo Prestupnik to head up the newly created "Ministry of Blackmailing White House Stooges." Click. Gilligaaaaan, the Skipper tooooo ... the millionaaaaire ... and his wiiiiiiiiife ...
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-04 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-04 Pub. Date: 2015-08-04
Image Number: 130584
Caption: Did you hear, Clyde? It's looking more and more like the EM drive may actually work! It could get from earth to the moon in four hours. It could reach Mars in 70 days. It could reach the nearest star in just 100 years! Don't you see? This is the "impulse drive" from Star Trek! This is the "Epstein drive" from The Expanse, only it's real! It could be the most important development in human history. Yet everyone's still talking about Donald Trump. When you talk geek, it make me physically ill, bruh.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-07 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-07 Pub. Date: 2012-11-07
Image Number: 89423
Caption: … Were surprised when the President stripped to his undershorts and shouted "Thank God that's over!" Click. Thug 4 Life. After the tornado carved out a path of destruction that looks like a middle finger, scientists believe Earth is not only alive, but very sarcastic. Click. Thug 4 Life. Walking toward the Mars Rover. It appears to be mankind's first image of a - Click. Thug 4 Life. This End Up. " ... Gilligaaaan, the Skipper toooo, the millionaire, and his wiiiiiiiiife ... " Thug 4 Life.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-18 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-18 Pub. Date: 2012-01-18
Image Number: 43927
Caption: twitter.com/candorville. Driving down the coast. Was about to complain about ugly offshore oil drilling platforms. Then I remembered: I'm DRIVING. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. (Originally published on 2010-02-12.)
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-10-02 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-10-02 Pub. Date: 2011-10-02
Image Number: 65731
Caption: Mainstream Media. #1. Tea Party! Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! MSM. Tea Party! Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! Do you have cough drops? I', not used to talking about things that really matter. Makes my throat itch. Obama! The economy! Jobs crisis! Wait ... what?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-09 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-09 Pub. Date: 2008-02-09
Image Number: 21720
Caption: In other news, Candorville's city auditor has refused to challenge last week's Liebold electronic voting machine results… …which handed victories to Clinton and Huckabee a full week before anyone even voted. "Elections are more a formality anyway," said the secretary. Wolf, how did we get to the point whe-- hold on, this just in, Day 57 and still no news about Paris Hilton doing anything dumb. Britney Spears has no comment.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-31 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-31 Pub. Date: 2007-01-31
Image Number: 15969
Caption: Many officials believe our ongoing occupation of Iraq is destroying that country's government. In keeping with Secretary's Rice's warning of military action against any country destabilizing Iraq, the President has deployed naval forces to Washington, D.C. Will he successfully intimidate himself, or will there be war? But first our top story: The ongoing feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell apparently has nothing to do with Britney Spears.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-12-09 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-12-09 Pub. Date: 2006-12-09
Image Number: 15508
Caption: Clyde, Kramer black folks the n-word is old news. That was three weeks ago. Dawg … you been workin' for the mainstream media two months, an' already you' attention span be all gone. Guess what I just heard about Britney Spears? Focus, son. Focus.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-07-18 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-07-18 Pub. Date: 2006-07-18
Image Number: 14178
Caption: Some say my outrage about the Chronicle publishing secrets is fake. Politically motivated. An election year stunt! That I have no accomplishments to run on so I'm attacking the media to distract the voters. That's pure poppycock! The security of this country is my only concern! I'm Senator Bunting and I approved this message. Vote Bunting!
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-04-30 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-05-05 Pub. Date: 2006-04-30
Image Number: 13625
Caption: Sup. I overheard you just now, talking about how awful your job is. Well just be glad you ain't me, Bruh. I'm the cat the president uses to deflect criticism. Some People. I say all kinds of crazy nonsense that no one actually believes, and then Bush gets to say "I strongly disagree," which makes him look sensible and tough. You may be familiar with my work. Observe: "If you're Muslim, you can't be free." That's ridiculous! Thanks, Dawg! I'm working on a new on: "If you worship god, you're not welcome in our schools." That's @#$% ridiculous! What can I say? I'm good at what I do.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-06-14 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-06-14 Pub. Date: 2005-06-14
Image Number: 10721
Caption: Lemont awakens in an alternate universe where Nixon and "Deep Throat" existed in 2005, not 1973. The Washington Post refused to name the anonymous source who accused President Nixon of a criminal coverup….
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-05-30 media distraction 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-05-31 Pub. Date: 2005-05-30
Image Number: 10590
Caption: The White House continues to blame Newsweek for our negative image in the middle east. "After all," says the White House….
     
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