This should be fun. And easy! Here're the plates they want. Really? Yuck. I kinda like 'em. Let's try something else. Registry Zone. How 'bout towels? Seriously? They want orange? Linens, then. Oh, wait. The ones they want cost $275. What else is on their list? Linens. Can opener? Dull. Ravioli Crimper? Uh, no. Throw pillow? Too foo-foo. Door mat? Lame. Bathroom set? I'm not giving them a toilet brush holder. W. Nadler. Gift Cards. Well, that was fun. And easy!
Look at you with your new yoga mat and video! Gonna yoga my stress away. Hold on - this says "Before starting any exercise program, talk to your doctor." Did you do that? You mean did I wait for 12 days for an appointment, then drive to her office and read magazines for half an hour? Did I sit in the exam room for 20 minutes, then have the nurse weigh me and take my temperature? Then when the doctor came in and asked why I was there, did I say, "To see if it's ok to do a yoga routine?" You mean did I do that? NO. Uh-oh. The mat also says "Talk to your doctor bef-" Hon? Stress? Leave now?