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The Married Couple Comic Strips

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1. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-10-20 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-10-20 Pub. Date: 2018-10-20
Image Number: 174413
Caption: So you're saying that since married men live about ten years longer than unmarried men … therefore in all likelihood I'd probably be dead now if it weren't for you? Correct. Hm. I believe the phrase you're searching for is thank you.
     
2. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-10-19 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-10-19 Pub. Date: 2018-10-19
Image Number: 174412
Caption: It says here that being unmarried can shorten a man's life by ten years. So, in theory, if you hadn't married me you'd probably be dead by now. Not that anyone would notice the difference.
     
3. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-08-24 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-08-24 Pub. Date: 2018-08-24
Image Number: 173518
Caption: A new survey found that one-third of married women say their pets are better listeners than their husbands. That's ridiculous. I am a very good listener! Okay, good listener, would you like me to tell you what my manicurist said about my cuticles? I'm all ears! One minute later ... Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ...
     
4. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2007-11-29 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2018-08-13 Pub. Date: 2007-11-29
Image Number: 20566
Caption: When we got married, she didn't tell me she had a…a removeable faceplate.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-12 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-12 Pub. Date: 2018-08-12
Image Number: 173278
Caption: Triple hot chocolate, quadruple helping of whipped cream. Whoa, everything okay? Woman trouble, barkeep. She betrayed me. The worst kind. Lay it on me. We've been together two years. We were about to get a house and move in together and she came clean. She ... I can't even say it. Cheating? No. I'm talking complete betrayal. She was already married? She had a secret family? She'd been with John Edwards? You're not listening. This was sheer craziness. All these years ... What? Tell me. She'd been lying about her credit score!!! I knew there was something wrong when she looked away when we talked about FICA. The house was a pipe dream. But she's not your last credit score.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-08-06 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-08-06 Pub. Date: 2018-08-06
Image Number: 173373
Caption: If she complains about me giving her ultimatums one more time, it's over. Ph.D. M.A. Couple's therapy.
     
7. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2007-11-24 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2018-08-06 Pub. Date: 2007-11-24
Image Number: 20561
Caption: I never should have bought him those wings.
     
8. Comic Strip Bob Thaves  King Baloo 1990-01-01 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: King Baloo
Viewable Date: 2018-07-31 Pub. Date: 1990-01-01
Image Number: 4890
Caption: Why can't you take the garbage out like other husbands?
     
9. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2018-07-26 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2018-07-26 Pub. Date: 2018-07-26
Image Number: 172964
Caption: I miss the days when we made each other's skin crawl.
     
10. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-07-04 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-07-04 Pub. Date: 2018-07-04
Image Number: 172511
Caption: Are you staring at me again? It's creepy. Stop it. Sorry, I was looking at you and thinking what a lucky man I am to be married to a wonderful woman like you. Really" Aww - well, okay then. and wondering what you're going to fix me for dinner.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-07-01 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-07-01 Pub. Date: 2018-07-01
Image Number: 172353
Caption: I'm not happy. I think I married the wrong person. Dr. Noodle. But I can't leave. Leaving is too hard. I mean, we've got all the same friends. They'd hate me. And she's got complete control of the bank accounts. What would I do for money? But maybe I could just start all over. Who needs any of that stuff? There's a whole world out there. Maybe it's not too late to explore the world, wrestle and alligator, move to Jamaica, change my name, and meet the woman I was really meant to be with. Sometimes it actually is too late. Zzzzzzzz.
     
12. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2018-06-13 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2018-06-13 Pub. Date: 2018-06-13
Image Number: 172228
Caption: My girl friend, Carla and I made it legal last night. What, you got married?!! No, she gave me a restraining order. Ralph.
     
13. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-06-11 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-06-11 Pub. Date: 2018-06-11
Image Number: 172088
Caption: Click! Who was that on the phone? Just some pest control company looking for business. I told them I only have one pest in the house and I'm going to keep him.
     
14. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2018-05-13 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2018-05-13 Pub. Date: 2018-05-13
Image Number: 171170
Caption: You old fool! I told you the mating dance wasn't necessary anymore.
     
15. Comic Strip Jerry Van Amerongen  Ballard Street 2007-07-12 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Jerry Van Amerongen
Comic/Cartoon: Ballard Street
Viewable Date: 2018-03-27 Pub. Date: 2007-07-12
Image Number: 20188
Caption: Shelley sells his wife's shoes whenever he gets a chance. Sale.
     
16. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2018-03-22 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2018-03-22 Pub. Date: 2018-03-22
Image Number: 169402
Caption: Excuse me, you're single, aren't you? Bar. Yes I am. Why do you ask? No wife would let you wear that stupid polyester suit in public.
     
17. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-03-17 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-03-17 Pub. Date: 2018-03-17
Image Number: 169271
Caption: Sylvia told me that Dan doesn't think you and I love each other. Why would he think that? Because we argue so much. We don't argue that much. Yes, we do. No, we don't! Yes, we do!
     
18. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2018-03-16 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2018-03-16 Pub. Date: 2018-03-16
Image Number: 169270
Caption: Mom, the other day Dan asked me if you and dad actually love each other. That's a silly question. Of course we love each other. Why would he ask such a thing? It's because you and dad argue all the time, that's why. Well, heck, if there aren't any arguments in a marriage, it just means one of you isn't necessary.
     
19. Comic Strip Mike Peters  Mother Goose and Grimm 2018-03-13 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Peters
Comic/Cartoon: Mother Goose and Grimm
Viewable Date: 2018-03-13 Pub. Date: 2018-03-13
Image Number: 169188
Caption: I bought my husband a new set of golf clubs for his birthday and he stopped talking to me. Why?!! That was the deal we made. Ouch!
     
20. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2018-01-27 married couple 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2018-01-27 Pub. Date: 2018-01-27
Image Number: 167465
Caption: Joe and Mika Pigmie. Our marriage counselor suggested we go to Hawaii. Are you two having problems? No … But our spouses are. Bartender! Two more Alabama Slammas.
     
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