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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-14 |
| Image Number: |
172700 |
| Caption: |
He calls himself a trophy husband, but he's more of an award for participating. |
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122. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
172381 |
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Halt! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah, so? Then you poured in a heap of half-and-half. Well, I … You're lying to yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. you probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? Coffee habits as prism into a moral hypocrisy!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar.
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123. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
172758 |
| Caption: |
HALT! What? What'd I do? Did you order a non-fat latte? Yeah. So? Then you poured in a heap of half-and half. Well, I - You're lying to protect yourself. You fashion yourself a heart-healthy consumer then give in to your debased nutritional habits and tastes. You probably hate big government but like pork projects in your district or favor states' rights but want courts to ban gay marriage at the federal level. What? COFFEE HABITS AS PRISM INTO MORAL HYPOCRISY!!! Plus, that drink just sounds like it tastes terrible. I absolutely need a huge dollop of sugar. |
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124. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
172511 |
| Caption: |
Are you staring at me again? It's creepy. Stop it. Sorry, I was looking at you and thinking what a lucky man I am to be married to a wonderful woman like you. Really" Aww - well, okay then. and wondering what you're going to fix me for dinner. |
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125. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
172353 |
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I'm not happy. I think I married the wrong person. Dr. Noodle. But I can't leave. Leaving is too hard. I mean, we've got all the same friends. They'd hate me. And she's got complete control of the bank accounts. What would I do for money? But maybe I could just start all over. Who needs any of that stuff? There's a whole world out there. Maybe it's not too late to explore the world, wrestle and alligator, move to Jamaica, change my name, and meet the woman I was really meant to be with. Sometimes it actually is too late. Zzzzzzzz.
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126. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
172751 |
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You're in big trouble, you old coot. Give me a break, I'm clean. But you won't be. Meaning what? You won't get away with it. You will pay dearly for your eventual infidelities! How dare you! How dare it! LOOK! Making it Larry King's seventh divorce and further accusations of cheating on the part of a man well into his sunset years. How could you? I will not distance myself from CNN. And to think I was so good to you, filthbag. Larry, you're killing it for the rest of us. |
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127. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-05-07 |
| Image Number: |
10409 |
| Caption: |
My parents own a little "mom and mom" store. |
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128. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-10-17 |
| Image Number: |
20523 |
| Caption: |
Pack up, Renfield. We're moving to England. The brides of Dracula hire and attorney. |
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129. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-13 |
| Image Number: |
172228 |
| Caption: |
My girl friend, Carla and I made it legal last night. What, you got married?!! No, she gave me a restraining order. Ralph.
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130. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
172088 |
| Caption: |
Click! Who was that on the phone? Just some pest control company looking for business. I told them I only have one pest in the house and I'm going to keep him.
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131. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-08 |
| Image Number: |
171976 |
| Caption: |
When you've been married as long as we have, there's no such thing as awkward silences. We can for hours and hours without saying a word to each other. You cabbage rolls make me gassy. And sometimes even that's not enough.
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132. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
171170 |
| Caption: |
You old fool! I told you the mating dance wasn't necessary anymore.
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133. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
171061 |
| Caption: |
Ask Sadie is back. You're on, caller. What's your problem? My wife finally answered my emails. She wants me back. She says she's sorry she left me for her personal trainer. She said making mad, passionate love to him has become unfulfilling. She said she's tired of the excitement, tired of his fancy house, tired of the lavish trips around the world, and tired of him not snoring like a jackhammer, like I always do. Let go and move on, you ninny!!! She said she's especially tired of his ability to understand sarcasm.
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134. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
170858 |
| Caption: |
Dad, you make it sound like mom makes all the decisions in your marriage. I'm sure that's not really true, is it? No, you're right. We do make all our decisions together. Or at lead I'm often in the same room when it happens.
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135. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
20226 |
| Caption: |
The Spivey's leave acrimony behind. |
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136. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
16141 |
| Caption: |
Whenever I want us to do something together, he has to work on the car. |
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137. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-28 |
| Image Number: |
169728 |
| Caption: |
Originally I wanted to marry for love. Then I wanted to marry for money. Now I just want to marry for spite.
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138. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
20188 |
| Caption: |
Shelley sells his wife's shoes whenever he gets a chance. Sale. |
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139. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
168989 |
| Caption: |
Get a bigger better diamond. Beard's Jewelers. *Real ad. I get the bigger part - but better? Better at what? The word better assumes a diamond does something - at which it excels. And it does it better than a similar diamond. But at the end of the day … they're both just rocks!! You will never marry.
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140. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
169402 |
| Caption: |
Excuse me, you're single, aren't you? Bar. Yes I am. Why do you ask? No wife would let you wear that stupid polyester suit in public.
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