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121. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-04 |
| Image Number: |
164426 |
| Caption: |
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.
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122. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-01 |
| Image Number: |
163999 |
| Caption: |
If you insist on redecorating, all I ask is that you don't spend more than $20. And don't ask me to do any heavy lifting. And no frilly frou-frou decorations!! The key to getting along in marriage is being reasonable.
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123. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-21 |
| Image Number: |
163879 |
| Caption: |
You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.
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124. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
164584 |
| Caption: |
Genealogy. Being a genealogist is a very satisfying job. I show people who their ancestors are and how they lived. My clients learn about their family's place in history! I always start a genealogical search by compiling marriage records. Of course, that makes sense ... You begin the examination of a family tree by counting the rings! |
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125. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-28 |
| Image Number: |
163106 |
| Caption: |
I really hope Medicare for all passes, little buddy. If it passes, no one will be forced to stay in a bad marriage just for the health insurance. There'll be million of men re-entering the dating scene. The competition will help me keep my skills honed. Of course, all the extra women on the scene might negate the challenge ... Maybe I should give this more thought. I'm worried that if it passes, I'll be able to get checked, and they'll remove my pulsating mole. Throbby? But you love Throbby.
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126. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-10-06 |
| Image Number: |
14933 |
| Caption: |
Isn't it amazing that in this whole big world we managed to find each other. |
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127. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-01 |
| Image Number: |
162091 |
| Caption: |
Hey, Clyde. Wanna go hang out on the roof? Don’t you do that with Susan? Where she at? She's not talking to me right now. I told her I couldn't just take Joss Whedon's wife's account of their marriage at face value, because people sometimes don't tell the entire truth. Them's your mistake, bruh. You shoulda had just one thing to say 'bout the whole issue: "I don't care 'bout that." I think that's a dangerous philosophy. If something's in the news we've got to care. Wanna know why? I don't care 'bout that.
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128. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-30 |
| Image Number: |
161902 |
| Caption: |
Salon. I don't know what to do … My husband never takes me out anymore. Well Rose, to be fair … he is under house arrest.
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129. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
161409 |
| Caption: |
You read a lot of romance novels, Opal. What's the matter, don't I provide enough romance in your life? I can be more romantic if that's what you want. Is that so, Romeo? Well bring it on. What've you got? Okay, you caught me. I was bluffing.
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130. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
161070 |
| Caption: |
Marriage Counselor. Peanut butter. Peanut oil. Sometimes, after you've been together awhile … separation is natural.
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131. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-08 |
| Image Number: |
161066 |
| Caption: |
Larry heard you got engaged to your old sweetheart … Yeah, it happened suddenly at our high school reunion … and boy was my wife furious.
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132. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
14792 |
| Caption: |
Mom's. Pop's and Trixie's. |
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133. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-07 |
| Image Number: |
161190 |
| Caption: |
Ha, I showed her in the divorce! Look who got the house an who got nothing!
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134. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-01 |
| Image Number: |
161037 |
| Caption: |
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?
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135. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-10-07 |
| Image Number: |
20322 |
| Caption: |
Alison is beginning to begrudge Eugene his interest in traffic flow analysis. |
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136. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
159230 |
| Caption: |
Believe me, Toni, lots of newlyweds have this problem. I suggest you just flip it each time you put one on. I'm sure that will make Brad happy. Perfect! Thank you!! Your mom's idea. But now I'll be unhappy half the time … New roll? Flip it!
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137. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
159812 |
| Caption: |
I can't decide what I want to be when I grow up. Do what I did, son. Find out what you don't do well, and then don't do it. How did you find out what you don't do well? I married gramma. She compiled a huge list.
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138. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-11-15 |
| Image Number: |
12234 |
| Caption: |
No caption. (Couple walks together. Each wears a t-shirt. Man's shirt has a lot of text. Woman's has a large question mark.) |
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139. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
159982 |
| Caption: |
Meanwhile, in Candorville … Susan … I know you've always been allergic to commitment. I know you've bailed on every serious relationship you've ever had … Have not. At four, after a week of playing house with Wilfred, you pretended he didn't even exits. At fourteen, after you and your lifelong friend "Turbo" started dating, you faked amnesia. I don't remember that. I never would've told you about my past if I'd known you were gonna throw it in my face. Come on out. I promise this is nothing commitmenty.
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140. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
159993 |
| Caption: |
It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE INTO A XEROX COPY OF YOURSELF! Right now you relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Klingon.
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