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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
168989 |
| Caption: |
Get a bigger better diamond. Beard's Jewelers. *Real ad. I get the bigger part - but better? Better at what? The word better assumes a diamond does something - at which it excels. And it does it better than a similar diamond. But at the end of the day … they're both just rocks!! You will never marry.
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82. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
169402 |
| Caption: |
Excuse me, you're single, aren't you? Bar. Yes I am. Why do you ask? No wife would let you wear that stupid polyester suit in public.
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83. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-17 |
| Image Number: |
169271 |
| Caption: |
Sylvia told me that Dan doesn't think you and I love each other. Why would he think that? Because we argue so much. We don't argue that much. Yes, we do. No, we don't! Yes, we do!
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84. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-16 |
| Image Number: |
169270 |
| Caption: |
Mom, the other day Dan asked me if you and dad actually love each other. That's a silly question. Of course we love each other. Why would he ask such a thing? It's because you and dad argue all the time, that's why. Well, heck, if there aren't any arguments in a marriage, it just means one of you isn't necessary.
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85. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
169188 |
| Caption: |
I bought my husband a new set of golf clubs for his birthday and he stopped talking to me. Why?!! That was the deal we made. Ouch!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-06 |
| Image Number: |
169170 |
| Caption: |
My worst nightmare is to be a trophy wife. We're on the same page. My worst nightmare is marriage.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
15698 |
| Caption: |
I now pronounce you www.ed-n-kate.com. |
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88. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-10 |
| Image Number: |
167729 |
| Caption: |
Irma Berger and I are getting married, Les. She said yes to your propo - I mean, wow! What a surprise! I'm going to start construction on a guest house for you and Gunther. A guest house! Awesome!! I can - Wait - Gunther.
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89. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-09 |
| Image Number: |
167728 |
| Caption: |
Hello? Oh, hello, Irma. What? You will? That's great. I'm very happy. Yes. Ok. Goodbye.
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90. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
167727 |
| Caption: |
So … I should marry Mr. Gray? I've thought about it a lot, mom. He makes you happy - so I'm ok with it. Mr. Gray has plans to build a guest house for you and Leslie Knox to live in. Is that ok? Gunthie? You look like you're straining … No! Yes! Ok!
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91. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
167726 |
| Caption: |
It's been you and me and our little home for a long time. I'm not ready to disrupt all that. But mom, think of the future. I'll graduate, get a job, move away - you'll be here all alone. Mom. I know. But Mr. Gray wants to get married now. I told him now's not the time. Let's see what the future brings. What if the future brings Mr. Gray married to someone else? Oh! I hadn't thought of that. That man is a catch ...
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92. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-06 |
| Image Number: |
167725 |
| Caption: |
I heard Mr. Gray propose to you, Mom. But you haven't said a word about it. Are you going to marry him, or what? He obviously adores you and I like him. Of course a marriage would bring major changes. So I think it's time for us to sit down and seriously discuss the futu-. I said no. |
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93. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-03 |
| Image Number: |
167743 |
| Caption: |
How was work? Backwaks brought in a rescue wharf rat that tried to marry Su, meaning six more weeks of winter … You are literally killing my soaps!!! John, I'm pregnant. It's Joan now.
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94. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-02 |
| Image Number: |
167450 |
| Caption: |
You want to build a guest house for Leslie and Gunther? Yes. To solve one of our concerns. It's a big commitment, but I'm read to start. Construction? Marriage.
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95. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-01 |
| Image Number: |
167449 |
| Caption: |
Les, we overheard your uncle propose to my mom. We're not supposed to know about it. Yeah. Well, my Uncle Al barely talks to me. And your mom hasn't said anything? Nope. I have no ideas what the plan it. That's the plan. Guest house for the boys.
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96. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-31 |
| Image Number: |
167448 |
| Caption: |
What was Tiffany doing here, Les? Hm? Oh, she just popped in to say hi to everyone. Just popped in. Gunth, don't freak. Nothin's goin' on. Hey, has your mom said anything about my uncle's marriage proposal? You're changing the subject. Yeah. 'Cuz that's where you should focus your freak.
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97. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-27 |
| Image Number: |
167465 |
| Caption: |
Joe and Mika Pigmie. Our marriage counselor suggested we go to Hawaii. Are you two having problems? No … But our spouses are. Bartender! Two more Alabama Slammas.
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98. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-26 |
| Image Number: |
167189 |
| Caption: |
If our parents got married, you'd be my … stepsister … ? That's not gonna happen. I won't let my dad marry your mom. Good. And just between us? Don't go to the lingerie party. I think it's a scam. That's why I want to go! I know it's a scam! I can prove it and shut her down! Good! Oh, wait. The Fuse will lose the payments she makes to them ... and to me ... Les? Don't think about payments. Think about payback.
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99. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-02 |
| Image Number: |
15604 |
| Caption: |
The current thinking is that you can start arguing almost immediately. |
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100. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-25 |
| Image Number: |
167188 |
| Caption: |
If our parents got married, you'd be my … stepsister … ? That's not gonna happen. I won't let my dad marry your mom. Good. And just between us? Don't go to the lingerie party. I think it's a scam. That's why I want to go! I know it's a scam! I can prove it and shut her down! Good! Oh, wait. The Fuse will lose the payments she makes to them ... and to me ... Les? Don't think about payments. Think about payback.
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