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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-15 |
| Image Number: |
99590 |
| Caption: |
Why did Toni ask you? The BOY is s'posta ask. Girls can ask, if they want to. And Toni really, REALLY wanted to, 'cuz I'm such and awesome catch. You are? Yes, I am. She was afraid other girls would ask first. MANY others. How many? A million? At least. I'm glad she asked first, Bwad. Me, too. |
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482. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-14 |
| Image Number: |
99589 |
| Caption: |
Did Toni really faint when you asked her to marry you? Actually, she asked me. Oh. Did you faint? Don’t you have some "Star Wars" toys or somethin'? |
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483. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-13 |
| Image Number: |
99588 |
| Caption: |
First you gotta pre … Pur … Propose? Ok. Barbie, will y - This isn't Barbie now! It's Toni! And Ken's you! Oh. Ok. Toni, will you marry me? What happened? Blop. She fainted from happiness. Of course. That's exactly what happened. |
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484. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
99587 |
| Caption: |
When will aunt Toni be home? Nine years and 86 minutes. What're you doing there with Barbie and Ken? Playing wedding. Wanna be Ken? You could practice! I know what to do, Shannon. When the priest asks if I take Toni for my bride, I say, "DO I!" Brad! You said "I DO!" You sure? My way sounds a lot more enthusiastic. |
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485. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-11 |
| Image Number: |
99766 |
| Caption: |
There's such a thing as too much honesty. What? Dr. Noodle. Some lies are ok. M.A. Never in a marriage. Especially in a marriage. What's more important to you, being honest? Or being compassionate and not humiliating your spouse? Wait … Are you saying that if he's honest about my opinions, I'll be humiliated? He's insulting my opinions, dear. What kind of a man just sits there and lets a stranger insult his wife's opinions? PhD. That's not what I was doing. Are you calling me a liar? This is so much more fun as a spectator. |
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486. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
100241 |
| Caption: |
Marry me and I'll be the complete opposite of a Roman conqueror! Antonym and Cleopatra. |
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487. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-05 |
| Image Number: |
99815 |
| Caption: |
Did you read this, Earl? What is it? It says researchers have identified the keys to a long-lasting marriage. These include caring, long-term commitment, integrity, and togetherness. If they don’t have "two TV's" on that list, they're full of hooey. |
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488. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-27 |
| Image Number: |
99218 |
| Caption: |
Denis isn't what one would call "profound," and Sandy's thinking she's just going to have to live with that. |
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489. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
99311 |
| Caption: |
Wait, it turns out you're allergic to brains? I knew it! Old Married Zombie Couple. |
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490. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-21 |
| Image Number: |
99065 |
| Caption: |
"Pasquale watched as Dee Moray moved toward his hotel - " What are you guys doing? Reading a book. We read aloud to each other so we can enjoy the book together. How long does THAT take? Oh, a couple of weeks. Here's a tip: Wait for the movie to come out and go SEE it together. Get it done! At our age, we don't WANT to "get it done." Spending two weeks on one thing is a perfect pace for me. Read on, my love. Slowly. |
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491. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-07 |
| Image Number: |
98474 |
| Caption: |
What're you doing, Toni? Looking at wedding planning websites. I found a list of things to do before "I DO." Ready for this? To plan our wedding, we have 228 decision to make. Well, I've already made one decision: I vow to love you for the rest of my life. That's very sweet, Brad. But you still have to help on the other 227. What if I vow not to interfere with wedding plans? Would that count as helping? |
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492. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
98733 |
| Caption: |
In other news, the Supreme Court has struck down the Defense of Marriage Act. DOMA prevented gay married couples from receiving the same federal benefits as straight couples. The court ruled 5-4 that writing inequality into the federal code was unconstitutional. In unrelated news, the court ruled t5-4 that people need to stop whining about all the 5-4 decisions. |
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493. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-06-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-07-11 |
| Image Number: |
35882 |
| Caption: |
I'm bored! Buck up! Enduring boredom prepares you for college lectures, political speeches and public television. Not to mention … It’s the key to so many successful marriages. I can't wait. |
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494. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-06-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-06-21 |
| Image Number: |
98187 |
| Caption: |
Whatchoo think of abortion, Big L? I think you're bringing up an emotional, divisive issue in order to distract me. Do you think Jesus woulda been against gay marriage 'cause he was black? Whatever, Clyde. I said I want that $2 you owe me. Did you know Jesus was an illegal immigrant? Thug 4 Life. |
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495. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-06-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-06-16 |
| Image Number: |
97998 |
| Caption: |
On second thought, maybe you should go outside to kiss the bride. Cola. Mentos. Mentos. |
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496. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-06-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-06-09 |
| Image Number: |
97453 |
| Caption: |
My dream is one day to get married and have lots of kids. … And I'll read them stories while they sit on my lap. Ralph, you can't read. Well … At least they can sit on my lap. Dogs don’t have laps. Oh yeah, our legs are backwards. Dreams are so fleeting. |
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497. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-06-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-06-08 |
| Image Number: |
97169 |
| Caption: |
I LOVE long walks! They're one of my favorite things in the whole world. I'm back! They never last long enough, though. |
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498. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-06-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
97381 |
| Caption: |
Mr. Neeley can't do enough for Mrs. Neeley. |
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499. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
96599 |
| Caption: |
Your honor, the witness continues to be evasive. ! ! ! This is your final warning, young lady. Remember, I have the power to pronounce you two man and wife. |
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500. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
97076 |
| Caption: |
I do if she does. I do if he does. I have a bad feeling about this. |
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