461. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-11 |
Image Number: |
103231 |
Caption: |
It's men like you who make women like me avoid getting married. You're welcome! |
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462. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-10 |
Image Number: |
103244 |
Caption: |
Brad, after we're married, how do you imagine our life? The Notebook. The same as you do, I'm sure. |
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463. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2013-11-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-06 |
Image Number: |
103507 |
Caption: |
Garcia, hypothetically speaking, would it be considered appropriate if a CEO asked one of his executives to wear longer skirts … … Because this CEO's wife is SO afraid the CEO will stare at the executive's legs … CEO of the YEAR 2002. … That she's installed a surveillance camera in the CEO's glasses? I've got work to do, sir. Hypothetically, she's asking if you'd be willing to grow a mustache. |
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464. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-11-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-11-03 |
Image Number: |
102953 |
Caption: |
Ugh. I hate this new toothbrush. They stopped making my old one - I loved that toothbrush. Same with the shampoo I once used. And the jeans I liked. It's so annoying when you find something perfect and then they stop making it. Like the mascara I use. I can't find it in the store anymore. Everything I love is no longer available. Hi. |
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465. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-24 |
Image Number: |
102929 |
Caption: |
I showed him plenty of "Munsters" in the beginning of our relationship. Why can't he be happy with the memory? Why's he still need it all the time? Lemont? Can you at least acknowledge the validity of its point? Sooner or later, each of us finds out favorite show is no longer in our programming package. I say whatever it takes to get me, that's what it takes to keep me. Yeah right, you wouldn't know what to do without me. |
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466. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-23 |
Image Number: |
102928 |
Caption: |
What's the point of this relationship if it doesn’t give me what I want? Dr. Noodle. Couples' Counseling. Like the other day, I came home from a long day at work. All I wanted was a quick "Munsters" rerun. M.A. Not that again. I give him plenty of shows, but just because I don't give him the one show he wanted ... Why don't you go get "Munsters" from Netflix if it's that important to you. MAYBE I WILL! |
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467. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-22 |
Image Number: |
102927 |
Caption: |
It's been a while since I've seen you two. How are you love birds doing? Dr. Noodle. Couples' Counseling. Great. Just great. I mean, sure, we WERE on the verge of breaking up. And sure, the internet is young and hot, and willing to do just about anything I want ... M.A. But TV and I have been together FOREVER, so we might as well just stick it out. Oh. So I'm just a habit to you? |
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468. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-22 |
Image Number: |
103003 |
Caption: |
Oh, well … Always a bridesmaid never a bride. |
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469. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-18 |
Image Number: |
102275 |
Caption: |
So we're agreed then? We're going to buy a new car. Nope. But we agreed. Just because I stopped arguing doesn’t mean I agreed. |
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470. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-10 |
Image Number: |
102267 |
Caption: |
Grampa, who's the boss, you or gramma? Well, I am the man of the house … The patriarch. So I guess, technically, you could say I'm the boss. BUT DON'T TELL GRAMMA I SAID THAT! |
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471. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-09 |
Image Number: |
102266 |
Caption: |
Gramma, who's the boss, you or grampa? We don’t have any bosses around here, Nelson. Grampa and I are equal partners. Understand? Uh huh. However, I am the queen, and that's all you really need to know. |
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472. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-04 |
Image Number: |
102023 |
Caption: |
I'm starting to think you keep working on that thing just to avoid talking to me. |
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473. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-10-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-10-03 |
Image Number: |
101994 |
Caption: |
Earl, you buttoned your shirt one button off, all the way down. How about that? Aren't you going to fix it? Nah. Fine, then I'll do it! Wardrobe blunders are the only way I get any attention around here. |
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474. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
Viewable Date: |
2013-09-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-08-07 |
Image Number: |
36965 |
Caption: |
Our book is right. Modern American romance is too cautious and boring. We are afraid to follow our bliss. At his press conference he apologized to his wife, children and staff. Except for our politicians. |
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475. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-09-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-09-25 |
Image Number: |
101704 |
Caption: |
You know what? I don’t care if these ARE weeds. I raised them from tiny sprouts and I love them. You probably think I'm pretty silly. Not at all. If you can love a man like Earl, you can certainly love a patch of noxious weeds. |
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476. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2013-09-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-09-06 |
Image Number: |
100569 |
Caption: |
The purpose of a family is to ground you, Al. Yeah, but into the dirt??? |
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477. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-22 |
Image Number: |
100347 |
Caption: |
Are you going to tell me you've never wondered how your life would've been if you'd made different choices? Well … ? Well … ? No comment. |
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478. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2013-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-21 |
Image Number: |
100346 |
Caption: |
Who hasn’t ever wondered how their life would've been if different choices had been made? I don’t mean necessarily better. Just different. Why are you looking at me like that, Opal? No reason. |
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479. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-08-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-17 |
Image Number: |
99592 |
Caption: |
DO IT, BRAD! Do what? Toni Louise Daytona, will you marry me? Yes. PERFECT! |
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480. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2013-08-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-08-16 |
Image Number: |
99591 |
Caption: |
Will you marry me, Brad? Sure, Toni. Thanks for askin'. You should do it again, Brad. It hasta be PERFECT. YOU ask this time. Ok. Toni, will - I mean for REAL! Here's a ring! I'm home! |
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