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361. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
4488 |
| Caption: |
You're free to talk about anything you like, but our topic tonight is 'infidelity.' |
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362. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-03 |
| Image Number: |
108558 |
| Caption: |
I'd love a big wedding. But Toni wants simple. I'm sure you'll find a compromise, honey. You and dad had a small wedding, right? We did. It was just right. Did you and Mrs. DeGroot have a small wedding? We did. And it was all wrong. |
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363. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
108557 |
| Caption: |
Are you thinking of a big wedding? No. Simple yet memorable. Meaning? I'm wearing coveralls. And I'm dressing as a zombie. A MOMMY?! Zombie. But I think they're kidding. And we're sky diving? No, scuba. |
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364. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
108556 |
| Caption: |
Happy engagement-versary! I can't believe it's been a year. Long time. My parents were engaged for three. Why rush, right? Although, what are we waiting FOR? I dunno. Fear of … ? Planning. |
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365. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-31 |
| Image Number: |
108555 |
| Caption: |
It's nice of your parents to ask us to dinner. They'll probably wanna hear about our wedding plans. And we don’t have any. Ok, let's plan. Small. Huge. That was easy. Good. We're here. |
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366. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
108963 |
| Caption: |
Ok, you both remember every word of every argument you've ever had - let's move on, shall we? |
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367. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-03-23 |
| Image Number: |
108219 |
| Caption: |
I'd like you to admit one thing. Which is? Dr. Noodle. That your husband's agreeing to come here is evidence he does care about repairing your relationship. M.A. If, as you believe, your husband is an unemotional, distant man who cares only about being the victor in every aspect of his life ... why would he come here and make himself vulnerable? Because he just wants someone to agree with him that I'M the problem! LOL. Don't you think that's a little cynical? See? The man says you imagine everything. smh. |
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368. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-03-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-09-15 |
| Image Number: |
38431 |
| Caption: |
Some report claims it costs $200,000 to raise a kid in America. Seems low. Come on! It just scares people. What's the point? Lots. It's free birth control. I'm definitely not in the mood. |
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369. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
107837 |
| Caption: |
I saw you look at that hussy. COUGH! I don’t know what you're talking about, snookums. OK, I ADMIT IT! I GLANCED FOR A SPLIT SECOND!!! BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I'm a man! I have needs! I have hormones racing though my body, giving me urges I can barely contain! I may seem meek on the outside, but on the inside lurks a depraved beast. Run, Sadie ... run while you still can. Works every time. |
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370. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-16 |
| Image Number: |
3977 |
| Caption: |
Can't a guy have a little snort in peace? |
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371. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-02-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-02-04 |
| Image Number: |
106513 |
| Caption: |
Seeing you always reminds me of my second wife. Oddly enough, her name was "Pyorrhea." ? |
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372. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-01-23 |
| Image Number: |
106250 |
| Caption: |
This room is for the nice furniture and husband I never use. |
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373. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
105955 |
| Caption: |
You have any plans for the new year, Earl? Yeah. I've always dreamed of having my own man cave. You know, an all-male retreat where a man can go to just relax without fear of upsetting any female sensibilities. What does Opal think about you getting a man cave? She said that fine with her. Really? And then she opened the back door, handed me a shovel, and said, "Go for it." |
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374. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-01-18 |
| Image Number: |
106948 |
| Caption: |
It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150. |
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375. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
106947 |
| Caption: |
Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort tells me he used to be a bold man. I was. He tells me he was an assertive man. Very. Well where is that Mort? I want that Mort! Be assertive! I command it!!! Assertive my left foot. I'm being assertive by refusing to be assertive. |
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376. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
106946 |
| Caption: |
Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Well, first of all, he can't find anything, ever. I have to find the man's socks, his toothbrush … And he'll tell me he's hungry in the morning. Then he'll go to the other room, and in the evening he comes back and tells me he's starving. It's like as soon as we got married, the man became so stupid he can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker. No, I said tell me his good points. Those are his good points. Foul! |
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377. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-01-11 |
| Image Number: |
105684 |
| Caption: |
What color was gramma's hair when you first met her? Blond! It wasn’t until after we were married that I found out she was really a brunette. That's what we call deceptive packaging. Yes, and grampa had a full head of thick, wavy hair. That's what we call vanishing packaging. |
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378. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-01-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-02-03 |
| Image Number: |
3758 |
| Caption: |
Well, 18 years and three broken marriages later. |
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379. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-12-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-12-31 |
| Image Number: |
105408 |
| Caption: |
Before another long evening commences, Natalie makes a pre-emptive coping gesture. |
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380. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-12-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-12-16 |
| Image Number: |
104679 |
| Caption: |
Are you okay, Pearl? Oh, I have this darn traveling pain. One day it's my shoulder, then it'll move on to my neck, or my back, or maybe my leg. Yeah, I know what you mean. I've got traveling pain too. Oh, here he is now. |
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