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361. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-31 |
| Image Number: |
114237 |
| Caption: |
There are good reasons NOT to get married … but not being able to breed in captivity isn't one of them. |
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362. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
113785 |
| Caption: |
You may THINK you know me better than I know myself, but you don’t. No one knows what goes on inside the inner sanctum of my soul but me. Got it? Got it. And now I have to be going. I'm late for my … uh … … Golf game? Haircut. That's right. Thanks. |
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363. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-25 |
| Image Number: |
113784 |
| Caption: |
So, you think you know me better than I know myself? Of course. Okay, sure. We've been married over fifty years, so you know me pretty well … but to say that you know me better than I know me is just silly. You're right. I'll remember that next time you ask me what your social security number is. |
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364. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
113783 |
| Caption: |
You think you know me pretty well, don’t you? Chop chop chop. Oh, yes. I know you better than anyone on earth, including you. Okay. What's my favorite kind of pie? Round. Lucky guess. Chop choppity chop. |
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365. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
113816 |
| Caption: |
You're not wearing THAT to our marriage counseling appointment, are you? |
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366. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-08-04 |
| Image Number: |
4790 |
| Caption: |
Marriage Counselor. Thank you for not quoting Dr. Phil. |
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367. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-20 |
| Image Number: |
113319 |
| Caption: |
It's like he's not even the same man I married. Dr. Noodle. How so? He used to mow the lawn every week. Sometimes every day. Sometimes three or four times a day. He used to come home from work, go straight into the shed, whip out that lawn mower and ride around on the grass for hours and hours and hours. It was a new lawn mower. I was excited about it. But now it doesn't run as well as it used to. Have you thought of getting pills. They make pills to keep Kentucky Bluegrass from getting overgrown? What? What? If it's so important to you, go get someone else to mow it. |
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368. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
112985 |
| Caption: |
A cup of joe and two shots. Two shots? Not from you. From me. Please take out the trash before you go to work. If you're not too busy being a lazy, narcissistic and doughy lump of a husband! I can't wake up without coffee and a jarring personal attack. Have a nice day, dear. Modern life. |
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369. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
112958 |
| Caption: |
You shouldn’t read in dim light, Earl. It's bad for your eyes. That's an old wives' tale. No, I don’t think so. Think about it … you're a wife, you're old, therefore, by definition, it's an old wives' tale. I'm a husband, I have a mouth, therefore, by definition, I stick my foot in it. |
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370. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-27 |
| Image Number: |
111881 |
| Caption: |
Redneck Jewelry. Come on in! Ask about our A-D-J-U-S-T-A-B-L-E Engagement Rings. |
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371. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-18 |
| Image Number: |
111275 |
| Caption: |
Family Therapy. She knows how to push my buttons. |
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372. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
110998 |
| Caption: |
"Actually, Mrs. Nimmers, your doll does look a lot like Mr. Nimmers." |
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373. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-06-19 |
| Image Number: |
4568 |
| Caption: |
Honey, let's stop investigating each other and make up. |
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374. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-02 |
| Image Number: |
110494 |
| Caption: |
What do you mean sign a prenuptial? I said no strings! |
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375. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-09-27 |
| Image Number: |
38436 |
| Caption: |
David and I are balancing our budget by not having a baby. Bad idea! Why? Without kids, you and Ames could have pursued fame and fortune! Exactly! I would have had enough money, time and enough sleep to look semi-attractive. Pedicured toes are the devil's playground! Think of the mischief ... Which could have broken up our marriage ... Which would have thrown us into court and left us broke and unhappy. Umm ... Your point? have another baby! Kids save you money! Right-o. I'll have 2. That's it. No more Pinot for Maggie. |
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376. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-05 |
| Image Number: |
108560 |
| Caption: |
Are you SURE you don’t want a huge wedding? Killer band, light show, fireworks, doves - Brad, have you heard women say "size doesn’t matter"? Yeah … They're talking about weddings. Really? I thought - Weddings. |
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377. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-04 |
| Image Number: |
109565 |
| Caption: |
How come I never see any photos of your son, Lemont? Susan … the custody agreement specifically says I can't show you any pictures of him. His mom despised you. She once said the reason we weren't working out was because I was always comparing her to you in my head. What'd you say back? I said "Susan would never say anything that paranoid." |
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378. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-04 |
| Image Number: |
108559 |
| Caption: |
Nancy and I spent months planning our wedding. Then Nancy's parents took over and it got all very … practical. I'd been so excited about getting married. But the ceremony itself ended up being … I dunno … Anticlimactic? Yeah. However, the honeymoon … |
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379. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
4488 |
| Caption: |
You're free to talk about anything you like, but our topic tonight is 'infidelity.' |
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380. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-03 |
| Image Number: |
108558 |
| Caption: |
I'd love a big wedding. But Toni wants simple. I'm sure you'll find a compromise, honey. You and dad had a small wedding, right? We did. It was just right. Did you and Mrs. DeGroot have a small wedding? We did. And it was all wrong. |
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