| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
131948 |
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You know, Earl, I told my sister not to marry you. She could've done better. Hey, I never said I was the best husband in the world. Or the most thoughtful, or the most dependable, or the most generous, or the best-looking … Oh, shoot! Now I forgot where I was going with this! |
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| Pickles by Brian Crane (2015-09-09) |
Image #131948 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
131320 |
| Caption: |
Mike's ex-wife. We should stay in touch. I don't think that's a good idea, Kismet. Why not? That would be like staying in touch with your IRS auditor. Swipe left. Swipe left. Swipe left. |
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2015-08-22) |
Image #131320 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-21 |
| Image Number: |
131319 |
| Caption: |
Mike's ex-wife. Hello Mike. Hello Kismet. What happened to us? What went wrong? Where did the love go?! I'm not sure … But after you laced my oatmeal with arsenic, I went to the hospital. Toxicology reports are sooo unreliable. |
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2015-08-21) |
Image #131319 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-20 |
| Image Number: |
131318 |
| Caption: |
Are you sure that's your ex-wife??? She's a looker … How long after you got married did she have Lasik? |
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2015-08-20) |
Image #131318 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
131317 |
| Caption: |
So how long were you married to your ex-wife? I did a five-year stretch. I see what you did there. Sometimes prison slang just feels right. |
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| Mike du Jour by Mike Lester (2015-08-19) |
Image #131317 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-19 |
| Image Number: |
130359 |
| Caption: |
Marriage counselor. It's Tarzan … He never mentions the elephant in the room. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2015-08-19) |
Image #130359 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-08-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-08-02 |
| Image Number: |
129063 |
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What color is your favorite sweater? Plaid. Black. Your perfect meal is? Tacos. Stir Fry. The dessert you'd die for. Cotton candy. Oreos. Music that makes you happy. AC/DC. Waylon Jennings. Favorite genre of book: Fantasy, romance, adventure or … ? Murder mystery. Sci-fi. Uh-oh. Looks like you failed. Yes! A magical wedding quiz! |
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2015-08-02) |
Image #129063 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
129334 |
| Caption: |
Gramma and I have been married so long, we can actually read each other's minds. Really? Oh, yeah. Watch this. I'll tell gramma a joke using only mental telepathy. See there? I just told her a very funny joke! Oh yeah? Then how come she's not laughing? Oh, gramma never laughs at my jokes. |
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| Pickles by Brian Crane (2015-07-26) |
Image #129334 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
129603 |
| Caption: |
With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night, they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper ... My client merely wishes to withhold lovin'. Objection! |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-07-16) |
Image #129603 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-10 |
| Image Number: |
129353 |
| Caption: |
Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. As soon as the ruling came down, my husband Larry left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The Supreme Court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay? |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-07-10) |
Image #129353 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
129077 |
| Caption: |
I got a facial at the salon. Feel how soft my face is now. Wow! You're right, it's as soft as a baby's bottom! Maybe you should get a facial. They do them for men too, you know. No thanks, one baby's bottom in this marriage is enough. |
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| Pickles by Brian Crane (2015-07-06) |
Image #129077 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-04-20 |
| Image Number: |
7149 |
| Caption: |
Let me get this straight - all these years you've just been pretending to be a jerk? |
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| That's Life by Mike Twohy (2004-04-20) |
Image #7149 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-29 |
| Image Number: |
129098 |
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It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Klingon. |
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| Rudy Park by Darrin Bell (2015-06-29) |
Image #129098 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
127806 |
| Caption: |
Big news! You picked a wedding date! What? No - You chose a venue. No. You're going to elope?! No! It's not a wedding thing. The fire station is hosting a mud run! Oh. Really? |
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| Luann by Greg Evans (2015-06-25) |
Image #127806 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
6940 |
| Caption: |
Rather than a divorce, try to see it as a restructuring. |
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| That's Life by Mike Twohy (2004-03-24) |
Image #6940 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-29 |
| Image Number: |
127504 |
| Caption: |
She's making things up. I always listen to her. … or whatever it is she just said I never do. Ph.D. M.A. Couple's therapy. |
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| Candorville by Darrin Bell (2015-05-29) |
Image #127504 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
127218 |
| Caption: |
What are you reading? This article says a woman over 50 has more of a chance of being hit by lightning than by meeting the right man and getting married. Don't be silly. You'll meet the right man some day. Pat pat. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2015-05-17) |
Image #127218 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-05-15 |
| Image Number: |
127360 |
| Caption: |
Larry, you've been married. Did you feel held down? Like you had the old ball and chain? No. More like an invisible fence. |
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| Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters (2015-05-15) |
Image #127360 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-05-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-04-29 |
| Image Number: |
46807 |
| Caption: |
I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor! |
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| Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson (2010-04-29) |
Image #46807 |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-04-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-04-25 |
| Image Number: |
126026 |
| Caption: |
Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property? |
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| Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves Tom Thaves (2015-04-25) |
Image #126026 |
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