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301. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2014-12-20 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2014-12-20 Pub. Date: 2014-12-20
Image Number: 120029
Caption: No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened.
     
302. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-19 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-19 Pub. Date: 2014-12-19
Image Number: 120328
Caption: This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.
     
303. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-11-20 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2014-12-10 Pub. Date: 2003-11-20
Image Number: 5709
Caption: Isn't it wonderful how the increased coverage of celebrity problems has deepened our relationship!
     
304. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2014-12-09 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2014-12-09 Pub. Date: 2014-12-09
Image Number: 119738
Caption: Ha-ha, you sounded so much like my first three wives just then.
     
305. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-12-07 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-12-07 Pub. Date: 2014-12-07
Image Number: 119211
Caption: I'm rewatching J. Michael Straczynski's Babylon 5 for the fifth time, and something's bugging me. The show's all about right vs. wrong and good vs. evil. It's maybe the best morality play ever filmed for tv. Even the goofy comic relief character, Vir Cotto, ends up risking everything to rescue thousands of women and children from a holocaust. In that episode, he personally represents the morality of the entire show. Why, then, did J. Michael Straczynski end the episode with Vir joking that all marriages have problems after he found out his new wife was a raving bigot who had happily taken part in committing that genocide? If even J. Michael Straczynski would ruin his best story by going for a cheap laugh, it's not wonder everything coming out of Hollywood is dumbed down! Explain yourself, J. Michael Straczynski. Who are you and how did you get my phone number? That's not important right now.
     
306. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-29 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-29 Pub. Date: 2014-11-29
Image Number: 119417
Caption: You want to see me, boss? I'm sorry the woman you wanted to marry married someone else. To make you feel better, I've arranged for you to marry Changying Infei. Who? She's the daughter of Bingwen Ingfei, China's most successful café owner. A merger of both our houses would position me for the 21st century. Who I marry is MY business! Don't be so selfish.
     
307. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-27 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-27 Pub. Date: 2014-11-27
Image Number: 119415
Caption: Have you ever broken up a marriage, Randy? Never. Married people are often bored out of their minds, and any hint of illicit adventure is enough to make them feel like they’re more alive then they've ever been. Only an amateur would take advantage of that sort of thing. It's too easy. I thought you were gonna say "it's wrong." That too.
     
308. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-26 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-26 Pub. Date: 2014-11-26
Image Number: 119414
Caption: What's the best way to break up a marriage? I'm not sure I want to know why you're asking. As long as Beyonce's sister stays married, I don’t have much chance of marrying her myself. I'm not fit enough for "Survivor," I don't have eight kids, and I'm a bit too old to be on "Big Brother." I figure marrying a celebrity's sister is my best chance to finally get my own reality show. Does "Willis" from "Diff'rent Strokes" have a sister? Ok, now I'm 100% sure.
     
309. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-25 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-25 Pub. Date: 2014-11-25
Image Number: 119413
Caption: Did you know that Solange Knowles married a guy who's 22 years older than her? So what? That's not unusual. When I was a young lass, much older gentlemen courted me all the time. Albert was 40 years older than I was. Winston was 45 years my senior. W.E.B. was half a century older than I was. You should've seen the time they all ran into each other at my house. Albert scrawled E=MC2 on Winston's forehead with the last of W.E.B.'s mustache wax.
     
310. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-24 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-24 Pub. Date: 2014-11-24
Image Number: 119412
Caption: Solange Knowles got married!!! That's n … Who? Beyonce's sister. I've had a crush on her ever since I found out Beyonce was already taken. I always imagined that someday we'd meet, fall in love, and together we'd start a reality show. I mean "family." This is why I don't cover psychotherapy in your health insurance. You'd bankrupt me.
     
311. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-16 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-16 Pub. Date: 2014-11-16
Image Number: 118343
Caption: Let me get this straight: Lately you've been refusing to be intimate with your wife because … Ebola. Dr. Noodle. I just think it's irresponsible to put oneself at risk during this time of national emergency. Ph.D. Do you have any reason to believe she's been exposed to the virus? Well, she's been to an Ebola-infested region. I watched "Dallas" on Netflix. That's not the same thing. We have a 4k TV. It's just like being there. WTH. I think until she's been quarantined for 26 weeks, I should stay in the den by myself and watch football. He can stay in there for 26 years for all I care. That's overkill. Football's only 26 weeks. S.M.H.
     
312. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-10-19 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-10-19 Pub. Date: 2014-10-19
Image Number: 117144
Caption: One mocha latte with sprinkles and we're back together. Um … I'm sorry, what? We're back together. We're getting remarried. We're madly in love again and definitely not doing this because we're lonely and couldn’t find anything better out there. You can see how deeply in love we are, can't you? Can't you? Hold my hand, Chuck. Holding your hand doesn't mean anything if you order me to do it, dear. Well I wouldn't have to ORDER you if you'd just do what's supposed to come naturally if you truly love someone. That's it. We're over. Wait, did you spend five years begging me to take you back just so YOU could dump ME? Being single is underrated.
     
313. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-09-20 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-09-20 Pub. Date: 2014-09-20
Image Number: 116315
Caption: Have I ever told you what a great wife you are? And how much I love and appreciate you. Not lately, that I can recall. Well, remind me to do that one of these days.
     
314. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-09-19 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-09-19 Pub. Date: 2014-09-19
Image Number: 116314
Caption: Gramma does lots of nice things for you, doesn't she? Uh huh. She cooks and cleans stuff, and makes awesome desserts. That's right. She's a wonderful wife and homemaker, and I'm very lucky to have her. And I've come close to telling her so a time or two.
     
315. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-31 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 115090
Caption: I called my ex-wife and told her I forgive her for leaving me for Guillermo Cabonabong. Wow. After five years? Something told me it was time to forgive. Well, I told you back then, holding onto resentment is only going to hurt you. I'm glad my advice finally sunk in. It's not that, doc. Yesterday, Facebook suggested I add Guillermo Cabonabong as a friend. I quit. When even Facebook says it's time to move on, it's time to move on.
     
316. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-08-30 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-08-30 Pub. Date: 2014-08-30
Image Number: 115278
Caption: I used to love acquiring things. Over the years, I've accumulated so much stuff that I've had to put the brakes on buying new things. In fact, I'm trying to get rid of stuff I already have that just takes up space. Why are you looking at ME?!
     
317. Comic Strip John Deering  Strange Brew 2014-08-29 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: Strange Brew
Viewable Date: 2014-08-29 Pub. Date: 2014-08-29
Image Number: 115634
Caption: Here comes our ring bear.
     
318. Comic Strip Dave Coverly  Speed Bump 2014-08-18 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Dave Coverly
Comic/Cartoon: Speed Bump
Viewable Date: 2014-08-18 Pub. Date: 2014-08-18
Image Number: 115001
Caption: Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.
     
319. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-08-29 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2014-08-18 Pub. Date: 2003-08-29
Image Number: 5182
Caption: I admit I haven't always been the best husband.
     
320. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2014-08-16 marriage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2014-08-16 Pub. Date: 2014-08-16
Image Number: 114681
Caption: Gramma, is Roscoe your dog or grampa's? Well, I'm the one who feeds him and takes care of him. So I suppose you could say he's mine. By the way, that's how I got your grampa, too.
     
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