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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-21 |
| Image Number: |
159408 |
| Caption: |
Recycled Bride Magazine.
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202. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-16 |
| Image Number: |
159167 |
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Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with my brother's wife. What's the best way to ask her out? Posthumously. No, seriously. I can see myself spending the rest of my life with her. That just may end up being a beautiful five minutes.
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203. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
51159 |
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The kids called. They'll be home in five. Our week alone flashed by. It was like getting to know you all over again. I'm starving! Anyone call? I need the computer! Where's the remote? What's your name again? |
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204. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
158169 |
| Caption: |
Hey Mike, your ex-wife just walked in … Big deal. That was a long time ago and we've put our differences behind us. In fact I still light up when she enters a room.
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205. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-03 |
| Image Number: |
158605 |
| Caption: |
Heavenly father, should I preside over a gay wedding even if it means half my congregation will quit in protest? Should I lead my flock to the right side of history … Reverend of the Year 2000 … even if the sheep that put the most in the collection plate feel cozy on the wrong side? Give me a sign, heavenly father ... So you're saying I should ponder on this a few more years.
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206. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-01 |
| Image Number: |
157890 |
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Ok, so your mom wants you and Les to be friends. What about Mr. Gray? She hot on him or what? I try not to think about that. Ooo! What if they got married? Or that! Leslie would be like, your 2nd cousin-in-law, twice removed. Or something. Thank you for thinking of that ...
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207. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-28 |
| Image Number: |
157645 |
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Earl, why are you looking down your shirt? I was eating BBQ ribs and I accidentally dropped one down there. Well, why don't you get it out of there? I was going to, but then I thought, I'm full and it's already down there … Why not just wait until I'm hungry later, and then it'll be nice and handy. I married a caveman
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208. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-21 |
| Image Number: |
157666 |
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Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com, and posts answers to www.rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband keeps leaving his stuff all over the place and expecting me to pick up after him. How do I get through to him that this isn't the 1950s? - Angry in Anaheim. What is wrong with you?! He doesn't "expect you" to clean up after him! He doesn't care whether you leave his boxers on the coffee table or not. You are the one who cares. You are the only one who cares if things get picked up or not. He would only start caring at the point where the pile gets high enough to block his view of the tv. It's as if you've never even heard of the male species. Ask Sadie, baby!
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209. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
159118 |
| Caption: |
Henceforth including, but expressly not limited to love and honor and cherish and ... These vows are light on romance, but they're iron-clad legally! |
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210. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-06 |
| Image Number: |
157569 |
| Caption: |
Julia?! Raoul?! What's going on, here? Er … Brad! You're back early!
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211. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-04 |
| Image Number: |
157561 |
| Caption: |
It's the "Ask Sadie Advice Hour." "Mad in Montauk," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being so unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously, they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?
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212. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-09-21 |
| Image Number: |
11654 |
| Caption: |
We're actually not back together again. We have an open divorce. |
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213. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
King Baloo |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-28 |
Pub. Date: |
1990-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
289 |
| Caption: |
You need a new food taster. The other one married the cook ... |
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214. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-21 |
| Image Number: |
157028 |
| Caption: |
"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! I've been dating this man for 17 years. How do I get him to pop the big question? Which "big question" is that? "Hey, how come I'm not getting any lovin'?" … or "Hey, where are you going with all your luggage?" ... or "Hey, who's that guy and why are you riding him piggyback and kissing on his neck like that?" Get a clue, lady, he doesn't want you. Move on. Maybe I should give him more time.
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215. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-03 |
| Image Number: |
156477 |
| Caption: |
Allison from my bridge club and her boyfriend are getting married. That's great! What are you giving them? … About three months.
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216. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-02 |
| Image Number: |
155710 |
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You realize we've been fighting in Afghanistan for fifteen years now? The war's old enough to get a work permit. The war's old enough to get married in seven states, with parental consent. The Candorville Chronicle. Trump Hotel Mars not cause of NASA … The war's old enough to be held criminally liable for breaking the law. It's old enough to roll its eyes at its parents and think they don't know anything about anything. Dems consider, reject change. The Afghanistan war is old enough to have read Orwell's "1984," in which he wrote "The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous." Wait ... we're still in Afghanistan? The war is old enough to Google that quote and find out Orwell didn't really write that.
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217. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
155924 |
| Caption: |
Last month I told my boyfriend how rich my grandmother is. Salon. Yeah … ? This Saturday he's going to become my step grandfather.
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218. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
156206 |
| Caption: |
I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.
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219. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
155921 |
| Caption: |
I wish I could meet the right girl and get married. This says half of all marriages end in divorce. And 65% of divorced men get remarried. So my chances are better if I get divorced first!
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220. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
155932 |
| Caption: |
I'm getting married. You're gonna need a bigger hat.
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