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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
144914 |
| Caption: |
You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! I met a lady a while back. We're both stuck in marriages we don't want to be in. We'd rather be together but we don't have the courage to end things. What do you mean "courage"? Ending things isn't "courageous," it's cowardly. Courage means not running from misery, but embracing it, becoming its master, and delivering it upon all those around you with vengeance. |
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202. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
9315 |
| Caption: |
Darling, let's have makeovers and get married. |
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203. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-22 |
| Image Number: |
144681 |
| Caption: |
Mom and dad, what would you say is the secret to your long marriage? Commitment. Your mother knows there's nothing I wouldn't do for her. Is that right, mom? Oh, yes. He's always been very willing to do nothing for me. |
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204. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-14 |
| Image Number: |
144575 |
| Caption: |
Sadie, how can I convince my husband that a vacation is worth paying for? Excellent question. In my day, vacations were an essential component of a successful marriage. I would get two weeks a year to don a bikini, sit on a tropical beach amidst coconuts and oiled-up cabana boys, and recharge my yelling voice. And he would stay home working and have two weeks to live in dread of my imminent return. It was a win-win situation, really. What were we talking about again? Um ... nothing. Thanks. |
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205. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2005-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
9251 |
| Caption: |
Contrary to what you may think, this is not about the cheese! |
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206. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-06-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-06-12 |
| Image Number: |
143106 |
| Caption: |
Tesla. Whatcha doin' Bradster? Shopping for underwear. If I'm gonna be a married man, I gotta upgrade. I'm just trying to decide what Toni might like. Trust me on this, dude: Go commando, like I do. Okay! Thanks, TJ! Move along now. Happy to help. Hey, lemme know when you're ready to talk manscaping. |
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207. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
143433 |
| Caption: |
The philosopher Plato once said … "I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing … and that is that I know nothing." How did he know that? His wife told him. |
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208. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-10 |
| Image Number: |
9070 |
| Caption: |
I guess it's progress. He'll get all weepy now over a great instant replay. |
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209. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
143500 |
| Caption: |
Ernie, this resume you're sending out is torn in half and taped back together! Nice touch, right? I'm applying for a job as a marriage counselor! |
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210. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-12-06 |
| Image Number: |
9010 |
| Caption: |
No problem. I'll come back when you have closure. |
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211. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-25 |
| Image Number: |
141890 |
| Caption: |
When your mother and I were newlyweds she used to always ask me, "What are you thinking, Earl?" Sometimes she'd even wake me up in the middle of the night to ask me what I was thinking. She doesn't do that any more? Nope. She finally realized that generally speaking I'm not thinking anything. |
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212. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
141227 |
| Caption: |
Okay, Marge, you can go, but don't come crawling back to me. |
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213. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
142123 |
| Caption: |
Dear Kevin Bacon, Are you married? Because my girlfriend is in love with you. Her name is "Key Kat" so if you got married she's be "Mrs. Key Kat Bacon." Well that's unfortunate. Yeah. Let's write Jon Hamm. |
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214. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-12 |
| Image Number: |
141815 |
| Caption: |
Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? I'm in love with another man's wife and he found out. We're all supposed to go to the same party next week. But now that he knows … should I still go? Of course. Never run away. But what if he confronts me in front of everyone? I'd be so embarrassed. Just keep repeating Randy's seven golden man-words: "I don't know what you're talking about." |
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215. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-04-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-04-01 |
| Image Number: |
141149 |
| Caption: |
It's the "Ask Sadie" advice hour. "Holden" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! I've been trying to get my wife to watch "The Expanse" on Syfy channel, but she refuses to even give it a chance. She won't watch any of my favorite shows with me. What can I do? YOU CAN GET A LIFE. Or you can continue to bug her about your tv shows, she can leave you for a romantic, oiled-up helicopter pilot, and you can watch your shows with your pet goldfish. I don't have a goldfish. |
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216. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-27 |
| Image Number: |
139651 |
| Caption: |
I can't wait for you to do holey matchimoney, 'cuz then you get lots of babies for me to play with! Uh - actually we're not starting a family right away, Shannon. Brad and I have - And you can smooch any time you want to! And you get a new house! With a swing set and a barn! Wow. Is that everything that happens when you get married? No! You get a new washer machine! And a bike and a pony!! You also get a car with big red bow. And a swimming pool and a wide pick-a-fence and - Sounds a lot better than "move in with TJ to save money". Yeah. Our plans are way off. |
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217. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-10-28 |
| Image Number: |
8669 |
| Caption: |
Ah, honey --- didn't you get to show your badge again today? |
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218. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-16 |
| Image Number: |
140318 |
| Caption: |
We've been together so long, we can finish each other's texts. |
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219. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
139345 |
| Caption: |
I walked by the old oak tree today. What old oak tree? The old oak tree. You know, where I proposed to you under its branches all those years ago. I've always thought of that tree as a fitting symbol of our marriage. That's sweet, but you actually proposed to me in my parents' living room under the cuckoo clock. |
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220. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-10 |
| Image Number: |
138891 |
| Caption: |
Cheer up. At least she didn't get the castle. Divorces granted. |
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