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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-30 |
| Image Number: |
156206 |
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I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.
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202. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-29 |
| Image Number: |
155921 |
| Caption: |
I wish I could meet the right girl and get married. This says half of all marriages end in divorce. And 65% of divorced men get remarried. So my chances are better if I get divorced first!
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203. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
155932 |
| Caption: |
I'm getting married. You're gonna need a bigger hat.
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204. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-21 |
| Image Number: |
155659 |
| Caption: |
Mz. Goose, how come you never got married? Well Rose … I never like to make the same mistake once.
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205. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
155652 |
| Caption: |
My wife keeps trying to get me to stop drinking, stop smoking, stop yelling at the kids … stop forgetting her birthday, stop insulting her mother, and stop leaving the seat up. So I told her "if you really love someone, you don't try to fundamentally transform them." And what'd she say? She said I could fundamentally transform the couch into my bed. Time.
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206. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-11 |
| Image Number: |
156097 |
| Caption: |
Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys! |
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207. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-01 |
| Image Number: |
154621 |
| Caption: |
Once I'm a movie star, I'll have a ton of men. I'll be married long before you will. Yeah. Because you have no standards. Kids 1st. Yes, I do! I want a rich, powerful man who looks good - but not better - next to me at the Oscars. My, such lofty standards. Then, my second husband - Wait - How many do you plan to have? Depends who my leading men are.
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208. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-28 |
| Image Number: |
154620 |
| Caption: |
Brad's wedding must have been sad for your parents. I guess. Seeing him all grown up … starting a new life with his new bride. Kids 1st. No, I mean sad that you'll be living with them forever. I doubt you'll ever be married. Tiffany, I've actually been in a serious relationship, have you? Many! Lots and lots and ... Nuh-uh. I'm talking quality here, not quantity.
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209. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-07-31 |
| Image Number: |
50086 |
| Caption: |
I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep. |
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210. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-08 |
| Image Number: |
153777 |
| Caption: |
TJ's gone! Wanna fill the tub? Light some candles? Sure. But first - Our Budget. Sigh. I know. Budget decisions. How fun. I have an idea. You've heard of strip poker? Ok! Banking decision done! Take off one item of clothing. Are shoes and socks one item or four? Let's say one! Our Budget.
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211. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-06 |
| Image Number: |
153775 |
| Caption: |
TJ! One hour until Toni's home from her shift! I'll clean the bathroom. You on track? Puttin' groceries away, then I'll vac 'n' tidy. 32 minutes! Loading washer! Done in here. Let's get dinner goin'. After this, I'll empty all the trash cans. Man, being married is a lotta work, huh?
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212. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-16 |
| Image Number: |
153410 |
| Caption: |
My second marriage was so bad … it lead me into careless and catastrophic behavior. Like what? My third marriage.
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213. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
152189 |
| Caption: |
You brother's wedding was great. But it sure made me realize something. You're a lousy dancer? That I'm nowhere near ready to get married. There are so many things I really need to do first. Like get my degree, travel the world, visit important museums, tour historic sites, climb the Alps ... Ride in a blimp, learn to speak French, take harp lessons ... Find a guy who wants to marry you ...
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214. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
153531 |
| Caption: |
Six, six, six. Can't you think of anything but six? 42.
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215. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
153086 |
| Caption: |
Taxville Tax Preparation. Put us down as "married, filing miserable."
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216. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-09 |
| Image Number: |
152938 |
| Caption: |
I want a baby, but my husband wants to wait a while. Until when? … Until he's not my husband anymore.
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217. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
152421 |
| Caption: |
Kelly facebooked me the other day. She says she's getting married … Dr. Noodle … but that thoughts of me keep tugging at her heart. I replied I didn't know whether to be happy for her, and she wrote she didn't know either. So I wrote "don't marry him!" Why do you care? I don't care. I'm way over her. I never even think about her anymore. I just think that, generally speaking, nobody should marry anyone if they're not sure it's going to make them happy. My concern is for all of Kellykind. Do you mean "mankind"? What did I say?
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218. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
152866 |
| Caption: |
It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.
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219. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-07 |
| Image Number: |
152188 |
| Caption: |
Thank you for all your work, TJ, on our wedding AND on our home. Yeah. We really appreciate it. Well, maybe not the wallpaper … Well, off to my shift. Bye. So! Enjoying domestic bliss? Not yet.
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220. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
152865 |
| Caption: |
Mort tells me he used to be a bold man. I was. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. He tells me he was an assertive man. Very. Well where is THAT Mort! I want that Mort! Be assertive! I command it!!! Assertive my left foot. I'm being assertive by refusing to be assertive.
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