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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-15 |
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2019-10-15 |
| Image Number: |
179812 |
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Salesman of the year Nat Feller. Congratulation, Nat. Thanks, Picasso. How're you going to spend that bonus money? I don't know. On more red MAGA hats?!! That's me in a Santa hat at the children's hospital. Cont --->
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-30 |
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2019-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
178274 |
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I'm unpoor! You're what? You're looking at an employed man. After seven years of unemployment, I just got a job at Walmart. It pays slightly more than minimum wage. Congrats. The first thing I'm going to do with my newfound wealth is buy a new pair of boxers. I haven't bought a new pair of boxers since 2012. America is great again, baby!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-23 |
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2019-06-23 |
| Image Number: |
178215 |
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One pair of Levis, please. Which cut? Extra-slim cut. Ripped or not ripped? What? Smooth or corrugated? Uniform or multicolored? Studded or non-studded? Built-in-Millennial-charger-pocket or Boomer regular? MAGA red or Dem lining. Just plain old regular jeans. That'll be $250. What?! Special order. We don't make 'em anymore.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-11 |
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2018-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
167702 |
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Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-11 |
| Image Number: |
167765 |
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Told you fellers Trump would make America great ag'n. He weren't lyin', neither. At&T gave out bonuses. Sure they laid off a buncha folks at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, so that don't count. Wal-Mart gave a buncha workers raises … An' they laid off a buncha folks at Sam's Club at the same time, but twasn't none of them me, go that don't count. MAGA. Over a hundred companies are givin' out one-time $1000 bonuses an' sayin' it's 'cause of the billions of dollars in tax cuts they got. During the last gilded age, the robber barons sometimes handed out pocket change to the poor. They were placating the masses who wanted to break up their huge, unscrupulous, slave-wage-paying corporations. Sounds like fake hist'ry to me. Just saying, $1000 isn't much to pay for pitchfork insurance. We eat the poor.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-07 |
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2017-08-07 |
| Image Number: |
161291 |
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Seven Years Ago. Can you believe they're ramming Obamacare through with no votes from Republicans and only a year of hearings and stuff? Horrible leadership!!! Two Weeks Ago. Can you believe they're ramming Trumpcare through with no votes from Democrats and no hearings or anything? Amazing leadership!!! Color-blinded. What? MAGA.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-24 |
| Image Number: |
155929 |
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Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Britain." Specifically about how a recent poll shows that nearly half of Britain misses Colonialism. They miss the day when they rounded up natives into camps, massacred them, tortured them into submission, ethnically cleansed whole regions, carved up their lands into arbitrary countries and made them all play cricket. Before I open the line to callers, I'm warning you, there will be a strict limit on the number of "Make Britain Great Again" jokes I will allow.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-01 |
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2017-01-01 |
| Image Number: |
152000 |
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Quadruple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. Doctor's orders. Doctors schmoctors. What do those ivy league elitists know? Pardon? If I think caffeine's exactly what I need, who are they to tell me otherwise? They're your doctors. How condescending of these arrogant "doctors" to think they know more than I do about my own bone strength and blood pressure. This is Donald Trump's America. Where the homespun beliefs of the common man trump the knowledge of specialists. Make my coffee great again!!! Nice try, Uncle Mort.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-30 |
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2016-10-30 |
| Image Number: |
149667 |
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What do you mean you're already dressed for the Halloween party? I'm going as a man who's been so crushed by the crumbling economy that he's sunk into a deep, dark chasm of despair … A man who feels so powerless and frustrated that he'll vote to overturn the rotten system, even if it means voting for a bigoted, thin-skinned, narcissistic chicken little who's always taken advantage of that system. Dios mio. Can't you tell? Make America Great Again.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-24 |
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2016-10-24 |
| Image Number: |
147985 |
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The fly in my soup is orange, and he says he's running for president. He's wearing a cap that reads, "make soup great again." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-11 |
| Image Number: |
147720 |
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Remember that time Donald Trump tried to "reach out to black voters"? Of course. That was just last month. The same day he tried to "reach out," he was asked about his "Make America Great Again" thing. They asked him what period in American history was "great." Trump said the '80s and the Industrial Revolution era, which was in the 1800s. In the '80s, there was that "drug war" that put more black people in jail than white people for havin' basically the same drugs. Plus we had to wear them short gym shorts. No dude should wear shorts that short. Ever. For a couple obvious reasons ... An' if there's one way to reach out to black people, it's to tell us the 1800s was good times. Just to be fair, there's no evidence he actually knows what happened in the 1800s. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-14 |
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2014-12-14 |
| Image Number: |
119390 |
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Oh but they’re weird and they're wonderful. She got electric boots, a mohair suit. You know I read it in a maga-zi-i-i-i-i-ne. -M-M-M-Minnie and the Jets!!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-02-15 |
| Image Number: |
75582 |
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I went to a Krav Maga class. Yeah? Wha'd you learn? That I'm not a fighter. I'm a wimpy nerd who will always be victimized by big macho guys. Not always, Gunth. In a few years, you'll be a honcho at Apple and the machos will be warehouse grunts. All you gotta do is survive high school. Wonder how much a bodyguard costs? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
75581 |
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What can you expect from Krav Maga? Pain. LOTS of pain. You'll do kicks, hits, throws, holds - All of 'em will hurt. You'll do wrestling, grappling, sparring, and LOTS of calisthenics. You will work and your will feel it. Any questions? Yes. What's your refund policy? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-02-13 |
| Image Number: |
75580 |
| Caption: |
ONE WEEK LATER. Hm ... KRAV MAGA. New classes starting now! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-02-07 |
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2012-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
75369 |
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What's this? "Krav Maga for Dummies". Krav Maga is a self-defense system. Wow. I see. I want to be prepared when Leslie Knox comes after me. So you'll smack him with this book? Be careful, Knute, or I'll have to go hammerfist on you. |
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