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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-11 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-11 Pub. Date: 2016-12-11
Image Number: 151363
Caption: Grandpa's 97th birthday is coming up. I have no idea how to time my gifts for him. Dr. Noodle. What do you mean "time" gifts? One year, I bought him a new set of dominoes, and he hated it. He gave it to the mailman. The next year, my sister bought him the very same set, and he loved it. He brags about it to me all the time. The next year, I bought him a gold pocket watch. He gave that to the pizza delivery guy. My sister gave him the same one the following year and he loves it so much that he's always putting it in my face and asking me what time it is. Maybe we should talk about the concept of "denial." Ok. But after we talk about why I keep picking the right presents in the wrong years.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-18 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-18 Pub. Date: 2016-08-18
Image Number: 147388
Caption: Susan's out of town next week. Momma's got plans. My old boss is going to be on a fishing trip. My mailman is going to be eloping in Vegas. The corner hobo is going to be out of town at a convention. Ok, now I'm feelin' a little less honored that you asked me to watch yo' son for you. Just don't tattoo him like you did my goldfish.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-08-17 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-08-17 Pub. Date: 2016-08-17
Image Number: 147387
Caption: Hi, momma, how are you? I need to go overseas for a week. Wanna watch your grandson? … Oh … a cruise? Who with? Aunt Alta Faye? Aunt Laverne? Aunt Julie? Please tell me "the mailman" is a long-lost aunt. Is it possible when I person says, "I'm packing 50 Shades of Gray," she's talking about hats? ... Please say yes.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-06-10 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-06-10 Pub. Date: 2016-06-10
Image Number: 144223
Caption: You told Clyde how you met this chick from Vancouver. You told your therapist how you met her. You told the mailman how you met her. But you never told me. I'm supposed to be your best friend, Lemont. I thought we tell each other everything. Oh. Well, I didn't tell you because I didn't want you to plant a bunch of negative thoughts about her in my head. You always seem to despise any woman I date. That's not true. I thought Kimani was a lovely woman. Kimani? That was in preschool, Susan ... and you convinced me she was only interested in my Raggedy Andy.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-13 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-13 Pub. Date: 2014-03-13
Image Number: 108530
Caption: Susan's out of town next week. Momma's got plans. My old boss is going to be on a fishing trip. My mailman is going to be eloping in Vegas. The corner hobo is going to be out of town at a convention. Ok, now I'm feelin' a little less honored that you asked me to watch yo' son for you. Just don't tattoo him like you did my goldfish.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-03-12 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-03-12 Pub. Date: 2014-03-12
Image Number: 108529
Caption: Hi, momma, how are you? I need to go overseas for a week. Wanna watch your grandson? … Oh … a cruise? Who with? Aunt Alta Faye? Aunt Laverne? Aunt Julie? Please tell me "the mailman" is a long-lost aunt. Is it possible when a person says, "I'm packing 50 shades of gray," she's talking about hats? ... Please say yes.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-16 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-16 Pub. Date: 2013-10-16
Image Number: 102720
Caption: Man, Clyde, my son's lisp is driving me crazy. Half the time, I have no idea what he's saying. "The Dude Abides." Thug 4 Life. It's unfortunate you can't stand listening to your own kid, bro. What? That's not what I said. That gon' mess up his self-esteem when I'm forced to tell him about it. (A) I'm still not loaning you $2, and (B) extortion is illegal unless you're in congress. So you're refusing to have a "conversation"?
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-27 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-27 Pub. Date: 2013-01-27
Image Number: 92212
Caption: Today is my grandpa's 94th birthday. I went shopping for a gift. Then I remembered … Dr. Noodle. A few years ago, he tried teaching me to play dominoes. We'd play with his beat up, weathered dominoes that looked older than my dad … Later, when I was vacationing in Mexico, I bought him a new set of dominoes, hand-carved from obsidian, with jade inlays. I carried it through the jungle for weeks, gave it to him for his 90th birthday. A week later he gave it to the mailman. Old people have old things because of sentimental value. This year I'm getting him oatmeal.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-18 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-18 Pub. Date: 2012-05-18
Image Number: 80979
Caption: 1982. Do you get an allowance? I'll put it this way … I'm not allowed to play house, mailman, pizza-delivery-guy (whatever that means) or hockey. I'm not allowed to cross the street, say hi to strangers, read in the dark, sit close to the TV, talk back, spit, slouch, stay up late or eat without saying grace ... Never mind, Lemont. I AM allowed to do what I'm told.
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-11-03 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-11-03 Pub. Date: 2010-11-03
Image Number: 53692
Caption: Hello, you've reached Loafer Meeks, "The Law Guy"! This outgoing message is brought to you by that homeless man in the alley. Wanna get rid of that annoying pocket-jingle caused by spare change? Stop by today for service with a smile! I can't wait till this recession is over. Also brought to you by Preparation I ... for when H just doesn't cut it.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-21 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-21 Pub. Date: 2010-01-21
Image Number: 43149
Caption: Intensive Care. Hold on, the media reported you were here. This letter came for you today. Dear Lemont Brown, In your book "Katrina's Ghost," you interviewed the ghost of a man who sacrificed his own life to save his wife during Hurricane Katrina. The story touched me more than you could ever imagine, because that man was my husband. And I'll be seeing him soon. Please write back so I can thank you personally. * *Writing back will enroll you in a Feudalbanc Massacard's credit protection program. These people are tricky.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-04 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-08-04 Pub. Date: 2006-08-04
Image Number: 14294
Caption: C-dog's incredibly bad advice $2 My girl cheats all the time. With mailmen, cable guys… with anyone! Here's what you do. Tell her… Tell her… Dag, bruh, it's way too complicated. Tell you what… Give me her number, and I'll tell her for you. Wow, thanks, C-dog!
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-29 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-29 Pub. Date: 2008-05-29
Image Number: 23766
Caption: I'm not gay, I swear. I didn't really divorce my wife and marry Lance the mailman. I made it all up to illustrate how letting gays marry destroys traditional marriage and makes people gay. Lilly and I are still happily married. Repeat that part. It destroys traditional marriage. The other part. It makes people gay?
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-27 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-27 Pub. Date: 2008-05-27
Image Number: 23764
Caption: You left your wife and married Lance the mailman? I had no choice. California legalized gay marriage. Obviously, that meant traditional marriage must die, and we must all turn gay. So instead of waiting for the inevitable, I figured I'd just get it over with now. Some people will do anything to prove a point. Don't tell Lance about me and Arnold.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-26 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-26 Pub. Date: 2008-05-26
Image Number: 23763
Caption: See, I was right all along! Letting gays marry ruins the whole institution of marriage! The California Supreme Court ruled that gays can marry just two weeks ago… …and already, I've left my wife and kids and married Lance, the mailman. Say what? @#$% activist judges made me gay.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-27 mailman 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-27 Pub. Date: 2008-01-27
Image Number: 21360
Caption: Thank you for calling your Candortel voice mail. Main menu. To listen to your messages, press 1. Hello, you have reached a person who obviously doesn't exist. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm too busy calling an ungrateful little man... What the...? ...Who's too busy runnin' around with his little no-good friends to care whether other people are alive or dead. For all this little man knows, I'm callin' him from beyond the cold and lonely grave. Note to self: call Momma. Maybe I'm a ghost. Maybe I'm a vengeful spirit waitin' ta whup somebody's behind all up an' down the afterlife.
     
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