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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-15 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-15 Pub. Date: 2018-08-15
Image Number: 173523
Caption: The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour presents: A True Confession. After days of denials, I can no longer keep the truth from my fans. There was a point several years ago where I showed kindness to rudy. I ask your forgiveness. Am I the only one having trouble following.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-08-05 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-08-05 Pub. Date: 2018-08-05
Image Number: 173107
Caption: Win-win. Whenever I hear that from you, I want to hide under the counter. New research shows the only proven way to prolong life is caloric restriction. Eat less, live longer. Introducing our new breakfast meal plan: The Fountain of Youth. You get half a muffin and half a glass of water. Sounds meager. Exactly. That's why we're charging $16. But a full muffin only costs $4. And it won't prolong your life. Can you even put a price on immortality? How much should we charge for an empty plate of air? Priceless.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-24 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-24 Pub. Date: 2018-05-24
Image Number: 171809
Caption: Boss … I just got a memo saying you want me to work longer shifts. But I already work 18 hours a day. I need to sleep. Traitor. Spain is considering doing away with the siesta. No more mid-afternoon naps or three-hour lunch breaks. Spain is the most valuable ally we've ever had in the history of our country. We've got to stand by them by eliminating our own unnecessary frivolities. Very. Bad. Man. Also, Spain's minimum wage is about $5.87. e must stand with Spain.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-03-03 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-03-03 Pub. Date: 2018-03-03
Image Number: 168938
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: Bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hid anything. I think it's about time our café took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay. That's why I've arranged for you to hand "campaign donations" to several city councilmembers. This doesn't have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it? People should never have to forego life's finer things just to go to the beach.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-11 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-11 Pub. Date: 2018-01-11
Image Number: 167107
Caption: I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Whatever, dork-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-01 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-01 Pub. Date: 2017-11-01
Image Number: 164423
Caption: Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-22 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-22 Pub. Date: 2017-09-22
Image Number: 162864
Caption: Seriously, boss? I'm no longer allowed to talk about astronomy at work? Why? It's just bad for business. What if I want to get a huge merger approved so I could finally achieve my lifelong dream of having a monopoly of my very own? The government's not exactly science-friendly these days. I don't want them throwing up roadblocks just because my minion aid something that pressed their buttons. Did you know Venus is a dead world because of global warming? Stop that.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-28 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-28 Pub. Date: 2017-01-28
Image Number: 153712
Caption: I just edited your Wikipedia entry. Whoopty doo. Tap tap tap tap tap. You'll be happy to know you are no longer the last of your kind, Sadie. Astronomers have discovered another supermassive black hole that expels nearly as much hot air as you do. You're now listed under "oppressive objects that burp out galactic gas." I will exact revenge at a time and place of my choosing.
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-29 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-29 Pub. Date: 2016-11-29
Image Number: 151569
Caption: I'm dropping you. I'm no longer going to be your personal "alpha male" trainer. What?! But … but … but I need you, Randy! I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you to teach me. I'm nothing without you. Nothing! Great scott … it's like you didn't even read chapter one: Reject the Rejector. I can see we have a lot more work to do. Um ... I mean "Whatever. See you around."
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-29 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 147931
Caption: I just edited your Wikipedia entry. I still neither know nor care what that means. Tap tap tap tap tap. It means you're no longer known as "the last surviving Neanderthal on earth." Scientists now think Neanderthals were kinder and smarter than homo sapiens. Which made them highly desirable as mates, so homo sapiens basically interbred with them until they were gone. You're now classified as a fossilized armadillopithecine, which was so undesirable that nobody wanted to interbreed with it. And yet I've still had more dates than you.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-14 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-14 Pub. Date: 2016-04-14
Image Number: 141817
Caption: Boss … I just got a memo saying you want me to work longer shifts. But I already work 18 hours a day. I need to sleep. Traitor. Spain is considering doing away with the siesta. No more mid-afternoon naps or three-hour lunch breaks. Spain is the most valuable ally we've ever had in the history of our country. We've got to stand by them by eliminating our own unnecessary frivolities. Very. Bad. Man. Also, Spain's minimum wage is about $5.87. We must stand with Spain.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-03 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-03 Pub. Date: 2016-02-03
Image Number: 138612
Caption: I suppose you're wondering why I summoned you, minion. Not really, boss. I've noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller. So small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything. I think it's about time our café took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay. That's why I've arranged for you to hand "campaign donations" to several city councilmembers. This doesn't have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it? People should never have to forego life's finer things just to go to the beach.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-30 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-30 Pub. Date: 2015-12-30
Image Number: 137200
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: "Star Wars." Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. YOU PEOPLE TODAY HAVE THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A CHIMPANZEE!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said.
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-08 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-08 Pub. Date: 2015-12-08
Image Number: 136280
Caption: That time you realized your hashtags were longer than your message. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat. Tap tap tap. #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigoh #seriously? #wontSomebodyThinkofTheChildren? Error: You have exceeded the number of characters allowed. Delete delete delete. That time you. #irony #wow #epiphany #wakeupCall #lesson #stopthat #omg #thwarted #notgood #somethingsWrongHere #spiritualawakening #myword #ohlawdy #wthigoh #seriously? #wontSomebodyThinkofTheChildren?
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-15 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-15 Pub. Date: 2015-10-15
Image Number: 133873
Caption: I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Tap tap tap tap tap. Whatever, dork-boy. You're no longer the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. It turns out you had an undetected genetic mutation that led to extreme, continuous belching. I'm afraid you didn't make it. You and I are about to have a lot in common.
     
16. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-15 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-15 Pub. Date: 2015-04-15
Image Number: 125626
Caption: I'm dropping you. I'm no longer going to be your personal "alpha male" trainer. What?! But … but … but I need you, Randy! I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you to teach me. I'm nothing without you. Nothing! Great Scott … it's like you didn't even read chapter one: Reject the Rejector. I can see we have a lot more work to do. Um ... I meant "Whatever. See you around."
     
17. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-13 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-13 Pub. Date: 2015-02-13
Image Number: 122756
Caption: Haven't your eyes gotten tired of reading after 150 years? If you're waiting for that to get a rise out of me … you'll be waiting longer than your impatient, addle-brained, flimsy, flighty, plastic, flashing, tweeting, beeping and booping attention-deficit-disordered generation is capable of waiting. You might as well pull up a chair. Get cozy. I wasn't listening to what you just said, but I'm calling you old! I'll respond to that when I've finished this chapter.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-31 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-31 Pub. Date: 2014-08-31
Image Number: 114993
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19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-13 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-13 Pub. Date: 2014-08-13
Image Number: 114989
Caption: Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids? Because if you do, that means I'm next in line. So the longer you put it off, the more time I've got. I don’t think I'm done sowing my wild oats. More like "domesticated oatmeal" in your case. Hey, I'm thinking of thinking of asking someone out.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-12 longer 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-12 Pub. Date: 2014-06-12
Image Number: 112391
Caption: On today's Sadie Cohen Radio Hour, we'll be discussing a burning topic … Superhero movies have only six years left before they're consigned to the dustbin of cinematic history. Cowboy movies were popular for 40 years. But that's back when people actually had a longer attention span than the average housefly's. I bet most of you don't even recall the topic of today's discussion. Supermarkets? Cows?
     
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