What're you eating, grampa? Lone Ranger toast. It's toast with butter and cinnamon on it. Why is it called Lone Ranger toast? I call it that because I used to eat it while watching 'The Lone Ranger' show on tv. Actually, that's not true. We didn't have a tv. I listened on the radio. No, that's a lie! We didn't have electricity or a radio, so I just pretended to listen to 'The Lone Ranger' show! Truth be told, we didn't have cinnamon either, it was just plain old toast.