The Pickles family would like to wish you a joyful Christmas and Happy Holiday with the homemade fruitcake. It also makes a colorful Yule log or a handy doorstop.
What's the matter, Earl, are you cold? Freezing! My dad used to say, "Chop your own wood and it'll warm you twice." I've got a better one. "Turn up the darn thermostat. It'll warm me up all day and I won't die of a heart attack from chopping wood."