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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-14 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-14 Pub. Date: 2019-07-14
Image Number: 178556
Caption: According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they're experiencing all that. If we're artificially intelligent Sims, then anything is possible. What time travel to be possible? Just wait for the Great Programmer to install the "time travel" expansion pack. Want to live forever? Get him to install the "immortality" expansion pack. According to Elon Musk, I'm one expansion pack away from being a billionaire playboy. Nothing doing. the Great Programmer exhausted all his "miracle" expansion packs 2,000 years ago. But he's still got some "delusion" expansions. (This cartoon was originally published on 2016-07-10).
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-09 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-09 Pub. Date: 2019-01-09
Image Number: 175738
Caption: The universe is expanding so fast that in one trillion years, all evidence of the Big Bang will have disappeared from view. Oh wow. About 600 million years from now, earth will experience its very last solar eclipse. In less than 100 million years Saturn's rings will be gone. It's amazing that we live at exactly the right time to witness these things. That's a beautiful point, Lemont. You should stop there. In just one year, Game of Thrones will be over forever.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-28 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-28 Pub. Date: 2018-11-28
Image Number: 175156
Caption: You're on The Ask Sadie Show. What's your problem?! I'm conflicted about the year 2050. In 2050, we'll have several technologies that could let us live forever. No one born after around 1970 might ever have to die. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time a narcissistic caller called someone born way before 1970, just to say he won't have to die, but she will. I will find you and take you with me. Might be for the best. If there is an afterlife, I wouldn't want to miss out on it.
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-27 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-27 Pub. Date: 2018-11-27
Image Number: 175155
Caption: Think about it: In the year 2050, we'll be able to 3-D print replacement organs. In 2050, we'll be able to reverse the aging of our cells. In 2050, we'll be able to transfer our minds to the cloud, live forever in a virtual world, or inhabit androids to live forever in the physical world. After the year 2050, no one in our generation might ever have to die. I like it when you're optimistic, Lemont. With my luck, I'll get hit by a bus in 2049.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-26 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-26 Pub. Date: 2018-10-26
Image Number: 174604
Caption: 'Sup, Big L?* *We now have more years behind us than we have ahead of us. What's up, Clyde?* *Yeah. I used to feel I'd have time to see everything there was to see 'cause I was going to live forever. Cough cough?* *I'm not ready to grow old, Lemont. Yawn* *I don't know how to cope with it either.
     
6. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-06-04 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-06-04 Pub. Date: 2018-06-04
Image Number: 172068
Caption: Has it occurred to you, Rosencrantz, that we are never there? Wherever we are at any given moment is but a rest stop on a journey form where we were to where we are headed. All of existence is in motion. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if some great being would put its finger on existence and bring it to a halt. Even the great finger could not remain there forever, for the finger is always on a journey to somewhere else. I sense this thesis is about to go sideways, Tyrone.
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-07 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-07 Pub. Date: 2017-10-07
Image Number: 163375
Caption: You know the best part of having a child, Clyde? Less frustration. Maybe we won't cure death in my lifetime. Maybe I'll never be rich. Maybe I'll never walk on Mars. But there's a chance my son will live forever. Maybe my son will strike it rich. Maybe my son will someday set foot on another world. Maybe my son will have a friend who pays back the $2 he owes him. Maybe you so won't be passive-aggressive.
     
8. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-04-30 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-04-30 Pub. Date: 2016-04-30
Image Number: 142414
Caption: Why do I keep a journal of my son's firsts? Because they're precious moments. Why they "precious"? … Because they happen once and then they're gone forever, living only in a parent's memories. Is they still precious if they ALSO live on in your hard drive, the NSA files and Edward Snowman's briefcase? First time I've ever heard Clyde be so deep. Yeah. I wish I'd recorded that. You ain't never learnin'. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-04-02).
     
9. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-07 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-07 Pub. Date: 2014-10-07
Image Number: 117063
Caption: Clyde, would you want to live forever? Nah, dawg, that'd ruin erethang. We all go through life with one goal: to live just long enough to outlive erebody who know about all the bad @$%# we done, and then it's like none of that @$#% ever happened. All of a sudden I feel less warm and fuzzy about all the times you've asked me how I'm doing. How you feelin', bruh?
     
10. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-06 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-06 Pub. Date: 2014-10-06
Image Number: 117062
Caption: If we could live forever, I think that would put an end to violence. Really? Yeah. Most violence is just a symptom of out short time-horizon. We only have a few decades to live, so we're all desperate to get what we can while we can. Did you know some turtles are practically immortal? Turtles? When's the last time you saw a turtle launch a cruise missile at anyone. Dios mio. And turtle drive-by's are almost unheard of.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-02 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-02 Pub. Date: 2014-04-02
Image Number: 109563
Caption: Why do I keep a journal of my son's firsts? Because they're precious moments. Why they "precious"? … Because they happen once and then they're gone forever, living only in a parent's memories. Is they still precious if they ALSO live on in your hard drive, the NSA files and Edward Snowman's briefcase? First time I've ever heard Clyde be so deep. Yeah. I wish I'd recorded that. You ain't never learnin'.
     
12. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-03-29 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-03-29 Pub. Date: 2012-03-29
Image Number: 77953
Caption: According to Zeno's paradox, you and I would be immortal, Rosencrantz. If life is a journey toward death, then to arrive at that destination we'd first have to travel half a life. Then half our remaining life, and so on; infinitely forever. But you're overlooking one crucial flaw in that theory. What flaw is that. Zeno's dead.
     
13. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-02-05 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-02-05 Pub. Date: 2012-02-05
Image Number: 75448
Caption: I'm thinking of coming out, Susan. I've been keeping it a secret since … Forever. I guess I've been ashamed. But that's selfish of me. To spare myself the social stigma, I've been living a lie. But that just reinforces the idea that it's wrong for people like me to be how we are. It's important for each of us to speak up, to say who we are, because there's safety in numbers. When people realize they know one of us ... ... Then all of a sudden we don't seem so weird or scary or ... wrong. After all these years ... It's time for me to admit I thought Star Trek: Voyager was a great show. Dios Mio, nobody cares about Star Track. TREK!
     
14. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-03-17 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-03-17 Pub. Date: 2009-03-17
Image Number: 30974
Caption: "Technology finally caught up to the vampire Roxanne's dream. She had a baby, and the prophecy came true. "She became invulnerable. She walked in the sun. She knew the taste of garlic twisty bread. "…But she'd never read the WHOLE prophecy. "If a single drop of blood from any animal, living or dead, touched her lips, she would lose it all again, forever. And her APR would shoot up to 29.99%. Fine print's always a killer.
     
15. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-27 live forever 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-28 Pub. Date: 2005-11-27
Image Number: 12324
Caption: Thank you for calling Cittobank Vistacard. For your convenience we have switched to a voice-automated system. To hear your outstanding balance, please say "How much do I owe?" To check your available balance, please say "How much credit do I have?" To request a credit limit increase, say "Please help me live beyond my means and ruin my credit -- So I'll have to remain with Cittobank forever because no other company in their right mind would give me a credit card." At least they're honest. To speak with a representative, please say "I'm read to be condescended to by someone from a call center in India."
     
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