You're not doing anything. How about folding a little laundry? Sproing! I just remembered I need to go rotate my tires or something.
Here's a quote fro Art Buchwald, "The best things is life aren't thongs." That seems odd. It’s probably a typo. It should say, "The best things in life aren't things." Yeah. You're probably right. Although it could apply to thongs too. Those things look really uncomfortable.