I dreamt last night you were clipping your toenails and a toenail clipping flew up your nose. That wasn't a dream. It really happened. Well, you do clip your toenails a lot. So? So, statistically speaking, it was bound to happen sooner or later.
So you're saying that since married men live about ten years longer than unmarried men … therefore in all likelihood I'd probably be dead now if it weren't for you? Correct. Hm. I believe the phrase you're searching for is thank you.