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1. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-27 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-27 Pub. Date: 2019-05-27
Image Number: 177788
Caption: How come all your social media say you at the National Writers Society annual convention right now? You was there last week. You here now, bruh. Isn't it obvious, Clyde? I don't want burglars to know when I'm not in town. That's just paranoid, Big L. Since when is it paranoid to always time-shift my life by one week? There wasn't -- I mean, there prolly wasn't nothin' in your apartment worth stealin' no way.
     
2. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-05-26 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-05-26 Pub. Date: 2019-05-26
Image Number: 177644
Caption: The next song is about a lonely, forlorn loser … unlucky in love and in life - who finds himself alone in a bar on a Saturday night - at closing time … Any resemblance to balding person in a tie who keep yelling whipping post! is purely coincidental. Freebird.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-12 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-12 Pub. Date: 2019-04-12
Image Number: 177117
Caption: What you just say life is? A parade of air-bursting bolides. When an extremely bright meteor hurtles toward earth, it's a bolide. If it blows up when it enters our atmosphere instead of impacting the surface … that's an airburst. Every opportunity we miss. Every time we narrowly avoid death. Every time we didn't eat a burrito that had just gone bad ... You tellin' me that burrito I snuck from you was old? Some bolides explode elsewhere.
     
4. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-03-30 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-03-30 Pub. Date: 2019-03-30
Image Number: 176825
Caption: Life humbles you as you get older. You realize how much time you've wasted on nonsense. Hello, Earl. I see you're talking to someone on your own intellectual level. Hello, nonsense.
     
5. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-17 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-14 Pub. Date: 2003-03-17
Image Number: 4491
Caption: Hopefully, I can learn from my mistakes and pay more attention to details next time.
     
6. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-16 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-13 Pub. Date: 2003-03-16
Image Number: 4490
Caption: Wow - a whole room of stop-action. (Visitors tour museum room of paintings.)
     
7. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-15 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-12 Pub. Date: 2003-03-15
Image Number: 4489
Caption: Dinner already? Where does the time go?!! (Dog surprised at his mealtime.)
     
8. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2007-08-30 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2019-03-06 Pub. Date: 2007-08-30
Image Number: 18410
Caption: I've got to go… I don't want to use up my minutes. Your cell phone minutes? My life minutes.
     
9. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-31 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-01 Pub. Date: 2003-03-31
Image Number: 4505
Caption: Unstructured work time. (Messy worker hides under desk.)
     
10. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-02-10 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-02-10 Pub. Date: 2019-02-10
Image Number: 176325
Caption: Auto Show. My car and I both struggle to get going on a winter morning and tend to overheat in the summer. Also, both cars and people will keep running longer if a regular maintenance program is followed. Yeah, but a minivan will always be a minivan and a sedan will always be a sedan. I went from being a little kid to a lean young man to being a pot-bellied middle aged man. Completely unlike cars, people will be multiple different body types over a lifetime!
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-19 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-19 Pub. Date: 2019-01-19
Image Number: 175845
Caption: I've never had so many people tell me to go !@#$ myself in my whole entire life, Susan. All I did was write an article called It's Time to Make Private Schools Illegal. You did what? The theory is, if the children of millionaires and billionaires had to go to public school, you can bet they'd make sure our public school systems were amazing. It's not a bad idea. Half the comments I got misspelled !@#$. So I wrote another article about how that proved my point.
     
12. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-05-21 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-01-18 Pub. Date: 2003-05-21
Image Number: 4007
Caption: I've got a doctor's note. I'm not supposed to carry more than ten times my weight.
     
13. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-05-14 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-01-09 Pub. Date: 2003-05-14
Image Number: 3910
Caption: I wish I could have lived during gentler times, assuming I could have been the same unscrupulous schmuck I am now.
     
14. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-02-06 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2018-12-21 Pub. Date: 2003-02-06
Image Number: 3761
Caption: (No caption.) A baby bear snuggles up with a plush trash can in bed.
     
15. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-02-03 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2018-12-05 Pub. Date: 2003-02-03
Image Number: 3758
Caption: Well, 18 years and three broken marriages later.
     
16. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2018-12-02 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2018-12-02 Pub. Date: 2018-12-02
Image Number: 174978
Caption: Shopping Club. Q-Tips. Did you see that? Holy moly! That's the biggest box of Q-Tips I've ever seen!! Swipe. How many Q-Tips were in it? The package said one-thousand fifty. That's a lifetime supply of Q-Tips! He'll never have to buy Q-Tips again. Who needs that many Q-Tips anyway. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Honey I'm home. Did you get the Q-Tips? Q-Tips.
     
17. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2018-12-01 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2018-12-01 Pub. Date: 2018-12-01
Image Number: 175145
Caption: I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom.
     
18. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-28 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-28 Pub. Date: 2018-11-28
Image Number: 175156
Caption: You're on The Ask Sadie Show. What's your problem?! I'm conflicted about the year 2050. In 2050, we'll have several technologies that could let us live forever. No one born after around 1970 might ever have to die. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time a narcissistic caller called someone born way before 1970, just to say he won't have to die, but she will. I will find you and take you with me. Might be for the best. If there is an afterlife, I wouldn't want to miss out on it.
     
19. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-01-27 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2018-11-27 Pub. Date: 2003-01-27
Image Number: 3751
Caption: 200 was a big one.
     
20. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-11-25 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-11-25 Pub. Date: 2018-11-25
Image Number: 174819
Caption: This is the Hallmark Channel. Tonight on the Andy Griffith Show, little Opie Taylor gets … recruited into the Nazi party, only here on the History Channel. But first, Ancient Aliens … were easily confirmed for lifetime appointments to the federal courts. Fox News reports that most senators ... were totally rubber stamps! ... You've been watching Top Ten Favorite Office Supplies. If you like our content, do all the Youtube things: Like, share, and ... set fire to the Reichstag, giving Hitler an excuse to demand almost-unlimited emergency powers. Despite the evidence, he blamed it on a devious liberal conspiracy to subvert ... Gilligan, Mary Ann, and the Skipper, too.
     
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