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1. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-08-20 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-08-20 Pub. Date: 2019-08-20
Image Number: 179016
Caption: Carl Sandburg said Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest other people spend it for you. True. I've spent a lot of coins on this bench with you that I'll never get back.
     
2. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-23 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-23 Pub. Date: 2019-07-23
Image Number: 178670
Caption: What are you so happy about, Lemont? Well, this morning Lionel and I had breakfast at Pancake-ville. When it came time to calculate a tip, I asked my phone What's 22% of $22.22? and my phone told me. That's when it occurred to me, we're living in the future! We have electric cars, drones, instant knowledge at our fingertips ... It's the future I've dreamt of my entire life! (Sigh) ... you always did hate math. Only in the future can a man track down his old math teacher on Facebook and gloat.
     
3. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-14 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-14 Pub. Date: 2019-07-14
Image Number: 178556
Caption: According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they're experiencing all that. If we're artificially intelligent Sims, then anything is possible. What time travel to be possible? Just wait for the Great Programmer to install the "time travel" expansion pack. Want to live forever? Get him to install the "immortality" expansion pack. According to Elon Musk, I'm one expansion pack away from being a billionaire playboy. Nothing doing. the Great Programmer exhausted all his "miracle" expansion packs 2,000 years ago. But he's still got some "delusion" expansions. (This cartoon was originally published on 2016-07-10).
     
4. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-07-14 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-07-14 Pub. Date: 2019-07-14
Image Number: 178557
Caption: … and that's how I learned that the name of the killer is … enjoy Coca Cola … Nnnoooooooo. Is it intelligent life? Just the opposite. NASA. Another digital televisions recorder stopped recording right before the end of a show. It's how the world will end.
     
5. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-07-07 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-07-07 Pub. Date: 2019-07-07
Image Number: 178419
Caption: Do you think there's life after death, Clyde? 'Course there is, Big L. You know how much death there been? What do you mean? It's been calculated that in all the time people been here, 100.8 billion of them have died. But C-Dog still here, bruh. This isn't all about you, Clyde. Ask Socrates if this all about me ... Oh, you can't.'Cause he dead. An' I ain't. Good talk, Clyde.
     
6. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-07-02 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-07-02 Pub. Date: 2019-07-02
Image Number: 178331
Caption: Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go. (Published originally on March 6, 2014.)
     
7. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-27 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-27 Pub. Date: 2019-05-27
Image Number: 177788
Caption: How come all your social media say you at the National Writers Society annual convention right now? You was there last week. You here now, bruh. Isn't it obvious, Clyde? I don't want burglars to know when I'm not in town. That's just paranoid, Big L. Since when is it paranoid to always time-shift my life by one week? There wasn't -- I mean, there prolly wasn't nothin' in your apartment worth stealin' no way.
     
8. Comic Strip Mike Lester  Mike du Jour 2019-05-26 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Lester
Comic/Cartoon: Mike du Jour
Viewable Date: 2019-05-26 Pub. Date: 2019-05-26
Image Number: 177644
Caption: The next song is about a lonely, forlorn loser … unlucky in love and in life - who finds himself alone in a bar on a Saturday night - at closing time … Any resemblance to balding person in a tie who keep yelling whipping post! is purely coincidental. Freebird.
     
9. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2004-01-12 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-04-30 Pub. Date: 2004-01-12
Image Number: 6279
Caption: The retro look.
     
10. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-06-26 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-04-18 Pub. Date: 2003-06-26
Image Number: 4575
Caption: Mrs. Jameson, this is Dr. Melton's office reminding you that it's been six months since you updated your self-image.
     
11. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-04-12 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-04-12 Pub. Date: 2019-04-12
Image Number: 177117
Caption: What you just say life is? A parade of air-bursting bolides. When an extremely bright meteor hurtles toward earth, it's a bolide. If it blows up when it enters our atmosphere instead of impacting the surface … that's an airburst. Every opportunity we miss. Every time we narrowly avoid death. Every time we didn't eat a burrito that had just gone bad ... You tellin' me that burrito I snuck from you was old? Some bolides explode elsewhere.
     
12. Comic Strip Brian Crane  Pickles 2019-03-30 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2019-03-30 Pub. Date: 2019-03-30
Image Number: 176825
Caption: Life humbles you as you get older. You realize how much time you've wasted on nonsense. Hello, Earl. I see you're talking to someone on your own intellectual level. Hello, nonsense.
     
13. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-17 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-14 Pub. Date: 2003-03-17
Image Number: 4491
Caption: Hopefully, I can learn from my mistakes and pay more attention to details next time.
     
14. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-16 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-13 Pub. Date: 2003-03-16
Image Number: 4490
Caption: Wow - a whole room of stop-action. (Visitors tour museum room of paintings.)
     
15. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-15 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-12 Pub. Date: 2003-03-15
Image Number: 4489
Caption: Dinner already? Where does the time go?!! (Dog surprised at his mealtime.)
     
16. Comic Strip J.C. Duffy  Fusco Brothers 2007-08-30 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): J.C. Duffy
Comic/Cartoon: Fusco Brothers
Viewable Date: 2019-03-06 Pub. Date: 2007-08-30
Image Number: 18410
Caption: I've got to go… I don't want to use up my minutes. Your cell phone minutes? My life minutes.
     
17. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-03-31 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-03-01 Pub. Date: 2003-03-31
Image Number: 4505
Caption: Unstructured work time. (Messy worker hides under desk.)
     
18. Comic Strip Bob Thaves Tom Thaves  Frank and Ernest 2019-02-10 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Bob Thaves Tom Thaves
Comic/Cartoon: Frank and Ernest
Viewable Date: 2019-02-10 Pub. Date: 2019-02-10
Image Number: 176325
Caption: Auto Show. My car and I both struggle to get going on a winter morning and tend to overheat in the summer. Also, both cars and people will keep running longer if a regular maintenance program is followed. Yeah, but a minivan will always be a minivan and a sedan will always be a sedan. I went from being a little kid to a lean young man to being a pot-bellied middle aged man. Completely unlike cars, people will be multiple different body types over a lifetime!
     
19. Comic Strip Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-01-19 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-01-19 Pub. Date: 2019-01-19
Image Number: 175845
Caption: I've never had so many people tell me to go !@#$ myself in my whole entire life, Susan. All I did was write an article called It's Time to Make Private Schools Illegal. You did what? The theory is, if the children of millionaires and billionaires had to go to public school, you can bet they'd make sure our public school systems were amazing. It's not a bad idea. Half the comments I got misspelled !@#$. So I wrote another article about how that proved my point.
     
20. Comic Strip Mike Twohy  That's Life 2003-05-21 lifetime 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Twohy
Comic/Cartoon: That's Life
Viewable Date: 2019-01-18 Pub. Date: 2003-05-21
Image Number: 4007
Caption: I've got a doctor's note. I'm not supposed to carry more than ten times my weight.
     
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