You know, Opal, there's always been this sibling rivalry going on between us. And I finally had to admit to myself that you won. Your life turned out better than mine. Who wants to see photos from my colonoscopy? Of course, I wouldn't change places with you for a million bucks.
What's new with you, Earl? The other day I accidentally sat on the TV remote. I discovered that by scootching around in my seat I was able to change the channels and adjust the volume. You're a man in desperate need of a hobby, aren't you?