Earl, must you be so lackadaisical?! Grampa, What is "lackadaisical"? It means I don't have daisies. My grandparents are weird.
Give me the remote, Earl. You're just going to fall asleep in front of the TV anyway. You'll have to pry it from my cold, lifeless hand. Fine. Be a selfish old man! No, I mean my hand has cramped up from holding it so tight. I need you to help me disengage it.