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Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
Viewable Date: |
2012-10-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-20 |
Image Number: |
88488 |
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The next time I complain about anything … Remind me that I'm NOT - a T.S.A. agent … |
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Cartoonist(s): |
John Deering |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Strange Brew |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-21 |
Image Number: |
87619 |
Caption: |
Ok, tell me the the truth, doctor. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-19 |
Image Number: |
87546 |
Caption: |
When I'm on my deathbed, I don’t want to have any regrets. I don’t want to be thinking about the one that got away. Thug 4 Life. I don’t want to be thinking about who or what I should've been. You ought to be thinking about lying somewhere that's NOT called a "death" bed. ... I don't want to be thinking about this conversation. Thug 4 Life. (Originally published on 9/29/10). |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-06 |
Image Number: |
86215 |
Caption: |
You know what really, really annoys me? When people write "web sight" instead of "website" or "low and behold" instead of "lo and behold." Or when they say "I'm going to lay down" instead of "I'm going to lie down." So … What annoys you? I'm pretty sure you don't to know. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2012-09-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-09-05 |
Image Number: |
86697 |
Caption: |
"Arthur, being on your clothes isn't the same as being in your clothes." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-08-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-30 |
Image Number: |
86924 |
Caption: |
Operating Room Humor. Why are anesthesiologists assumed to be honest? Because numb-ers don't lie! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-08-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-14 |
Image Number: |
86018 |
Caption: |
Date-A-Chick.com. Please complete your profile. Date-A-Chick.com. 1. Profile picture from when you were better-looking. Submit. Date-A-Chick.com. 2. Witty bio you stole from someone else. Skip. Date-A-Chick.com. 3. Height, in your tallest shoes, on your tip-toes. 5'11". |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-08-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-07 |
Image Number: |
85360 |
Caption: |
Lionel's some kind of prodigy. He's only two and he's already multiplying and dividing. He asked me "What's five divided by seven," and I realized … I forgot how to do that. Admitting I didn’t know would've wrecked his image of me. So I said "Pancakes" and pretended to fall asleep. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-24 |
Image Number: |
84528 |
Caption: |
I'm gonna give you a note to give your son. What's it say? "I'm sorry for calling you a son of a doody-head in day care yesterday." Did I spell "doody" right? That's just a bunch of squiggles. Saying sorry when you don’t mean it is a sign of maturity. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-17 |
Image Number: |
84245 |
Caption: |
You were a lying, cheating snake, Phil. You can forget about me taking you back. Susan, I'm a changed man. I made a pilgrimage to India. I experienced an epiphany in a tiny Himalayan village. Not sure which one … The Ephiphany sisters looked a lot alike. But I digress ... |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-16 |
Image Number: |
84304 |
Caption: |
There's no such thing as a 'little white perjury." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-13 |
Image Number: |
82115 |
Caption: |
Everyone? I'm glad you're all here. I have a message from Quill. He's going back to Australia. He asked me to tell you all goodbye. Quill's going home?! Oh! It's him! Hi, Quill! Yes, I miss you, too. What? Tonight? Just you and me? Sure! Ok, see you then. Quill's giving ME a SPECIAL goodbye tonight. Guess so, since he's flying over Fiji right now. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
Viewable Date: |
2012-07-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-07-04 |
Image Number: |
82719 |
Caption: |
Martin exhibits positional indifference. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2012-06-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-29 |
Image Number: |
82103 |
Caption: |
You know, Charlene, I never believe it when a woman says she can't go out with me because she's staying in to wash her hair, but your story has the ring of truth. Have fun washing your beret tonight. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
J.C. Duffy |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Fusco Brothers |
Viewable Date: |
2012-06-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-26 |
Image Number: |
82100 |
Caption: |
Lying in court is a very serious matter. Mr. Fusco. I can assure you that I take it very seriously, your honor. If I didn’t, do you think I could have gotten this good at it? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-06-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-06-25 |
Image Number: |
82968 |
Caption: |
News. Voter Fraud Dispute. Do you think voter fraud is widespread? Does lying in exit polls count? |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-29 |
Image Number: |
80800 |
Caption: |
The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it." It's like my dad used to say, "If it ain't writ, it ain't." Ain't what? Ain't anything. That's good. I should write that down. Naw. I'll remember it. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-21 |
Image Number: |
81177 |
Caption: |
Lemme see them want ads when you done, Big L. Um … There aren't any. You lying? You tryna make sure ain't nobody can compete with you? Of course not. Lemme borrow a quarter to get my own paper. There are no quarters. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-21 |
Image Number: |
79996 |
Caption: |
This says I saw Shannon bite you. I don’t even know who Shannon is. And I didn’t see any biting. This is lying! Not lying, Ox, HELPING. You'd like to help me, wouldn’t you? Hm? I don’t like bullies … Exactly! And Shannon's a bully! So sign! No, I think you're the bully. ME!? No, no, Ox. You told me "you're nice," remember? AND "real pretty." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2012-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-05-15 |
Image Number: |
81114 |
Caption: |
Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness? |
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